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Ian
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When you eat a lot of chips your body tells your brain that you are 'thirsty' and thus need a drink of water to balance the concentration gradient in your system correct? So what happens when you drink a lot of water? You have to 'pee' which is your brain telling you to discharge the extra liquid so as to balance your system...so what if you ate chips? Would you cease to have to pee?
*huk huk*
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Nex
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2001 8:42 am |
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el tigre
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2001 10:32 am |
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Tried it. You have to eat and pee simultaneously to survive.
Messy.
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the_monkey
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2001 5:05 pm |
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my friend has amazing control of his piss. he can pee out rhytms to songs. like yankee doodle and such.
absolutly amazing.
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Ian
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2001 8:21 pm |
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"And now? The Marching Pee Band"
DUN duh DUN Duh DUN DUN DUN DUN DADDAA!!!
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Ian
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2001 8:26 pm |
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The crowd goes nuts!
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Binke
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2001 6:52 am |
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I bet I pee faster then any of you.
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A.Buttle
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2001 11:17 am |
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Be very proud, Binke...
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Ian
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 7:49 am |
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ROARR!!
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
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klaivu
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 8:07 am |
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actually, eating chips makes you pee more.
your body needs water to secrete the salt away - thus the thirst.
btw : A true jedi can pee upwards
[This message has been edited by klaivu (edited March 07, 2001).] |
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Ragnarok
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 10:37 am |
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| a true jedi doesn't need to pee |
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coil_weevil
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 8:53 pm |
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a true jedi doesn't have a dick....he has...well um...a computer....yeah a computer....with lost of RAM....and stiff buttons  |
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2001 2:44 am |
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You should use the same solution that I have. My bathroom has a tv, fridge, and loads of food. So when I'.m sitting eating chips, drinking my soda, I have my butt
placed on the toilet. Then there is no problem.
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Ian
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2001 5:11 am |
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| A true Jedi can still kick ass in a lightsaber dule even if he has to piss really bad. |
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