[[Shizo]]

I went to sleep an hour ago and i'm still awake, so i turn on my computer and write this.
I have a problem, i have weird bits of skin growing on me and i want to cut it off. Like some people have small growths and stuff on their noses or wherever and i remember seeing how a doctor cut it off on Conan O'Brian show.
It's a little embarassing to go to a doctor for this since i have it in the most embarassing "areas" so i wanna do it myself. hehehe

Wait a second.. this is pretty random. Maybe because i'm spaced out..

But anyway. Anyone has any suggestions whether i should do it or not? Cause i dont wanna end up unconcious on the bathroom floor tomorrow.

[Impaler]

Seems like a terrible idea to me.

Go see a dermatologist, and present your skin in a PROUD way. Stick your chest out, pull your pants down, and stare off into the distance in a noble manner.

Besides. It's a lot better to see him now for minor wangitis than having to go see him because you're regions are now infected.
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[dr . bang]

Its growing on your private area?!!! Thats a miracle! Let it grow!
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[social drone]

i would say go to the doctor. especially if its located in an embarassing area.
its possible that buy messin with it you could make your situation worse: it could spread, become inflamed, ect. not to mention that you might risk an infection...

it could be a mole, a wart, an ingrown hair, skin cancer, a bug bite, s.t.d., an allergic reaction, a pimple, or nothing at all.

reguardless of what it is. dont mess with it, and if it gets worse go to the doctor.


ive seen bug bites that resulted amputations because people let shit go till its too late.

[[Shizo]]

SH*T!!! Now i'm gonna feel depressed cause i cant go to a doctor because the sh*t is growing on my ***!
I mean i could show him the one on my weiner, but showing him (or worse - her) my %%%hole is not something i wanna do LOL.

Actually it could be ass cancer (not a miracle, dr.bang). Can cancer take 6 years to spread from 1 to 5 occurences?

Bah.. not i'm sure not to sleep tonight thinking about it.
Ass cancer..
Why me?!!

[dr . bang]

If its a possibility of ass cancer then you should go to the Doctor right away, tomorrows morning. Don't worry about showing your body part to the doctor, remember, he's a doctor, he's seen ALOT of such thing from his patient so i'm sure he's used to it. Unless, its a female doctor, i would be worry.

I wish u the best luck
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[Impaler]

Does anyone else see the irony in shizo's reluctance to discuss health issues with a doctor because of the problem's location, yet he has a willingness to describe the problem on a forum full of strangers? Good times.
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[edraket]

You have genital warts or something? Where have you been sticking your parts Shizo???

Don't be a wimp and go to the doctor man. Just make sure don't have toiletpapar pills stuck in your butthair and you will be fine. To a doctor you are just a piece of flesh. They spend half of their day staring at peoples rectums.

[[Shizo]]

Ok, that was quite encouraging. I'll try to arrange a meeting with my doctor and maybe then he'll say something like "ok, we have to cut off your ass right away!".

And yeah.. i think the forums is the best place to spill the beans, isn't it? You'd say things on the forums that you wount even tell your mom about.

[Cooter]

Shizo's gonna haveta' get an assandectomy...

LOL

[Drunken Monkey]

That�s silly to be embarrassed by the doctor. How the heck are you gonna get help?! I remember I was kind of uncomfortable undergoing my first physical... but in the end it�s your health that matters. After a while you get used to it and don't care at all.

In any case go to the doctor. Don't wait till it gets worse and then you can't even think of being embarrassed because of the pain.

[[Shizo]]

I might remove the smallest one and see how it goes. If it goes bad, i'm going to a doctor. If it goes alright - Shizo is a future medic surgeon
I'll be sure to use a clean razor and plenty of rubbing alcohol.

[Novacaptain]

shizo...self-medication is generally frowned upon but self-surgery is flat out insane
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[Novacaptain]

and even if your butt doesn't rot and fall off...you'll still have scars that a proper surgeon wouldn't make. That is...if it comes to that. In most cases they'll give you some ointment to rub on it and it goes away and makes your ass look better than new.
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[[Shizo]]

Hehehe, shiny like new.

