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The Dude · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 12:09 pm

Here is a picture of my pussy.
Anyone who shouldn't be looking at pussies go away.

Just through this together for my wallpaper.

This is smokey. She is my new kitty. This
is how she gets when she gets all riled up.
I like it better when she is cuddly.

meow.

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oh yeah, you'll never guess what I used to
make that background. If you do I'll send
you a nice turd from smokey. She has the
cutest little poop.

[The dude is not responsible for the content
of this thread as he has spent way too much
time in front of a computer screen today]

[This message has been edited by The Dude (edited September 19, 2000).]

el tigre · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 12:24 pm

What has your pussy been smokin' man! Look at it's f**kin' eyes!

*pussy runs off for a mars bar and falls asleep*

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Spitfire · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 12:42 pm

Dude, what's up with her flattened fur and weird position? You didnt put the poor thing on a fucking scanner did you?

The Dude · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 1:02 pm

el tigre: I'm pretty sure that in this photo
the pussy is not under the influence of any
narcotics. Although there was this one time
when she must have inhaled something skunky
that travelled through the vents from the
neighbors apartment and she closed her eyes
and got real mellow and I had to keep checking
for a pulse and stuff, it was trippy man...

Spitfire: Shhhhh! I don't want PETA to find
out about that whole scanner incident.

Spitfire · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 1:12 pm

Never mind.

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Jet-Poop · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 2:55 pm

scanned cat + radial blur?

or maybe aluminum foil + radial blur (although that would be a little too contrasty for what I see here)

or wadded up plastic wrap + radial blur

now where's my poop?

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SaltyDog · member Member # Joined: 06 Apr 2000 Posts: 206

Yep. My money is on the saran wrap and radial blur. (They were highlighting that technique in a Digital Artist's mag a while back)
I got dibs on some poop.

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A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

Meow.

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Tinusch · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 6:08 pm

HAHAHAHAHA you put your cat in a scanner! hahahaha

synj · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 6:35 pm

i'm not sure.. the paws dont really look like they're pressed against glass. either way hehe I WANNA KNOW! did you put it in the scanner dude? hehe you sicko

-synj www.synj.net

AprilYSH · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 7:51 pm

there's probably a cat-scan.com you can submit this to

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nori · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 8:18 pm

your pussy looks wet. Why's your pussy wet?

Sergenth · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 8:28 pm

Yeah, you can submit these type of pictures... but not this one. Cliff Blezinski of Unreal design fame has a cat-scan page, but the big no-no is not to shine the light in their eyes. So, don't submit this pic. And don't scan your cats eyes again, that's bright light!

Otherwise, wicky-wack pic :P

dr . bang · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2000 10:10 pm

This is one cute pussy but i want the other one!!!!!

X-pLaGue · member Member # Joined: 01 May 2000 Posts: 117

Woooowwhz... Marylin Meowson...

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The Dude · Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2000 5:24 am

Just so I don't get any calls from the Humane
Society I would like to point out that I did
not put my pussy into a scanner. I figured
the cleanup wouldn't be worth it and I didn't
think I could ever get the smell of tuna to
go away.

Jet-Poop / Saltydog: Wrong! But since you
two seem like the only ones interested in the
turds maybe I'll fax you some. Or you can
stop by, I've got these dungbeetles that
collect all the turds cuz my pussy poops everywhere

Then they put all the crap in a wheelbarrow

I'll just leave the wheelbarrow outside and
you two can pick it up.

Actually the background is a close up shot of
some grass from a golf course that I took for
a client. I mirrored it into all 4 corners,
colorized it yellowish, and then duplicated
the layer. The bottom layer I applied a zoom
blur and the top layer I applied a left-to-right
motion blur, then set the opacity to like 30%.

Let me know if anyone is interested in turds
cuz I'll get the dungbeetles to work around the
clock!

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The Dude · Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2000 7:44 am

Once again my pussy was captured in it's
natural habitat this time while capturing
a wild mouse-hibrid-tentacle-fiend.
The sadistic nature of all pussy has caused
mine to toy with it's prey until finally
ripping out it's heart, stomping on it, and
finally eating it. I didn't catch that last
part on film, but I can assure it was gruesome.

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