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SlightlyTwisted
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 Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 2:25 pm |
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Zombies more often than not remain celibate throughout their unlives. Neither cultural dogma nor personal beleifs have anything to do with it. It's more a case of worrying about how much the act might take out of you, and that you might leave the encounter with more of the other person clingng to you than you'd bargained for. Bodily fluids are far from the only thing undead lovers share. A spleen here, a foot of small intestine there, the occaisional rib, it all just gets jumbled up together in the end, not to mention the unfortunate wear and tear factor. Zombies can't even pleasure themselves, as jerking off tends to become quite a literal term.
Who says romance is dead? |
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ReSistanZ
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 2:29 pm |
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Holy cripes! That's sick! (Probably in a nice way, though)  |
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Painted Melody
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Enayla
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 2:35 pm |
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*stunned*
Okay... so I'm still trying to come up with something to say.
You keep getting better and better with each picture - this is just uncanny. I think it's your best yet. Wow.
No, really... wow.
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Waldo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 2:38 pm |
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| I have no desire to lurk in your sub-conscience... |
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EviLToYLeT
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 3:00 pm |
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| Great story behind it..... hehe. You need to incorporate a background though! .... other than that. cool |
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swampbug
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 3:41 pm |
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| SWEET ZOMBIE SEX !!!!! thats awesome ! |
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Gecko
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SlightlyTwisted
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 4:22 pm |
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EviLToYLeT: Backgrounds tease me, beat me up, and leave me for dead. Years of abuse have left me unable to so much as look at them.
Gecko: What, you thought I was kidding?  |
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ZenDrag0n
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 5:23 pm |
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So that's why I went celibate, that explains much.
Great image. Poor rotting saps. Still I think a ripped off/bloody nipple might have made the scene sexier. |
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Socar MYLES
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 5:37 pm |
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Eeeeewwwww...Mangy! I think this is the splattiest yet. All right...and the next assignment is...Close encounters of the porcupine type. (Ow). Just kidding. Nice convoluted muscle-skin things, there.
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SlightlyTwisted
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 5:43 pm |
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A sagging breast alone just doesn't doesn't do it for you, eh, ZenDrag0n?
Perhaps this (now rather old, mouse powered) picture will fill your void.
[This message has been edited by SlightlyTwisted (edited February 22, 2001).] |
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