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Impaler · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2001 6:49 pm

Long story medium.

I'm in a very mediocre band. One day, they recorded on a tape provided by the guitarist. The tape was assumedly a new one. The tape was left with the drummer. The drummer, being curious, listened to the other side of the tape. On the other side of the tape is .. something alarming.

It's the guitarist's parents. Talking on their anniversary. About sex.

Mrs. G [in a thick Brazilian accent]: Hello Mr. G. I am walking around with no panties. I hope a bug doesn't go up there.
(yes. she actually said that.)
Mr. G: What happens if one does?
Mrs. G: I'll just have to get my lover to spread my legs and check it out.
Mr. G: Couldn't hurt none.

And it just goes on like this. FOR 45 MINUTES.

I have no idea what to say. It's so odd and confusing and disturbing. It boggles the mind.

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Impaler · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2001 7:43 pm

I thought so too.

But.. oddly again, he knows about that tape, and wanted to listen to it. That thereby means he's not embarassed by it, and blackmail is thenceforth not an option. Not only that, but the guitarist is.. gross?

Maybe I could sell it as porn..

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Frost · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2001 8:38 pm

just transfer it to .wav, inverse it, and put it as a secret track on your next demo tape or cd.

Ian · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2001 10:15 pm

Kick Ass

Spitfire · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 12:13 am

Cut it up, use them as samples to start and end your songs with, and play goregrind.

It stil is fukcing sick though.

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Spitfire · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 12:15 am

By the way, it would be fun to get it digital and spread it on the web. Could be the next all your base are belong to us.

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MrPumpernickel · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 2:37 am

Record it, make mp3, distrbute!

Nex · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 10:15 am

now the question is: why did they record that conversation in the first place?

Impaler · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 2:18 pm

*shrug*

That's why it's so odd. That and the fact that it's goddamned REAL.

This is something that just doesn't happen, and when it does, the proprietors gain hordes of spendables.

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Jabberwocky · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 2:47 pm

You could do the porn thing just to blind people! make a little cartoon movie thing (like stickdeath) going on and put it on the web. But damn I wouldn't record crap like that... that's just asking to get into trouble... Maybe you could blackmail the parents.

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PandaX52 · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 8:59 pm

That is very very strange...it could either be a good thing or a bad thing that the actual "act" was/wasn't recorded.....errm...

nevermind....

travis travis · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2001 10:32 am

quote:
Originally posted by Impaler:
Long story medium.

I'm in a very mediocre band. One day, they recorded on a tape provided by the guitarist. The tape was assumedly a new one. The tape was left with the drummer. The drummer, being curious, listened to the other side of the tape. On the other side of the tape is .. something alarming.

It's the guitarist's parents. Talking on their anniversary. [b]About sex.

Mrs. G [in a thick Brazilian accent]: Hello Mr. G. I am walking around with no panties. I hope a bug doesn't go up there.
(yes. she actually said that.)
Mr. G: What happens if one does?
Mrs. G: I'll just have to get my lover to spread my legs and check it out.
Mr. G: Couldn't hurt none.

And it just goes on like this. FOR 45 MINUTES.

I have no idea what to say. It's so odd and confusing and disturbing. It boggles the mind.

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HAHAHAHAHA! You may be mentally disturbed by the event but to me it's comedy.

Impaler · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2001 11:21 am

It's really really hilarious, since they're both so non-chalant about it. The accent only adds to it. And his dad is so comfortable and matter-of-fact about it.

It's like laughing at clowns having sex. It's so funny that you can't help but laugh, but it's so bizarre and abnormal it selbmarcs eht niarb. (that was revelc of me!)

Ugh. I sawthe parents yesterday... I had to run off to keep from laughing/crying.

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Ian · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2001 11:45 am

Black mail! >

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