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faustgfx · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2000 9:40 pm

eat.

it sucks to stand up, white out, lose balance, fall, notice you're weak as fuck and dizzy like there's no tomorrow, even after eating candy and chocolate for about 4 hours straight.

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faustgfx · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2000 11:13 pm

more wise tips.

When a problem with your Wacom occurs, ALWAYS check if it's connected to your computer before reinstalling drivers and rebooting, just in case the wire is loose and that's the only reason your cursor isn't moving..

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Spitfire · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 12:16 am

Another tip : either drink 25 cups of machinecoffee a day, or dont drink it at all. Drinking one or two only buttfucks your immune system.

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anticz · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 1:14 am

Tip # 4; When given a choice, always cut the blue wire,... or was that the green wire? I forget.

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Spitfire · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 1:47 am

�Nother tip : dont ever fucking think you can "make a quick fix" to a datbase-sensitive html file allready on the server.

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zaar · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 2:40 am

Spitfire: 25 cups! Are sure you will be able to control a pen after that?

Coffee tip #1 if you drink 100 cups of coffee during 3 hours or shorter period of time you will die, so be careful!

Spitfire · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 2:43 am

After 25 cups im more or less functional.

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Ragnarok · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 3:24 am

Spitfire, how many time do you spend in the toilet being functional?

faustgfx · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 3:29 am

25 ain't shit. i do 25 in 2 hours on the worse deadline crunch time mornings.

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Nex · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 3:57 am

I'm sure if you guys get exposed to radiation with 25 cups of coffee inside you'll be transformed to some kind of super speed hero(tm).

Tip#3634135: If you turn on the computer and the monitor stays black maybe the monitor is not tuned on.

Tip#3634136: If you tried turning on your monitor but it still won't work put away the lingerie and try the on/off button.

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faustgfx · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 4:29 am

don't get involved with the opposite sex, that's rule #1.

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Spitfire · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 4:33 am

25 cups of coffee make me SuperDesigner(tm)

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faustgfx · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 4:37 am

or a super_drawer..

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FrostBite · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2000 8:30 am

25 cups of coffee would send me over the edge! buahahha

Tip #X: when all else fails, go home. If your already home, your fucked.

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mantis · Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2000 4:28 am

when you feel down and everything stinks listen to "hey jude" by "the beatles". It does wonders for me

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Spitfire · Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2000 4:58 am

I allways listen to Koreisch - This decaying schizohrenic Christ complex when im down.

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Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

Tip: clean out your mouse. dirt bumps suck.

Tip: dont ruin your desk with coffee cup watermarks, use aol cds as coasters.

Tip: get a foot rest, and some pillows...loooong nights await the true artist.

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Spitfire · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2000 12:42 am

tip : Dont work late to help out Junior Site Managers when they fuck up, unless it's in your task description.

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Spitfire · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2000 12:43 am

tip : Dont work late to help out Junior Site Managers when they fuck up, unless it's in your task description.

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faustgfx · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2000 12:43 am

so you ARE at work/home, just hiding on icq. hah!

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anticz · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2000 1:32 am

Don't work late. There's real things to do.

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Spitfire · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2000 1:55 am

I was at home. No icq during breakfast

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