[Chris]

I laughed at this one

A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher says, "Sorry Amy, but the sky can be grey or orange depending on the weather."

Second a little boy says, "Trees are definitely green." "Sorry, but in the autumn many trees are gold or brown," said the teacher.

Third a Little Johhny in the back of the class says, "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! That's disgusting. Of course not!!!"

"OK... then I definitely have shit in my pants," said Johnny.

[Silybum]

ewwwww.... but I LOL...thx!

[S4Sb]