[Tittle]

I can't spend a moment on the dogface boy
I won't lend another hand to the worm girl of Hanoi
Don't deplete my oxygen for the guy who's turnin' blue
But ask me and I'll do anything for you

[Spitfire]

Shiat, Tittle. That one made me feel really weird...

/Spitfire

P.s. might have got something to do with my hangover

[neutral?]

mines kinda traditional and thoughtful. not funny, sorry. i'll have a think


What exists not,
And passes in an eyes moment;
Fabricating itself
As a worry in our mind?

What takes from all men,
And becomes lifes paradigm?
It is Time, my friend -
Use it well.

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Dan | neutral?
:: the digital thatre ::

[kurisu]

Awesome.

(notice I didn't write 87 paragraphs? Trying to maximize my time... )

[kurisu]

From a bright moment in my past...

I lick the candy from your skin
Taking me where I haven't been
The sweetness drips down from my chin
Falling dark like my emotion

My tongue is tied bloody and bound
The rust rakes red calm to the ground
Crimson fire I have not yet found
Binds me tight, it burns and surrounds

I am caught in an iron web
Piercing and bloody it holds me
Never resting it cuts my heart
Forever fettered I will be

A glimpse of pleasure before us
So crimson, warm and inviting
May be but a different shade
of feeling that keeps us fighting

(Shoo-hwee!)

-k

[Jess]

*CLAPS* Yay!

[Spitfire]

W0000T! Chris 0wNz!

Here's my lil addition..

"Amsterdam, 4AM"

Purple shadows crawl and tremble
as neon souls consume the night
tearing now, caressing later
these evenings shine molten light.

Anywhere between the falling
of darkness and the birth of dawn
hours are lost and seconds stretched
i end up sleeping on the lawn.

Shadows dance and flow like water
my consciousness drifts with the stream
tomorrow is a distant memory
fleeing from a dying dream.

/Spit

[TIBErium]

Heres some phrases from Portugal... (if u cant understand them.. well... too bad ;PP

"Adorava Voar no c�u da tua Boca..."
"Surfar nas Ondas do teu Cabelo..."
"Escalar as montanhas do teu corpo..."

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<-----And there he goes with is lonely sniper gun----->
....ooooooOOOOOOOPPUUMMMmmmm....<GameOver ASSHOLE>

[A.Buttle]

April is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, turning
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer suprised us, coming over Starbergersee
With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade,
And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten,
And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.
Bin gar keine Russin, stamm' aus Litauen, echt deutsch.
And when we were children, staying at the arch-duke's,
My cousin's, he took me out on a sled,
And I was frightened. He said, Marie,
Marie, hold on tight. And down we went.
In the mountains, there you feel free.
I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter....

Alright, that one goes on for another 11 pages , so you only get the beginning. Tell me who wrote that and its name and you'll get a million brownie points, which are redeemable for nothing.

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And remember, gravity is not your friend!

Joe Dillingham
[email protected]

[HumanClay]

There once was a man from Nantucket.. : /

[Spitfire]

who liked to beat off in a bucket

***note : from now on only reply to add one line to the limerick!***

/Spitfire

[Count Zero]

Well, of course the man from Nantucket!

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COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT-
On receiving an interrupt,
decrement the counter to zero.

[kurisu]

...then along came Mr. T...

[Spitfire]

***note : you guys cant rhyme, 'nantucket' and 'mr. T' ? ***

(then along came mr. T)

...with a bucket full pee

/Spit

[Spitfire]

...who yelled "Yo fool you can suck'et!"



/Spit

***note lets start a new thread for this***

[A.Buttle]

No, no, no...

It's "There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it..."

Hmm... I used to know the rest of it, but it escapes me now...

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And remember, gravity is not your friend!

Joe Dillingham
[email protected]

[Ned]

And our survey said:

There was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
With cum on his chin
He said with a grin
If my nose was a cunt I would fuck it

And my own personal favourite:

There was a young man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Said he, "I'll admit
She does smell a bit,
But look at the money I save!"

Affected - Well spotted my man! Yes, my sig is complete arse, I think it was sent to me on an email joke list ages ago and I found it slightly amusing! (I would have replied sooner but I buggered my back up last week which kept me from my beloved beige box. . . )

[kurisu]

Okay. How 'bout we keep this a little cleaner

Imagine - if you will, that any audience - no matter age, sex, race, creed, browser or shoe size - might view your post.

