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Funfetus · Posted: Sat Dec 18, 1999 1:44 pm

1. Get towels.
2. Go to grocery store and buy blocks of ice. They're cheap.
3. Find a hill.
4. Place towel on ice block.
5. Place self on towel.
6. Slide down hill.

Repeat steps 5 - 6 as necessary.

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DuKEZ · Posted: Sat Dec 18, 1999 6:59 pm

get eggs.. throw at funfetus (or whoever else is around

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repeat steps if there is resistance

[Shizo] · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938

to have fun for cheap you must GET BENT

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Affected · Posted: Sat Dec 18, 1999 10:33 pm

Well, since there's actual SNOW here in Finland, all you need to do here is get a cheap plastic sled (Or anything that will slide, a piece of cardboard will do) and slide down a hill... Yesterday I and 7 friends of mine did just that, and got totally soaked.

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Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

how to have a cheap thrill...

1.turn on computer.
2.goto DOS
3.type in "fdisk"* (no quotes) and press enter
4.when it starts , pretend your an elite hacker trying to crack a gibson, but its found you and its about to kill you! stop the invasion on your computer and break the stronghold!!**
- - - -- -- -- ---- -------
*right side note:for people that dont know what fdisk does....dont try this game, or atleast make sure you dont care about your files

**left side note: this is only really fun for about 10 seconds(may vary depending on your HD size) and in the long run you will enheritly lose. but its fun to try!

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[This message has been edited by Giant Hamster (edited December 19, 1999).]

B · Posted: Mon Dec 20, 1999 11:14 am

for those who don't know what fdisk is, theymost likely can't find dos either,. so hey might as well try this,.

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and as for the block of ice thing,. i don't think it works that well when you're 6'5" and almost 300 lbs

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Funfetus · Posted: Tue Dec 21, 1999 12:50 am

Well, it seems to work for those about 6'2" and 200 pounds. Maybe get a bigger block of ice. I'll bet you'd go faster, too.

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Muzman · Posted: Wed Dec 22, 1999 9:22 am

Not too big though
or it won't move and you'll just slide off onto your ass

I find a nice frosty side of beef is great, I haven't managed to stand up in one yet. But it makes a good canoe when you hit the river at the bottom of the hill.

Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

quack

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DrBof · Posted: Sun Dec 26, 1999 4:34 pm

1. Find a �5 note
2. find a narcotics distributer

3. buy x1 tab of LSD of said Distributer
4. suck on tab
5. watch those colours fly

~)v(agic~ · Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2000 7:28 am

even more fun

find a �10 note

find a narcotics dealer

buy said drug

when giveing change strike hard to the throught cutting off the air supply and take money......

now have �200 go find lady of the night

when pimp comes in aply stage 4 and take cash

now you have �1200

buy the cheepest computer and "bum" a copy photoshop off a friend....

now you draw your own pritty color's for free..

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