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Giant Hamster
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**** Weapons Creation Factory ****
**** -Hamster- ****
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OK...Weapons.
these will not be your average weapons...these probally wont even hurt.
But most of all they are made by you!
Come up with weapons that could be used as alternatives to the weapons of now. these should be harmless and have atleast 3 fluffy edges.
My Contributions:
Heli-Llamma Toast Grenade - The Spinning Llamma hovers above and bombards the enemy with toast deployed from its navel.
Quadraplegic Chihuahua Squad - Large Packs of Rabid Chihuahuas specially designed to stop oncomming traffic. lack of apendages keeps them from moving out of the way.
Hairy Bubonic Chicken. V 1.4 BETA - use at own risk, do not distibute. is not compatible with older versions.
Constipatabetative - A highly aroused powder used to "unplug" its victim using a technique similar to Atomic Oat Bran.
Flamming Orphans - Dispatch in great numbers for best effectiveness.
Nested Rectal Sniper spys - This elite group of Snipers can infiltrate a base and eliminate it quickly. Using the "Nested Doll" Technique. 2 Snipers, a Demolitions Expert, an Engineer, 3 Machine Gunners, and a Midget are Nested inside the Spy's Ass.
those are my infantry, how bout yours?
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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-
The Hamster Alliance
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2001 3:24 am |
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| wha? no furry malice in your hearts? no lightly salted dementia in your minds? wha |
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Bradford
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2001 3:33 am |
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i propose to create the mkhamster2000. never before have you seen so many hamsters propelled from a single cannon. this is by far the nerdiest post i have ever made 
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Ragnarok
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2001 10:57 am |
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| Your best weapon: an army of lemmings! |
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DaveT
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2001 1:27 pm |
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| I would personally enlist the help of my friends cat The Evil Dr Phibes. He is quite intelligent, wears a monacle and a labcoat and is intensly evil! And he is quite fluffy! |
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2001 9:18 pm |
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quote:
never before have you seen so many hamsters propelled from a single cannon.
lol! gotta use that in something 
[start of story]
Tangerines...the Spawn of the evil...they defy all laws of gravity. fear their hatefull presence, for they will destroy all without remorse....the holocaustic suffering.....the unholy Tangerines.
[end of story]
out! *end communication...bitch*
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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-
The Hamster Alliance
AIM: Gianthmstr
Multimedia Producer/designer/all of the above.,overall guru ...and music music music! weee!!
[This message has been edited by Giant Hamster (edited January 04, 2001).] |
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