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Atomic Urine · member Member # Joined: 20 Feb 2002 Posts: 71

Heya,

I'm new, but not. I've been around for years but never really posted because... well because I'm a wuss.

Anyway, I've noticed that a lot of people seem kinda bored these days, so I thought I'd throw my own little idea out in the open for you guys to think about. Not to take anything away from Awetopsy's tile game, or any other ideas that have been popping up lately either.

My idea is: A Cock Fight!

Meaning, chickens or roosters or whatever the hell they use in real cock fights. I think we should all design some mean, kung-fu chickens that we'll eventually pool into a tournament where they can fight other forum cocks. We had a bunny thread sorta like this way back when, and it was really fun.

So, what do ya think? Who wants to watch some cocks fight? :P

Tiger Eaten · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 8:34 pm

I have a feeling that it would turn real ugly. Real fast.

roundeye · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 10:32 pm

yeah, which would be cool. theres a serious lack of drama here lately i find. a battle of cocks would be healthy.

Pat · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:14 pm

Make a fat one. Everyone loves Chubby Cocks.

-Pat

balistic · Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 12:56 am

I'm down for that, if I can find some free time.

Mine's only average, but he can take a lickin' like nobody's business.

m703-324 · Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 4:46 am

my bunny was well trained... but you haven't seen my cock yet!
beware... just let me now... when's the first fight

Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

Cock in yo eye, Biatch!

Strawberrysauce · member Member # Joined: 04 Feb 2001 Posts: 356

my cock knows a few special moves, all involve lots of blood pressure.

bring it on

balistic · Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2002 6:37 pm

balistic · Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:02 pm

What? Are you all intimidated by my cock?

Jezebel · Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:27 pm

*gigglefit*

XandGash · Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2002 4:06 pm

And yes, his style of Kung Fu is WING CHUN

[ March 09, 2002: Message edited by: XandGash ]

XandGash · Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2002 7:13 pm

I just noticed that he has no "sack." Neither does Mc Nugget! OUR COCKS HAVE NO SACKS!!!

[ March 09, 2002: Message edited by: XandGash ]

wayfinder · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 1:12 am

Name: Penus Williams
DOL (day of laying): 3/28/2000
DOH (day of hatching): 4/28/2000
Height: 21" (when erect)
Weight: Flightweight
Style: Anarchick
Likes: his hood
Dislikes: cheese
Motto: Cock's not dead!
Bio: A punk from downtown Chickago, Penus rose to the occasion when he was asked to enter the tournament. He's the dirty and gritty undercock, but he's got a few tricks up his, uh, sleeve. You wouldn't believe where he's pierced!

[ March 10, 2002: Message edited by: wayfinder ]

Atomic Urine · member Member # Joined: 20 Feb 2002 Posts: 71

Oh cool, you guys are participating. I'll do one right now.

Mods: could you move this thread to Finished Work so we can have as many people participate as possible?

Thanks,
Creed

Sumaleth · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 6:56 am

Yes, sounds like a good idea. Be good to get more artists into this one. Moved to Gallery.

Row.

gLitterbug · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 7:03 am

Laaadies and Gentlemen, Welcome the noble...

jr · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 7:34 am

that effin itchcock thinks he's better than everyone! i'll enjoy eatting his leg.

antx · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 8:43 am

Darkliege · junior member Member # Joined: 13 Dec 2001 Posts: 44

uh oh, a few chicken pedophiles in there... those that like chicks

jr · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 2:04 pm

he fights dirty.

Arc][Pello · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 4:28 pm

well heres my quicky.

and boy does he do a good job!

maceface · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 4:35 pm

arcs cock is the first one to have a sack...i just wonder why its on his chin

SoMK · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2002 7:42 pm

I'm wondering how we're supposed to phrase compliments about somebody's cock actually...

yeah right..

Balistic� I bet 100 on yours

jabber · Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2002 12:44 am

oh man, this is to great. im gonna make one tonight when i get home from work. watch your feathers ppl, cause my cock has STAMINA!

(oh boy)

catahoochee · junior member Member # Joined: 23 Jan 2002 Posts: 26

klaivu · Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2002 5:31 am

With an entire cabinet to hold his criminal record, the former heavy
weight champion Hannibal is a grim fighter. An accused rapist, burglar,
mugger, arsonist and a killer of eight in the ring, the towering
ex-champion doesn't show respect for the rules - for attacking and
mauling the judge Anthon Perrils during the championship fight,
he was prohibited from fighting for two years.

Now the monster is back, and is considered by experts to be the most
likely winner of this years tournament in the heavy weight division.

[ March 11, 2002: Message edited by: klaivu ]

wigin · Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2002 6:14 am

klaivu my man.. thats AWESOME

Agrajag · member Member # Joined: 03 Mar 2002 Posts: 93

Klaivu, that fella sure is impressive!

Here's mine.

In his childhood, when he was a pet for the farmer's kids, he was forced to watch every single episode of the A-Team. One of those days when the kids would make him sit and watch, he snapped. In a rush of fury and rage, he attacked the innocent children and slaughtered them with his strong beak and sharp claws. Later he got himself a cockring and made a living as a professional hitcock...

a_sh · Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2002 7:00 pm

this is great, count me in!

well, after looking at all the great... ehem... ANIMALS i got really inspired, and started to draw my own... animal.

and here he is! (not nearly finished enough but it will do for now...)

Name: Butcher
Personality: likes to chop stuff into pieces... especially chickens!
Special Move: lobs chicken heads of with mighty swings of his war axe. sometimes followed up by a rib crushing blow from the mace.

that's all there is to know, and it's all you need to know

so, anyone up for a friendly(?) warmup match before the tournament begins?