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dominionjames
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Now you can have that dream site that you've always wanted!! tired of low/no sales? No one taking you seriously? Well now you can compete with the big boys and sport a site that says "i'm playing with power!!" For a limited time we are offering art based sites a huge discount on web design, while we build our resume'! don't let this oppertunity pass you buy!! Visit our site today and fill out the form (which can be on your site as well!!)
http://www.darkkstudios.com
www.darkkstudios.com
thanx!! |
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balistic
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| Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:42 pm |
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You should probably learn to make websites before you start offering such a service.
You have a non-working menu, and you're using HTML to re-size images.
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B0b
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| Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:49 pm |
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need to learn how to optimise images as well  |
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gLitterbug
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| Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:15 pm |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:53 pm |
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Bad spelling as well.. dude..
First learn the skill, then you can make money. Not the other way around.
Plus, this is really the last place to find clients. It's a f&$#ing digital art forum! hEHEHEH  |
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abunai
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| Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:47 pm |
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I make my own site, thanks.</sarcasm>
Oh, and btw, beyond spelling, there's such a thing as a "homonym." That means a word that sounds like another word, but means something totally different! Wow, grade 2 concepts. For example, 'by' and 'buy.' Check your post, you'll know what I mean.
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Gort
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| Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:12 pm |
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| You should probably learn to make websites before you start offering such a service. |
ouch.
But I have to agree. The site samples are very far from anything the "big boys" produce.
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neff
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:58 am |
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mmhwlsjf... can't stop myself..I..have..to..post...
LOL!
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Capt. Fred
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:14 am |
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I respect his use of quotation marks:
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| Our staff is trained to handle all your questions regarding "your site", from start to finish. |
And the whole 'Web grafix and design!! ' slogan is very homestarrunner! |
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gLitterbug
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:30 am |
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| I wonder if Deena is as hot as the comic depiction of the business woman talking on the phone(I guess that is supposed to be her). |
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balistic
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:19 am |
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Gort: you should've seen what I had there before I edited it
I've had a stressful week at work. |
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Ian Jones
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:21 am |
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haha, im 99% sure I've seen that template at templateMonster.com or some similar web design template site. This guy is a true classic.
"Flash and html scripting" yep, last time I checked HTML was a scripting language.
"Our contact form is fully funtional" Oh the joys of a funtional form experience. |
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Godwin
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ElfGirlKimmy
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:19 am |
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 *tries not to have a heart attack at the horrible spelling and grammar* 
Oh it hurts... it hurts.... X_x
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noxi
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:29 am |
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| Don�t know what to say really cos nothing happens when I hit that enter button... Pretty good browser compbility if that is the case, cos I�m using Mozilla. Judging by the commnents the site would be "worth" to see though... |
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