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Cougar
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Why is the word fuck used at least once every three topic names. Is there a reason to uselessly shout Fuck! Sure it's Random musings, but that doesn't mean you can shout your damn head off 
*HACHEE!*
fu...erm, shit, just sneezed my brain out... |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 10:42 am |
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yes it means and yes we can.
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Count Zero
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 11:33 am |
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Fuck fuck fuckity fuckfuckfuck.
And that's my final answer. |
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Bradford
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 11:36 am |
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fuck x10000000000000000000000000000000000.
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 2:46 pm |
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ph-uq
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Ian
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 2:53 pm |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 3:07 pm |
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fawk :|
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skyediver
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 3:31 pm |
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fug? phuck? fluck?
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I don't say it much, I can usually find better words to express myself. Preferably long, complicated ones that no one really knows exactly what they mean. o.0 |
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Giant Hamster
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FUCK YOU
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
- General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
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But dont forget the other words!!!:
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, MotherFucker & Tits
(the original seven cuss words according to George Carlin)
Asshole, Slut, Scum Sucker, Dick Head, Goddamn Mother Fucking Son of a Bitch, Damn, Cunt, Dicklick, FartKnocker, NeedleDick, Son of a Bitch, (you dirty cock sucking, shit eating, piss drinking, cum licking, cow fucking piece of dog shit), up yours a-hole, lick sack, assmaster, Stupid, Idiot, Fuck your mother, The dog should shit in your mouth, Donkey, Dick, Shit eating dog, sister fucker, fucker, mother fucker, bastard, dick, pussy, whore, fuck your dad, Ass, Bitch, Faggot, Shit Head, Penis Head, Up yours, Go Die in the street, Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's smelly cunt, bastard, assmunch, Cheesy Smelly Pussy, up-the-ass-fucker, hooker, fuck you, piss off, fuck off, pisshead, you make me shit, go to hell, mother-fucking bastard, Fuck yourself, pompous ass, that's a load of shit, you fucked faggot, stupid asshole, Assface, tramp, Goodbye fuckhead, go fuck yourself, kiss my ass, kiss my grits, lick my trouser snake, moron, masturbator, up your ass, Brother Fucker, suck my dick, what the fuck are you saying?, what the fuck, you are full of shit, stupid bastard, Shut up you crazy motherfucker, (may your ass, boobs, and penis all fall off), meathead, (you lousy, dirty stinking, rotten pigface), traitor, eat shit and die, You mother sucks cow dicks, May a dog fuck your mother, you got a small dick, Anally retentive Pubic Louse, Cum Guzzling Fat Fuck, Gap Toothed trailer park discount whore, Lying sack of Siberian snake shit, (gapped toothed, beer guzzlin', cousin fucker), Putz, Yutz, Go fuck your mom, An infection to your dick, jackass, and fathead .
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skyediver
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:36 pm |
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| amen. |
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Bradford
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:54 pm |
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okay lay off the crack jamez.
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Maruman
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2001 7:11 pm |
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crack is good
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Cougar
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 5:38 am |
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Holy shit, Hamster! You're turning the word fuck into a damn science  |
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El Caseron
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 6:58 am |
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 1:29 pm |
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| hamster...that thing you posted is sooooo old |
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 6:26 pm |
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yups. its FUCKIN hella old. and its even in audio for FUCKING sake!!! but who the FUCK cares!!!
I dont give a flying FUCK!
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FaithInChaos
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:04 pm |
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the first record known of the word fuck comes from �Flen flyys,� a poem written by some guy in the 15 century.
i read some where that "fuck" comes from a latin, celtic? word meaning: to strike.
...im going to strike you sooo hard, strike you unconscious. |
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:11 pm |
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hey giant hampster.... i heard that wav audio file be4... u wouldn't happen to have a link to the file would u? lol, gotta let my sister listen to it.
[This message has been edited by Dakkan (edited January 12, 2001).] |
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:15 pm |
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:42 am |
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The word FART originated from a latin word way long ago that mean: "To Explode" it was then given the name Flatulence wich has something to do with mixing the latin word and Fluent....like, "To Explode Willingly" or something to that effect. heh, i need to find that damn calender/quiz that had that in it. *where did my pops hide it now?...hmm*
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