Naeem
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 1222
Location: USA
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 Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:21 pm |
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My friend just sent this to me. I thought I would share with the Sijun members.
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Sun, 18 Sep 2005 23:00:19 +0100
Hello, my name is Mike and I
suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking
chain letters sent to me by people who actually believethat
if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Te Kuiti with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a
travelling freak show.Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is
going to give you, and everyone to whom you send his
email, $1000?How stupid are we?Ooooh, looky here! If I
scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a
model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of
b-llshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my
house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter
that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country
by midget pilgrims on Capt Cooks boat.F-ck
'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the send this to 10 of
your closest friends, and;this poor, wretched excuse for a
human being will somehow receive a nickel from some
omniscient being forwards about 90 times.I don't fucking
care.Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are,
it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get
some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or
luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on.Don't piss people off by making them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to
the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
tomorrow morning yourunderwear will turn carnivorous and
will consume your genitals.Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15
bucks and then F-ck Off ... and have a nice
day!!!!!!!
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