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Spitfire · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:21 am

Some fuckwit doesnt like me that much, we had a short email exchange in which he arrogantly ordered me to link him, and i replied in a fitting way. This is what he posted on his website today :

Fuck HER.
30/01/01-
I harmlessly email this chick about a link exchange, and she totally flips and blantly bashes my design and website. Calling it a "wanna-be" artistic Abomination. I work VERY hard to get this site up and respected in the scene, and when I ask a favor from a fellow "designer" (I use the title loosely for the girl) I get accused of being arrogant about my work. This shit just pisses me off. It's either she took my request for a link exchange the wrong way, or maybe it's just that time of the the month. Don't let anybody's empty opinions ever get in the way of your inspiration to work your way up to the top. I, just like any other artist out there, want respect and recongnization for my design and dreams. Fuck people like her who desire to bash people's work rather than acknowledge or constructively critizize. Here's that bitches' fucken email By the way here is the message I sent her today.

The poor fuck also seems very convinced im a girl, probably because of the chickmail addy posted on my site. I'll post the email exchange shortly...

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Spitfire · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:25 am

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Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2001 19:41:00 -0500
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: link me

my website is missing from your links:
f1lter.azn.nu

My Reply :

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Date: 29 Jan 2001 14:33:37 EST
To: [email protected]
Subject: So is mine at yours.

What the fuck makes you think i'd want to link your filter-ridden wannabe-artsy and
horribly designed online abomination? I suggest you drop the arrogance, especially
with nothing to be arrogant about, it wont get you far in this world.

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Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2001 18:37:16 -0500
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: wtf.

what the fuck are you so pissed about? I was only asking if we can exchange links.
Then you have to get all offensive about it and attack my site and work? Was there
a message in the email that said anything to offend you? Who the fuck said i was
being arrogant about what I said. It was just a "suggestion" How dare you put words
in my mouth, if I were you I'd shut the fuck up take back what you just said.

And me back again:

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Date: 30 Jan 2001 13:33:09 EST
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: wtf.

Re : Link me!

Where's the "suggestion" in that?

> my website is missing from your links: f1lter.azn.nu

I know that. This is mainly because i was, luckily, not aware of the existance of
your site. Now i am, but its still not in my links...

Since you are obviously socially challenged, i will break it down for you. Your email
is offensive because it's like a guy barking back at his dog : GET STICK! There is
no question in it, no suggestion, no opening line, no conclusion, its not even signed
with your goddamn name. The only thing in there is an arrogant order made by someone
who most obvously cant afford to do so, to somebody he doesnt even know.

Now, back away from the computer, walk over to your mother and ask her to explain
to you again that nice kids say "please" and "thank you"...

His last reply, after which i became the sole subject of his website:

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Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2001 18:59:01 -0500
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: rubbish, absolute rubbish.

Your flaming bullshit critizism doesn't even fucken matter. Okay? I already know
the words you typed in that email is nothing but obscene trash. I didn't even want
to waste my time reading it. Obviously it was a mistake emailing you for a link exchange,
as it was the day your parents concieved you. By the way bitch, don't you ever bother
replying to this message, I don't want to get anymore trash in my email.

-FUCK YOU-

Okay. Any questions?

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Spitfire · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:27 am

Oh and his site : http://f1lter.azn.nu

I must say he has quite a fitting Nickname. heheh.

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el tigre · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 11:04 am

That hurts

couldn't he post a warning to turn down your brightness before entering.

His title has the potential for amusing anagrams

Lets call the police :�

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Guy · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 11:30 am

lol.. damn i cant even get to see his art work cause i dont know where to click. the site runs really poorly and like hell its designed for 1024x768 res. im at 1280x960 and it doesnt fit on my screen.

jcterminal · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:08 pm

yeah. this site is bad. it violates all the laws of good web design.

crappy layout, bad javascripting, broken links, obscure navigation...

tell this bitch to come in here to we can make him cry.

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faustgfx · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:12 pm

bwahahahaaahaahaaa welcome to my reality ~3 years ago :D

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Flinthawk · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:23 pm

I want the three minutes of my life back where I waited for images to load only to fail at the last minute or clicked on every last thing in sight in the hopes of finding something that would work. I just don't 'get' what he was trying to achieve with that site.

Spitfire · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:29 pm

Obviously he was trying to achieve me linking him, which, in the light of his 1337 photoshop $k1LLz, is quite sad =] hehe.

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Nex · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 2:54 pm

NoW I 4m gonn@ be a l337 dezigner t00 zee, I just made this:

I will b3 all k00l and fam0uz and YoU Will Link me, do you hear me!!??1

Link mE!!1!

[I should have added scanlines I guess... and lensflares... damn]

egerie · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 3:58 pm

And he's looking for more apparently. (ref his website)
Damn thing made my pc crash too..

�?/?$@!

ege

Wyatt Turner · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 4:09 pm

I can't see it. Doesn't load here, Sounds like a was of time anyway!

y@

sacrelicious · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 4:38 pm

What a sack of shit. Fucking lame design, offensive, and his splash graphic has mispelled words. Ugh, it's hard just to look at that site. Quote of the day: "Don't ever fuck wit me." What a tard.

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ex · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 6:02 pm

"By the way that [u]slut whore bag[/u] hasn't had the guts to reply back to the message I sent her yesterday. I relish the war of words between 2 individuals who would have a deep hate for each other."

LOL, you got called a "slut whore bag". muhaha

Impaler · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2001 7:26 pm

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Spitfire · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2001 1:05 am

Mwahahaha!

