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surphun
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HAVE YOU SEEN FRED?!!?!?
Oh NO!! I'VE LOST HIM!!! I can't believe it! I love him so much and now
he's gone! I didn't know what to do, so I came to the only place I knew where to go.
If you're confused, listen up.
Fred and I are the best of friends. We have been together since we can remember and
we both love each other. As of a few days ago, Fred was lost. You see, Fred is a rubber
duck.  SOMEONE DUCK-NAPED HIM!!!
This is where I need your help. There are 2 possibilities of what happened to Fred:
1) I tipped off a bit too much about his speaking capabilities to the CIA and now they have him
2) Or more likely some crazed neighbor has him and is force feeding him and plumping him up
for sunday dinner!!!
I NEED ALL OF YOU! If you all could create little missing duck ads for me I would appreciate it!
I'm sorry but the most recent picture I have of Fred was last year on Independance Day.
Post your missing duck ads here, and if you could, I need 2 specialists to post a picture of what
Fred might look like at 25, just in case those neighbors decide not to eat him Sunday and
put him in the freezer. I appreciate it everyone!!
surphun http://surphun.quadrent.net |
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Cos
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| Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2000 6:43 am |
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| I is afraid I has not seen Fred *coughing feathers*...but I hope you find him soon.... *buuuuuuurrrrrpp* |
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ex
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| Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2000 4:17 pm |
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Actually i have seen Fred...
I saw him crossing the road with the chicken.
I am pretty sure they were going to cos's house.... 
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freddy flicks stones
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| Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2000 12:02 am |
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| Is that what I look like? |
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surphun
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| Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2000 7:32 am |
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who knows fred, you might be awefully cute, but be evil like you are inside. I've seen your type, torturing your students by making them shade cones.
"Your light source isn't right!"
"You need more contrast in there!"
"WHAT?!?! No core shadows??!?!"
Out to torture us. See, you may appear little and innocent on the outside, but on the inside you are pure EVIL!
(heh, it's a joke. I do this to my art instructor all the time. he gets made when I make characterizations of him. "My nose isn't that big, is it?") |
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psi burn
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| Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2000 7:25 pm |
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| surphun, all i have to say is if i saw you walking down the street id probably start heading backwards.. :] |
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surphun
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| Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2000 7:39 pm |
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heh? why? I'm not odorous like some people here..  |
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