[sydneyshan]

Some friends and I made up this poem for some fun, one paragraph each. I thought it would be fun if Sinj and the other gif junkies animated it's highlights

Enjoy!

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As I walked about the paddock,
the place a living hell,
suddenly I heard it,
and could taste the ugly smell.

I turned and there behind me
I saw with fearful strife
A raging slavering eater of men.
Known also as...the wife

I tried to run like lightning
to save my mortal soul
but there was no escaping
what was coming from her hole!

I looked about in terror
and shock went to my head
as I felt the heat pass by me
and blow down the cows' shed

by the now the smell was rancid
But I mustered all my grit!
And turned around to face her
And grabbed her by the tit

my strength was slowly waning
i gagged and coughed and spat
i had to think of something
to stop being covered in shat

my legs felt like jelly
as I crawled toward the car
my last chance of escape
was not very far

I stumbled into the drivers seat
And collapsed behind the wheel
But looking to the passangers seat
My senses began to reel

how could this be happening?
i can't believe its true
that stupid fat cow daisy
was smearing my car with poo

The horror was too much
I put my foot down like lead
the car spun all over the place
and shit began to spread

but lo there was the saviour
In humble cow shit...dung.
It spread and hardened like a wall
My fat arsed wife looked stung.

I felt I might just make it
and hope began to well,
but just then she unleashed it
a living, seething hell

Out from her but it slid
A creature of ebon grace
It smelled like a dead dogs fart
A greasy, slimy paste

at first it came out slowly
and then picked up the pace
I put the car in 3rd
and thus began the race

I slammed it down to second
the whole thing seemed absurd
i had to keep myself ahead
of that giant reeking turd

In my panic a plan did form
I turned the car around and headed for that butt.
With all the speed I could muster.
I plunged into her rut!

With slips and slides the car did speed
but with control it kept its' course
me wife gave a scream
that sounded like a horse

at last there seemed to be an end
to this nightmarish spree
it seemed as far as I was concerned
I would finally be free

The old cow gave a twitch
And then began to roll
Over onto her back
My car had plugged the hole!

So next time when I'm walkin'
through the paddock all alone
I'll will be sure to keep
The wife locked up at home!!
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[Spitfire]

Sounds like you have a Happy Marriage.

[el tigre]

I think that you maybe have some issues to work on, no?

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Does anyone know the secret formula? :�

[synj]

egads man i would never animate something like that. i didn't read the whole thing though so i cant say for sure.

-synj www.synj.net

[Snake Grunger]

Whoa! Some verses rhyme, others don't! You never use the same ammount of syllables per line! Your poem has alot of sense! FREEDOM! Brilliant!

..not

[Tinusch]

Oh god, please don't animate that