[[666]Flat]

YO YO YO, muthafuckaz, keep it straight ballin'!
Good ole Flat be here, kickin' it like he should.
I've been occupied for a while doin' my 1337 thing
and shakin' it secksy, ye know, but never fear folks,
ya good ole lady cracker's back, yo!

1337 postings and I'm hanging' around here
since March 2000... Three fucking years, for
fucks sake! JEEEEZ time's passin' by faster than
a hyperactive squirrel high on speed. Time to
take a peek back and answer some questions
raised every now and then, ye snoopy bitchez.
Anyway, let's get intimate; first things first:

SO, MR. FLAT... SPEAKING OF THAT, HOW COME YOU'RE CALLING YOURSELF [666]FLAT?




Well, the origin of my nick name goes back to
the time of the "Flat Beat", when a lill' yellow
fella took over MTV et al and was showin' da
peeps how ta party. He was unconventional
and full of potential, just like me - hence teh nick.
I added "[666]" to make sure people would realize
I'm on da otha side of da "cuddly and cute"-scale.
I'm a tough mofo, $hitniz.

HOW DID YOU FIND SIJUN?


Back then I used to rock da "art forums" on
counter-strike.net till teh point when I decided
to go for some forum dealing with all sorts of
art, you know, I've been always sketchin' a lot
at $k00l and $hit and that simple render stuff
usin' da original CS models got borin' afta a while.






So one of da local bruthaz told me to shake it
over at "Sijun", which should turn out not be an
entry on da asian snack bar menu card but
rather a top-of-the-notch playing ground for
enthusiastic and most capable artists.




Well, I felt sorta misplaced here at first. Afta a while
I gained some serious artistic candyness tho!
To my best knowledge at least, and to that of
a lotta artists who told me much they enjoy my
schtuff and/or admire my existence. Even Spoogey
can't resist teh charme of flatish manliness, obviously.


(check out da full deal here, fine artwork to watch at t00!!1)

SOME PEOPLE CLAIM YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF THE (OLD) COUNTERSTRIKE.NET OFF TOPIC & ART FORUMS. ANY STATEMENTS?



ARE THERE ANY OTHER FORUMS YOU'VE BEEN POSTING TO?

The answer is no.

OK... SO COUNTER-STRIKE PLAYS A KEY ROLE IN YOUR LIFE, IS THAT CORRECT?

Hell yeah. I'm da masta of da best 3D $ho0ter
da world has ever seen.
With teh exception of D00|\/| maybe.
Nothing tops D00|\/|. I'm hearing peeps say
$hit like "Dude why ain't you playing some fresher
game, CS is gettin' olda than ma granny which
served in World War 1" from time to time.
Damn you ignorant sluts. YES, I am playing
up-to-date titles as well. But no, they do not
fucking convince me. Just like yesterday when I
gave "Splinter Cell" a $hot.



This picture is typical for teh lamea$$ gameplay
I had to go thru: sneak around! Perforate one bad
guy's head standing two meters in front of you without
him even noticing you're there 'cos it's so frickin' dark!
Utter and omnipresent darkness, wherever you go!
Even in da CIA headquarters, makin' you wonder if da
authorities can't afford da elictricity bill. Splinter Cell makes
my john look floodlit compared to teh mind staggerin'
presence of darkness in that friggin' game. Damn it's so
dark in Splinter Cell, you couldn't even find your own ass
without your night vision. DEAR GAME DEVELOPERS!
I DUN WANNA MOVE MY A$$ IN A SILENT MANNER THRU TEH
REALMS OF ETERNAL DARKNESS AND WATCH MY CHARACTER
STOP BREATHING EVERY TIME A DUMBASS NPC WALKS BY IN
ORDER TO TAKE CARE OF HIS DUMB AND UTTERLY
UNBELIEVABLE DUTIES, LIKE GUARDING TEH SHITTER. I WANT
PLAIN AND STRAIGHT-FORWARD ACTION INVOLVING A CYNICAL
ONE-MAN-ARMY MAKING INAPPROPRIATE REMARKS EVERY TIME
HE PUMPS HIS FOES FULL OF LEAD. SOMEBODY I CAN IDENTIFY
MYSELF WITH. THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH.

I hope Duke Nukem 4EVER gets released... soon.

Till then I'll stick to da king of games.




DO YOU HAVE ANY PICS FROM THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SIJUN STAY YOU WANNA SHARE WITH US?

Yeah, but just 'cos you're askin'! Here you go.




THAT SUCKS.

FU

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'RE MOCKING YOU ALL THE TIME FOR YOUR MANLY GIRLS! AHAHAHA!



WHAT DO YOU THINK, DID YOU IMPROVE A TAD DURING YER SIJUN VACATION?

Judge by yourself.

ANYTHING LEFT TO SAY?




ANYTHING ELSE?



DAMN YOU'RE COOL.

CHEERZ,

[666]FLAT... gone 1337 on SijU|\|
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[Dr. Bang]

WHY LORD WHY!!!

Can i have the original pic of that girl on that wall plz.

[merlyns]

that is the most funniest FAQ ever....


-david
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[-HoodZ-]

hehe funneh

[Max]

Yo Flat, you're back!

Look!!! This is what I get from your "Judge by yourself link"

[[666]Flat]

Fixed!
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[ceenda]

Hehehehe!

Dare I say it, I was starting to miss your presence on "teh 1337 forums"...

[gezstar]

Yeah bwoyyy

[Drunken Monkey]

ok this is funny as hell...


you jackass.
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"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" - Sigmund Freud