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Tweeder · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:26 am

so i'm sitting here listening to music, staind and radiohead and prick just trying to think of something to do. nobody is home, nobody is online, it's just me all alone. my coke is bubbling. i want to draw but i don't know what to draw, and i'm too lazy to get up and plug my wacom in. my crackers are stale. i want a good book. i'm reading dreamcatcher by stephen king and it's good but i want something more down to earth, this one doesn't fit that description consideirng it's about aliens who impersonate sarah jessica paker and brad pitts voices. something realistic, something interesting. weasels are interesting. they're funny, they make me giggle. the word tittilate makes me giggle too. you know whats odd? felicity is the only show i've ever seen on network tv that uses the word dick, not like the name. they do it about every episode too .. i even heard tits. i say right on, more words like that and before too long we'll be hearing shit piss fuck c%*t cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat. i dont like the c word, it's the only one i have a problem with. unessecary vulgarity. i can never spell unesecary right. i know thats wrong, thats why i said i cant spell it. i just never want to look it up. the dictionary is far too big and heavy and purple for me to go dig it up, and then i have to go through the pages one by one until i happen to stumble upon it. i know there's some order to the words in that book, i know it, but i just cant seem to find it. there must be a shortcut. but it cant be a very easy one, because thats why its called a shortcut. if it was easy it would just be called "the way". name that movie. movies are fun. i want to make a movie. ive been trying to write a movie for like 2 years now, i hve part of it done, a certain select few of you have even seen it and i'm told its good, i dont like it though. i need to go back over it one of these days and edit it more to my liking, and actually finish it. and then get a third of a trillion dollar budget and shoot it. theres no special effects or anything that would require a third of a trillion dollars, it'd just be cool to have that much money in my pants at once. id buy a lot of coffe tables with the money. oh hey the next song is on. and the next (i just sat here for 3:48). incubus - drive is a good song. damn, my crackers are still stale. what happens to sour cream if you leave it out? im going to go watch gladiator now