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WOW TAHT IS INCR3DIBLE!!1! OMG LOL I WISH IT WUD TRANSLAET BAK SO I CUD R3AD WUT H3 SAYS1!11!! OMG
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| Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 1:43 pm |
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Ladies and Gentlemen...I present the Flat666 translation of Chaucer's Prologue to the Canterbury Tales (from Middle English):
WHAN DA APRIL WIT HIS SHOURES SHOT DA DROGHT3 OF MARCH HATH PERCED 2 TEH ROT3
AND BATHED AV3RY VEYNE IN SWICH LICOUR
OF WHICH VERTU 3NGENDRAD IS TEH FLOUR
WHAN Z3PHIRUS EK WIT HIS SWETE BRETH
INSPIERD HATH IN EVERY HOLT AND HETH TEH T3NDR3 CROPAS AND TEH YONG3 SON3
HATH IN DA RM HIS HALF COURS YRONE
AND SMAEL FOW3LES MAEKN MELODYE
TAHT SLEP3N AL DA NYGHT WIT OP3N YA
(SO PRIEKTH H3M NATURE IN HIR CORAEGS)
THAN3 LONGAN FOLK 2 GON ON PILGRIMAEGS
AND PALMERS FOR 2 SEKEN STRAUNGE STROND3S
2 F3RN3 HALW3S TEH IN SONDRY LONDAS
AND SPECIALY FROM EVERY SHIERS ANDA
OF ENGALOND 2 CANTARBURY THAY TEH HOLY BLISFUL MARTIR FOR 2 SEK3
TAHT HAM HATH HOLPEN WHAN TAHT THEY WERA SEK3
!111! OMG
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| Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:06 am |
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| That's great. So this is the way to translate my bad english into the quality-english of an 12 year old kid. Even better then mine....Muhahahahahahha |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:41 am |
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THIS IS TEH MOST KIKAS THNG 3VAR
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:49 am |
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MOST INT3RASTNG .1!!!!11!!11!!1!!!1 OMG LOL THIS CUD B OF SOME US311!!1!1! OMG WTF
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:58 am |
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OK LETS JUST SE HOW THIS WORKS!1!! LOL HOW WIL IT TRANSLAET SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIECXPIALIDOCIOUS .111!!11!1!11!! OMG
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:55 am |
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| I just love how it adds "Oh my god" and "What the fuck" after every sentence. I laugh out loud ever time I see it, ohmigod, whatthefuck... lol. |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:52 pm |
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HI I LEIK TO UNF PEOOELPE THEY DUNT LEIK ME BECASUE I AM OS SKEXY BUT TEH GISLRI LIEK ME BECASUE I AM SO SEXGY I AM WIN
HA YUOR TR4NZLAT0R SUXORZ!!1 BIG TIEM!!1 IT WILL NEV4R R34C|-| mY l3V3|_ o 1337nez!!1
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 1:20 pm |
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Oh my crap..... That is the coolest thing/funniest thing i've seen in a while.
THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 DA MANER A 12-Y3AR-OLD AOLAR WUD WRIET IT1!!111 OMG WTF TYP3 IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND TH3N CLIK DA BUTON11!1 OMG LOL |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:56 am |
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| WTB! |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:44 pm |
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I JUST DONT BLEIVE THIS TRANSLATION DAVIEC IS UP 2 TEH STANDARDS OF OUR INFMOUS [66]FLAT!!!1!! WTF LOL
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