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Lunatique
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Nilwort
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Wouldn't people notice men approaching women to lick their breasts and then collapsing on the street?! beh...I'm thinking about it too much...they licked breasts and I guess that's what really matters?!  |
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zak
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 12:15 am |
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| he he he, i havent got money, i havent got a car. im gonna go there, lick some boobs, and get drugged for free too ^__^ |
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J Bradford
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 2:29 am |
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| Somehow I can't laugh because I think I would have fallen for that. |
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Mag82
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 3:15 am |
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Oh my....
Now THAT is a weird story! True or not  |
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Awetopsy
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 6:35 am |
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| how do you explain that to your wife when you get home? |
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Svanur
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 7:48 am |
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"Honey you must understand, it were those damn pheromones, you know."
2nd one
"Perhaps because they looked more appealing than yours."
the last one is perhaps a little to nasty. |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 4:35 pm |
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| Third thing to remember: Don't ever lick boobs :0 |
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Coaster
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 4:35 pm |
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"Actually, hon, I did it because she reminded me of you... only, she reminded me more then you do.."
So I'm going to hell. |
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Rat
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 4:49 pm |
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quote:
Originally posted by Coaster:
So I'm going to hell.
In a hand basket.
(just had to say it)
[ July 12, 2002: Message edited by: Rat ] |
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vigilo
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 7:10 pm |
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| If you going to lick strangers boobs wear a condom on your toungue for christ sakes... |
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toiletPhish
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 7:17 pm |
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make sure its in a lighted place as well
you need to watch out for facial hair and chest hair |
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DeathbyDuplicity
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 9:54 pm |
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| hehe...i wonder how stupid the "victims" would've felt. |
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Gimbal8
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 11:21 pm |
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"Well honey, It was like this...I just stopped off real quick to get some milk..."
Same thing happens to me all the time. My wife already takes the car and all my money.
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Sumaleth
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| Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2002 11:35 pm |
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It's an old urban legend, and it was used in a couple of episodes of C.S.I.
First thing to remember about the net: dont trust anything you read.
Second thing to remember: just because it's the internet doesn't make it untrue.
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2002 4:54 pm |
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| I don't think they felt stupid, only upset. Considering they actually pulled down the window, and licked some nice big boobs :L |
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Akolyte
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| Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2002 8:33 pm |
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| dental dam... |
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