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GreenPeach · Guest Member #

My all time favorite bad movie is 'Young Einstien' by Yahoo Serious

And I don't know that's it's really bad, but everyone who I've met who has seen it, which is rare, didn't care for it. I don't know what Mr. Serious's status is down under, but it's not much here.
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Young Einstien, from Tazmania, puts the bubbles in beer by spliting the atom, invents the hot-air balloon, falls in love with Marie Curie, develops the theory of reletivity, saves the world, and becomes the first rock muscian after inventing the electic guitar. And he's got really cool hair.

v1510nAry · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2001 11:35 am

MoonWalk - Micheal Jackson "shudder" shit movie effects when he was a robot were pretty sw33t, but movie makes u think about his child fidling days :/

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GreenPeach · Guest Member #

hahaha- totally.

Socar MYLES · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2001 11:46 am

Ooh! Ooh! Evil Dead II! And "A Chinese Ghost Story"! And "The Bride with the Snow White Hair!" Oh, yeah. And "The Tall Blond Man With One Red Shoe". What else? Rocky Horror Picture Show...OH! "The Terror", with Boris Karloff, and that weird, weird porno-ish version of "The Master and Margarita" with all the pigs flying around on broomsticks.... Hm...What was that horrible old Cthulhu movie called, again? The one with the squid? Damn.

Was I supposed to pick just one?

Okay. I confess. This is truly horrible and unforgivable, but I secretly liked "Showgirls". Yeah, the really heinous one where the girl got pushed down the stairs.... I don't know why, but I laughed & laughed at that film...and loved every horrid, hilarious minute. Somebody shoot me, quick!

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Socar MYLES · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2001 1:13 pm

Hm.... Embarrassed to admit I really like? Well.... All the movies I really like, I'm not embarrassed about, 'cause I REALLY LIKE them. But there must be something. Let me think. Movies I really like, but wouldn't admit to liking in a million years....

Okay. Well, this isn't a movie, but it's a SONG from a movie, and it is really bad, and I really, honestly love it. I like 'Tu vuo' fa l'Americano' from 'The Talented Mr. Ripley'. Whole movies? OH! Got it. I love 'Mr. Portnoy's Complaint'. I love it, adore it, and can't watch it enough times. I get the feeling I ought to be embarrassed about this.

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My old man's a dustman
'E wears a dustman's 'at
'E wears gorblimey trousers...
AAAAAAAAND....
'E lives in a council flat!

Hey, I made up a joke:
Q: Why don't goths go to McDonald's?
A: They might get a HAPPY MEAL!

Heh, heh, heh.

PandaX52 · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2001 1:43 pm

well, there was this one movie on DVD, I've tried purging it from my memory many times, but it was just too crappy. Here it is:

FROGS!

*supresses gag reflex* if you want to waste a portion of your life, sit down and watch this pitiful excuse of a movie...i think it was from the 70's, no way to be sure...

evil dead 2 was awesome! it's like the screen writers gave up halfway through the movie and started making crazy things happen...

the_monkey · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2001 3:53 pm

some hbo movie called "cheaters"

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Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

"Flesh Gordan"
"Deathrace 2000"
"Drunken WuTang"
and
"Crippled Masters"

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GreenPeach · Guest Member #

Myles, what movie are you embarassed to admit you really like? Not just like to laugh at.

I love The Bride with White Hair.

Count Zero · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2001 12:45 am

Plan 9 From Outer Space!
'nuff said.
I've seem this movie, like, 5 times and it never ceases to amaze me how BAD it is... It's filled to the brink with love for the art form, but lacks everything in style, presentation, acting and special (tee hee) effects.
It just brings a smile to my face when ever I think about it. I love that movie.

Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

plan 10 kicks ass too!

that fat screaming chick rocks!

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Bradford · Guest Member #

American Pyscho, strip the movie of it's blood & guts, and your left with IMO one of the worst movies ever made.

The worst independent film I have ever seen is "Slacker", I can't believe I sat through that crap.

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Chapel · member Member # Joined: 18 Mar 2000 Posts: 1930

Any Andy Sidaris flick.

funkmitten · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2001 2:34 pm

dolemite

Bishop_Six · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2001 9:20 pm

It's not my favorite movie, and I didn't even remotely like it. But here it is anyway. The stupidest, most idiotic movie that I've seen in my entire life is the Stupids. *shudder and falls on floor in convulsions*

Count Zero · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2001 4:06 am

'Hackers' is pretty high on my list as well.
"Oh wow! It has a 28k modem connection!" Tee hee, the early 90's technology.

All is forgiven though, since you get to see Angelina Jolie's- uh, never mind...

And even I could have done a better job than the actor who played the main character.

Zeno · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2001 10:18 am

Almost any movie featured on Mystery Science Theater

Nex · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2001 11:33 am

about every Van Damme movie.

Budoka · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2001 3:28 pm

Don't know if it qualifies as the worst... or the best i've ever seen but duo luo tain shi (fallen angels) is definately worth checking out. Actual it's probably the best... no... uuh?
"Fallen Angels could be the best film to come from Hong Kong in recent years. You could think of it as Chungking Express distorted, made extreme. Fallen Angels has taken the Chungking Express storyline and made it into something really very worthy of Wong Kar-Wai, it is full of meaning and yet elusive, the humour is broadened and the violence made more explicit, more real."
(extract from my media essay on it)
It's basically got lots of guns, whores and drugs - therefore worth watching!

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burn0ut · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2001 10:26 pm

Evil clowns from outer space? i think thats what it was called... hah.... what a stupid ass movie.

Spitfire · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2001 3:11 am

Redneck Zombies, Blood Sucking Freaks and The Class Of Nukem� High were pretty bad. Y�gotta love troma films.

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faustgfx · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2001 3:32 am

Bad Taste, Evil Dead, Braindead, Revenge of the Nerds, and everything me, heikki and the posse have done..

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Chris · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2001 7:18 am

Loved 'Young Einstien'! I like the ending the best...but any others of Yahoo I wasn't impressed with, like the australian bank robber movie he did. That was pretty stupid.

Count Zero · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2001 2:03 pm

Wyatt Turner, yeah, that's the one.
Eating brains with a spoon, natty chainsaw zombie chopping etc.
Sick, but fun.

Wyatt Turner · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2001 2:08 pm

Bad taste... Well I'll have to find it again, Force my wife to watch it.

y@

Ivey · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2001 3:17 pm

I liked "Once Bitten" you know.. the Jim Carey vampire movie.

LeChuck · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2001 4:41 pm

UHF!!! The best stupid movie ever made!!!! Weird Al RULES!!!!!!!!!

It is a crime that PeeWees Big Adventure gets a DVD but not UHF. Write to your congressmen.

Frost · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2001 6:52 pm

Mine go as faustgfx... along with the Troma productions.

Wyatt Turner · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2001 12:31 am

Hey FAUSTGFX,

What is that movie BAD TASTE about?
I think I may have seen it, but not sure.

Because there was a movie, That I saw a in high school and can't remember the name. It was about some strange Alien race that was trying to take over the world, but it was really cheessy. Something about a guy that had a piece of his brain fall out and he was still walking around, there also was some other strange shit going on. Like drinking alien BARF. HAHAHA, Some sick shit, but funny.

OOp's sorry for the rambling..

y@

Waldo · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2001 12:40 am

Just about everything on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Can't get enough of that show...