[Nex]

Didnt we all think.. "why the hell does noone reply to my thread?"

Well, here are some possible and reasonable explanations (maybe you find some more)


You could not reply because:

- aliens kidnapped you and they don't have an internet connection on their mothership

- the alien computer is controlled with psiconic brain waves and are not compatible to humans brain waves

- a crazed squirrel bit off your hand and you cannot type

- your harddisk is currently full of pr0n and now you don't have room to download this thread to your browser cache

- you lost the url to this site

- you decided to quit talking english because you joined a radical contra-anglism-group that will try to take over the world

- you found a box with 1,000,000$ on a public toilet and have other things to do.

- the people that the box belonged to are after you and you have no time to write anything right now except your last will

- you got lightblue/darkblue blindness and cannot read the text i wrote so you don't know what to do

- you are on holidays in bahamas with at least 5 beautiful native women and have no desire to go to the internet right now (which i could understand)

- a sucicide squad of mad squirrels broke in your room and blasted themselves up with dynamite, leaving your computer a smoking mass of plastic.

- you have your days and just don't feellike it

- you bought Windows ME yesterday and now nothing works

- you gave Linux a try and you have no idea where to get the frickin' drivers for your new leet Voodoo/TNT5 hybrid graphics card

- you met THE girl/man. you married. you bought a house in kentucky and live on a farm with 2 cows and a pig, so no need for the internet

- the computer sucked you in and now you have to play some strange game with frisbees and lasercycles

- you began to mutate into a big green slimey frog and have had this craving hunger for your keyboard

- you died in the attempt to crawl into your monitor because one internet page said "come on in!"

- a meteorite from the nearby gluconian star system hit your house and destroyed it

- the radiation of a gluconian meteor that hit your neighbours house made your brain grow by 200%.
The bad news was however that you head did not expand as well.. (poof - splash)

- you slipped on the squished brain of someone who's neighbours house was hit by a gluconian meteorite and broke your neck

- you stumbled over someone lying around on the street with a broken neck and broke yours as well

- gluconians lured you into their spaceship by offering you candy and a lollipop

- gluconians in search of a lost meteor suspected you of stealing it and court martialed you to work 1,243,532 years in their plutonium mines

- you found THE girl/man and later she/he revealed to you she/he in fact IS gluconian and, according to gluconian tradition has to dissolve you in acid and drink you in a transparent crystal glass at full moon-

[This message has been edited by Nex (edited November 04, 2000).]

[Spitfire]

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- you bought Windows ME yesterday and now nothing works

The story of my life...

[Thorn]

lol, Nex. Everyone should keep a copy of your reasons as a comfort list for next time a post is a nonevent.

I'd add another that would probably apply to a few people in the forum:

Your mother discovered all your secret porn links in the history file, put a lifetime ban on your net access and booked you in for the next meeting of sexaholics.

[Jabberwocky]

- the post sux
- I think everyone has said what I would have
- I posted you just don't see it
- My phone line is always too busy for me to get on
- My dog ate my post
- the Grinch stole my post

ummmm.... I'm in high school I think I should be able to fine some good excuses... hell I always do with my homework.

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[Spitfire]

You really want to reply, but :

1. You're too drunk to focus.
2. You're so drunk you've mistaken your pc for the television.
3. After #2 you decided its broke 'cause it wont react to the remote control so you put the puter outside with the garbage.
4. Yuo'er zo drukn yuove fogrottne hwo to zpel.
5. A moth landed on the monitor and because you're drunk you decided to headbutt it to death.
6. You were in detox for 13 hours, triyng too ecpleyn yuo'er nowt drukn but dyr..dyws..disl..deeeeeeeehh...incapable of spelling properly.
7. You came home drunk but couldnt get in 'cause you forgot your login & pw for the front door.
8. You sat in front of your microwave for 30 minutes looking for the mouse untill you finally realized you've smashed a frozen pizza through your 21" monitor.
9. You were too drunk to focus ("waahhh... i see that excuse double!")
10. Being drunk, you've mistaken the board for a pr0n site and downloaded all the threads to your HD, wondering why they dont show up in MS Picture editor.