[Matthew]

hehe. Dr Shizo

[Tetra]

lol, if it's a wart, you can turn a can of that compressed air upside down and spray liquid nitrogen on it- it will fall right off - that's what doctors use. it works too

[[Shizo]]

Oh sh*t this is bad. I read at familydoctor.org that it can lead to penis cancer!!! OMG!!!
NOW IM REALLY SCARED

PS: wait.. it says it's a sexually transmitted desease. In that case i'm safe.. unless someone had sex with me while i was asleep? *looks around* hehe

I go research this a bit more, even if it means looking at disgusting pictures

[Awetopsy]

as terrible as it sounds this is a very amusing thread..

man [Shizo] you nut... go to the doctor man.

stop worrying about it.

[Andromeda]

if yorue really worried, go to the doctors ... dont be embarassed man, doctors are sposed to be proffesionals , the see all kinds of freaky shit everyday.

a very close friend of mine told me an embarassing story bout himself recently ....
ok this might REALLY gross some of you guys out, so dont read beyond this point if you get disgusted easily ... hehehehehehe

ok the story goes like this...
i've got this close friend see, hes normal and all for the most part, he skates, used to be in a band, thinks hes the loneliest guy on this god-forsaken earth, thinks that he'll never find 'true-love', whines a whole damn lot etc etc ... normal ...

but like many of us, he has his fuckin disgusting habits ... he loves to ... how do i say this ... 'pro-long' his visits to the bathroom ... i will not explain further.
anyway, because of this habit, one day he had this thing sticking outta his ass, i forgot the medical term for it, but yeah, he had this thing sticking outta his ass ... unable to rectify the problem himself, he reluctantly went to the doctor ...
the doctor was a female doctor .. she was very proffesional, she told him to lie down on his side in a fetal position with his pants down. she then procedded to jam the damn thing back up his asshole.. (LOL at that part i cant stop laughing at him ... ) she then stuffed this pill in there also..
she later gave him these huge pills, and told him to stuff it up in there himself, on a daily basis ... hehehehhe
ahahhahahah poor soul...

OK. i dont know what the purpose of that story was, but i just tought it would make you feel better .. =]

anyway for myself, i used to have this growth on the little toe of my right leg, it had this white string-thing growing in its core.i cut that off myself with a razor blade a long time back. bled a whole damn lot too .. it never came back too .. later on, the nail of the same toe started to feel lose, so i ripped that out too ... muahahahhaha, so fun... oh and i tried to pierce my own ear with this big safety pin one morning jut for the fun of it, i pushed too hard and it went through my ear and into the side of my head, just behind the jawbone.
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[[Shizo]]

Hehe no no.. it says the virus always stays in you (!!) which is rather upsetting..

Now for something disturbing.. anyone knowledgable wanna take a look at my wart? Don't worry it's in a "clean" area..

.

^

[[Shizo]]

LOL Andromeda[*] you're a fun guy! But i think it's horrible how your friend pooped out his guts.. umm.
I'm with you on that self-surgery thing though.

[Andromeda]

no, wait ! dont do the self surgery thing ... my growth was on the little toe of my right feet , i mean, what i did could probably be what caused the toenail to rot away and become loose...

at least, call the doctor first, and explain to them in detail whats going on and ask them if its serious, you know, to get their proffesional oppinion and all ... we're artists, we dont think like doctors do ... we're not as logical as they are .. we'll, im not. we might end up doing something reallly fucked up =]
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[Ragnarok]

Shizo man, go to the f****** doctor!!
Self surgery can lead to very disgusting situations, and if you have to do it in that special parts... any error can be, how would I say it, horrible.

If Andromeda pierced his forehead, think what could happen to you.
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[Novacaptain]

go to the doctor shizo, i'm telling you.

Don't you want that sparkling better-than-new ass that will be the envy of everyone and their brother?
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[Giant Hamster]

the solution for any growth:

tie a string around it. tighten the string a little each day. it'll fall off.

works great for unwanted appendages aswell.

[Gecko]

self-surgery?
how fucking embarrassed are you gonna be when you finally go to the doctor (cause that's where you're going, mister) to show all that + a bleeding attempt at mutilating your own ass?

you think you got ass cancer?
you think it's gonna leave your body by cutting bits off here and there?

instead, go get the medication and start sleeping well again.
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[[Shizo]]

OK OK OK OK!!!!
I"LL GO TO A FKING DOCTOR@@@!!!!!!

[Intuos]

Shizo, you lack common sense. Like really, man. Why would you even consider cutting it off yourself? Are you retarded dude? Is being "embarrassed" really as bad as dying? Ugh, use your head!

[Andromeda]