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faustgfx
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revenge
as it says, you deserve nothing but my face.
i get nothing, why should you get something for christmas?
(drift, christmas tree = joulukuusi, kuusi = spruce tree, kuusi = number six, kuusi = my last name, thus joulujussi (christmas jussi) = joulukuusi (christmas[spruce]tree = joulujussi. jarharharharhar.)
bl�h. fuck you people who get to go to your families or friends or girl or boyfriends or husbands or wives or fucking daily fuck buddies for christmas and do whatever people do in christmas anyway.
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Nex
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:47 pm |
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| There we go.. another sleepless night fighting back the nightmares. |
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theresa
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 5:39 pm |
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| hhehhee |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 5:46 pm |
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And i was gonna draw you... hehe
Hey it looks very faustgfx-style! Do you know him? =]
MORE!
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 5:48 pm |
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"hey it looks very faustgfx-style! do you know him? =]"
well duh mr.genius, that's a fucking photo of my fucking face i took my fucking self()#%"�()"�%
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Isric
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 7:01 pm |
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Awww...Faustgfxqj is still full of angst and turmoil.
How old are you man? Seriously, whats wrong? I mean, Christmas is a terrible time to feel alone. trust me. i know.
But listen, from someone whos been there, getting angry and brooding in your own dispair isn't the way to go about it. Get off your computer and start talking to people, doing things. Why just today i went Christmas shopping by myself and I just started talking to people. Anyone. It's incredible what can happen.
AND BELIEVE ME, I know your probably just gonna swear and cus and get pissed off at me, fuck this and fuck you, you don't know me, blah blah blah, but believe me BUD, you've gotta take this into your own hands and stop having grown up pouting fits or the world will miss out on a potential creative mind. |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 7:02 pm |
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i'm 18.
the rest.. fah. christmas is good time to do work stuff at work.
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Isric
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 7:04 pm |
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Oh yeah! you may wish us a merry fucking Christmas, but I wish you a fucking MERRY CHRISTMAS. If you want, talk to me at [email protected]
you don't have to be totally alone |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 7:06 pm |
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i have 4 years of irc addiction and closer to 3 years of icq addiction behind, I HAVE THE WORLD AS MY FRIEND MUWHAHAAHAHAAHAAA THE 0 AND THE 1 ARE ONE WITH ME!!1
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 7:11 pm |
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hehe faust, shut your bum-hole!
I wouldn't go out in FInland too, it's cold and lonely everywhere! Arrr, /me no like Suomi Finland :p
At least we at motherland have tanks and... and guns! and ... and nobody lonely! WE HAVE VODKA.
I like vodka Finlandia though :o
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 7:19 pm |
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yeah well it's warm and lonely in the office, which sucks more.
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Isric
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 7:23 pm |
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| bah...it's up to you now |
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 9:31 pm |
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Is that a pig-tail with a christmas ball at the end man? 
hows about a 40oz for christmas eh?
Maybe that would help |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 9:34 pm |
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naw just hanging a christmas tree pretty ball on my finger with the lil plastic wire you hang it on the tree.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2000 1:17 am |
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You puny mortals, i pity you. You have yet to understand the everything that is Faust and me. Come the new millennium, the 1 and 0 shall reign supreme and while you kneel in the dirt beneath their feet, we shall sit aside them! MWAHHAHAHAAHH!!! PUNY INSECTS!! FEAR THE TRUTH!!!! MWAAAAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!
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Ben Barker
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2000 1:24 am |
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I think Stile captured the emotion a lot better. So, I'll just cut and paste:
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I was destined for great things, or so I thought. I came from a middle class dysfunctional family. I had an average youth, and average adolescence, and below average grades in school. The highlight of my life was getting a blowjob from my next-door neighbors mom when I was 15.
Why did I feel that I was destined for great things? Because my mom told me so.
It seems like only yesterday I stopped doing my webpage. I got a job on contract with a small web design firm in Seattle, then eventually moved there to work full time. The pay was good, and I felt much better about myself since I wasn't making money from whoring out porn ads and didn't have to deal with hundreds of e-mails a day of hate filled ranting from teenagers.
Then everything started to go wrong.
Somewhere during the summer of my 25th year I found a lump in my left testicle. Being the paranoid person that I am, I went to the doctor a week later. I spent that entire week in bed shaking and crying, only getting up once a day to piss and vomit. I knew I had cancer. Three days later I had emergency surgery and I was now half a man; testicle removed and a silicon implant where my flesh once was.
The doctor botched the simple surgery and I had chronic pain for the rest of my life, though everyone told me it was only "psychosomatic."
The following summer I ran into a girl I went to high school with. I swallowed my pride and asked her out. A year later we were married. I really thought that she understood my problems and who I was. I couldn't have been more wrong.
My wife and I have been married now for 5 years now and I can't stand the sight of her.
She's had sex with every person that we know, but that isn't the worst part. My wife is 5'3" and when we met she weighed 110lbs. She now weighs 225lbs which looks really nasty on a woman who's 5'3". She farts in her sleep and it smells so bad that I have to sleep on the couch with the dog. She doesn't cook or clean. She sits around all day watching talk shows and eating. Life is a cruel joke; everyone I know had sex with my wife when she was cute and now that she's a fat pig, I'm the one who has to support her.
I couldn't take it anymore and finally got a divorce. What a mistake that was. Not only did Ms. Piggy get the house, the car and half of everything in my bank account, but she also left me with a little parting gift-Herpes.
On my 32nd birthday I was involved in a major car crash. I was paralyzed from the waist down and had third degree burns on 80% of my body. I spent a year and a half practically bed ridden and in intense physical therapy. When it was all said and done I looked like Freddy Kruger in a wheelchair. I couldn't do my contract work anymore because of my sorry state and I didn't go outside because people would not stop staring at me.
I moved back into my mom's house. I had no will to do anything and spent all my time watching CNN and planning my suicide. I blew almost all my savings on plastic surgery, alcohol, porn and drugs. I felt lower than dirt and cursed every waking day. I blamed everyone for my problems and just wanted to curl up in a corner and die.
Well here I am, a disfigured freak who lives in his moms basement. Back where I started. My mom wont even let me out of my room sometimes because she think I'll scare away company.
Sometimes her new husband sneeks into my room at night and beats me senseless, then strangles me until I pass out. Little does he know that I empty my colostomy bag in the coffee peculator each morning and he has been drinking my bitter urine and feces for months now.
Bastard.
If I wasn't paralyzed I'd beat him to death.
But on the bright side, I've taken up smoking two packs a day, so it's only a matter of time before I die of lung cancer.
Happy Holidays everyone!
[This message has been edited by Ben Barker (edited December 22, 2000).] |
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AdezJ
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2000 9:21 am |
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Cool pic though.. what filter did ya run over it? 
Merry X-maz |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2000 9:23 am |
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hue/saturation and brightness/contrast, if i recall right. the pic was blurry and had pretty funny tones to it to begin with.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2000 7:35 pm |
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hey faust.. if you'd like something for christmas, give me your address, i'll send you something
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