I think *hinting* at vulgarity can be funnier than more blatant forms

There once was man with a foot long
used to run around town singing this song
'Bout how "Size doesn't matter,
Except for my bladder -
To a bathroom I'd best be along!"

-k (eep 'em comin')

[This message has been edited by kurisu (edited April 04, 2000).]

[Spitfire]

In the Netherlands' capital city
the weather is allways so shitty
the people say "Fuck
the weather does suck
Let's hope it clears up in a bitty"



I like to write this shit...

In Amsterdam the youngest webmAster
kept working just faster and faster
His colleague got pissed
while waving his fist
Yelled "Stop it or i'll get my blaster!"


There once lived a lad in The Netherlands
who never wore a belt 'round his armypants
When he went to a show
(jumped high and danced low)
got brutally moshed over by elephants

Hhehe see y'all laters.

/Spit



[This message has been edited by Spitfire (edited April 05, 2000).]

[kurisu]

LOL you guys!

[Spitfire]

Heheh adressing me in Majestic Plural, Kur?


/We are the Spitfire. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to ours. Resistance is futile, YOU. WILL. BE. ASSIMILATED.

[kurisu]

mmmmMMMaybe!



Spitty Spit Spit
He is duh Shi*
He's a stinker man
A thinker man
with Picard-splitten' wit!

-k (lingon underwear)

[Spitfire]

There once was a captain called chris
Who travelled thru space with his sis
engage! was his yell
and soup he liked well
and here you can see who he is.

/Spit

[Jess]

You guys are silly

[Spitfire]

The sis of this spaceshipping laddie
was Jess the world-conquering caddie
in her intergalactic
golfcart-o-matic
she wasted the alien baddie!

w00t!

/Spit

[kurisu]

On behalf of its numerous fan (!)
This show rocks the house in Japan
In Europe no less
And on Mars, I digress
I'm so full of laughs - GIVE 'EM A HAND!

This Spitfire guy's definitely funny
the lim'rics he writes are quite punny
fills us up with his soup
and out pops his w00t!
For more of it I'd actually pay money!

Who is this sis and what's she about?
Where'n the script does it say she's got clout?
It's her poems I bet
while the alien's fret
Her words rippin' right through 'em like gout!

What do you think's next for our cast?
Most surely involves some type of blast
Is it putting the green
on some alien scene
or fighting with soup spoons at last?

-k (antatas abound :P)

(lol Big S )

[theresa]

haha

your poems and limericks are funny
busy bees are pooping the hunny
i dont know what im saying
i'll just continue spraying
the keyboard with my nose that's so runny.

I've read too many of these limeriks
my stomach is spasming with kicks.
I wont stop to pee
my face happy with glee
i'll just sit here try to think of something that rhymes.

*hangs head*
haha i'm going to go hide myself now

[kurisu]

Theresa? Theresa? Where could she be?
Shut down all the garbage bashers on level 3!

She's funny though, and joins in the fun
So 'Welcome Miss T,' here's a little one
called 'purple poopy guy'
...and don't ask me why!



There once was this big hairy forum
all full of funktified decorum
lots of pics and some splats
some poems, some chats
and with 'poopy' about to adore 'em.

Others who frequent this little domain
might not considers themselves so insane
They look and say "Ack!
These freaks are just wack!"
it's those I attack and dub too mundane!

-k (idding!)

[Spitfire]

In the same cold and warpspeeding space'ah
was a brave little cadet called th'esah
she's not such a mess
as kurisu and tess
though she recently escaped from black mesa.

And lets not forget about kurisu-san
who bravely commands his spaceship by LAN
in a breathtaking blast
he takes off superfast
to baldly go where has gone yet no man

Yes our message & board is an int'resting place
with poems & drawings 'bout battles in space
with kurisu & others
and all of their mothers
the literature moves at 'n incredible pace!

And somewhere, 'bout there, in the middle
stands Spitfire while playing the fiddle
he sees all the glory
and writes up a story
of brave men and women who rhyme, draw and riddle

The story is long and filled with adventures
of spaceships and aliens and online joint-ventures
It's what you now read
and hell it is L337
so join in you mofo's or Jess wil come beat yer's!

w00t!

/Spit

[theresa]

weee! look at me! im in some of those
my yonkers card lets me buy discount hose
having fun on a forum
getting rid of my bordum
helps me forget my computer froze

wait.. would i be here if it did freeze?.... oh well it rhymes.