He emails me not to email back, and then calls me gutless for not emailing back. Poor schizophrenic little fuck.

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Freddio · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2001 1:19 am

nex what were you saying about scan lines ?

heh

heres one of his pics

Nex · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2001 1:25 am

Enayla · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2001 1:58 am

Eh... couldn't someone please inform that moron that Spitfire is a guy?

Or maybe that only /real/ idiots combine colours like that. Sheesh... my eyes still hurt.

Pink, yellow, and strawberry red... *sincere shudder*

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ceenda · member Member # Joined: 27 Jun 2000 Posts: 2030

Enayla: Easy enough mistake to make.

Nex: lol! I actually like it too.

Spitfire · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2001 3:14 am

IM quite flattered he hates me that much. I must�ve put quite a dent in his eggshelled little ego...

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jcterminal · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2001 9:26 am

quote:
Originally posted by Nex:
NoW I 4m gonn@ be a l337 dezigner t00 zee, I just made this:

I will b3 all k00l and fam0uz and YoU Will Link me, do you hear me!!??1

Link mE!!1!

[I should have added scanlines I guess... and lensflares... damn]

could you put a border on the top or bottom of this that has only horizontal and 45 degree angle cuts to it?

oh, and it needs what looks like a sea urchin on the right hand side of it.

then it would be perfect.

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Affected · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2001 9:57 am

Well, considering he managed to misspell 'Filter', practically the handle he goes by in that pink image... What can you expect?

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Waldo · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2001 11:09 am

"recongnization?"

He's definitely getting some of that...

Spitfire · Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 12:26 am

Heheh while i was waiting for his uber-l337 splash page to load i decided to peek around in his source, check this out :

<META Name="author" CONTENT="Sugar sweet visuals & design.">
<Meta Name="description" Content="Personal online website of another bored teenage digital designer.">
<meta Name="keywords" Content="Webdesign, HTML, JAVA, DHTML, Javascript, CGI, Art, Adobe, Dreamweaver, photoshop, 5.0,5,5.5, san jose, California, professional, boredom, graphics, computer, links, resources, design scene, news, sexy, design, Windows, Tutorials, How-to, Gallery, Wallpapers, Filters, Filter, Dezine, Asian Artists, 16, Teenager, single male, Fine Women, Elite, Leet, R33t">

It's in there, look if you dont believe me.

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faustgfx · Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 12:47 am

r33t's pretty hardcore stuff man..

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Frozen Consciousness · member Member # Joined: 24 Jan 2001 Posts: 91

*falls off chair*
ARGH! My eyes!
What's this crap in the middle of all that retina-burning mind-numbing stuff...? *shields eyes with arm*

I have to share this here so that nobody need actually visit that site. I'll give it that "Frozen Conciousness Sarcasm Treatment for Idiots"... if I may...

"If I were to compare my hit status, I'd compare it to the up and down scenes in porno. Know what I'm saying?(No) Never set at one position, fuck. Overall my hits are pretty poor by an artistic portfolio standard (you wonder why) . What draws an audience to a website? Fancy graphics and art? (you have graphics and art you say? It's pretty well hidden under all that gunk) with this site, it doesn't seem so. I really don't know if all this "effort" {???) is even worth spending....... (well, he's right)"

And this?

"Guess what, I've been trying to design a new layout. (without success it would appear) A lot of people have been saying this site takes forever to load. Which I KNOW REALLY SUCKS. (Surely that's not the ONLY thing they say that sucks) I'm thinking of designing a simple easy to navigate layout like Tonic's or Kool Asa who's site 0wnZ. I like the design a lot. (that can't be right... that's intelligable english)well I'm not too sure, everytime a do a new layout, I end up incorporating my Heavy Graphics into it.(Eh?) And I get ALOT of complaints.I've played with some things, jscript, DHTML, hopefully PHP, but have not yet committed to something. Well all I can say is that with a new layout, will come a totally different website. Literally. I'm kinda sick of this online art portfolio.(So are any visitors) I see all the sites in the Design/Graphic scene: ELITE LOOK, (Please, for the love of all that is sacred - Sell your tablet, your mouse, uninstall your Warez'd copy of Photoshop... hell, just get rid of the computer. but.....BORING CONTENT. Then i check out all the sites by all the 'kiddies (who?), GREAT CONTENT, WEAK LOOK You see where I'm gunna go with this right? F1lter Studios, is gunna be the elite (That word again) few that's going to combine the two.(HELP! he's lost his already loose grip on reality!) Oh man you kids are gunna love it. Anticipate it. Crave it. Think it. Believe it."(...WinNuke it.)

Lol! Oh my god... er... You've seen this Spit, but you didn't let us in on the gem which lay above your quote...

"Been emailing more webmasters for link exchanges. The process has been going well. No one YET has talked shit about the site (you have a VERY selective memory), all replies were positive. Which I really like to hear. By the way that slut whore bag hasn't had the guts to reply back to the message I sent her yesterday. I relish the war of words between 2 individuals who would have a deep hate for each other. Don't ever fuck wit me."(no... we'll just laugh at you, you sad git)

Perhaps this guy should take up a job as the local "Garage" DJ?

Anyone get the idea that he isn't really taking the whole thing seriously. I feel sorry for him.

That was a VERY long post...

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Spitfire · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 3:32 am

You know what the fun part is?

When he looks at his hits, they are constantly around the 20 per day, except for 2 days, on which he gets � 70 and 100. Those were the exact dates i posted our email conversation on my splash page.

The kid never ceases to crack me up. You gotta love those inbred little teenies with their warez photoshops and napstered limp bizkit albums.

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I am but a statue, impervious to love.