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synj · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 6:49 am

Little man on a string

I've got a little man on a string
everywhere i go with him i bring
upside down am i
fun this is
perhaps littleman and i should go into show biz
or make him grapple up to the toilet and take a whiz!
he fidgets alot
probably never stops
thank god they dont make small phones
or he'd call the cops.

-synj www.synj.net

ps. check out the koy2 div-X episode. its neat.

-=Regulator=- · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 7:42 am

You're Genius, Synj. I always knew it.
Could you please send me your old T-shirt so I could sell it for million $ when you'll be famous?

Tinusch · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 7:51 am

Dude, you need to make a book or something. I'd buy it. Yeah. Do that.

synj · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 9:19 am

The stain

"Guilty as charged!" said the judge to the stain
"Now I have successfully ended your reign!"

"He was on my blankets! I don't know how he appeared!"
The plaintiff looked over and noted the stain how he feared.

-synj www.synj.net

regulator: thanks hehe I'll see what i can do about the t-shirt.

You mean make a compilation of these animations in a book? eheh I'd have to have some kind of TV in it.

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aquamire · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 10:41 am

I, uh, think he ment how you do your animations, Synj, heh. Just a curious thought tho, whats your background in film? You take any film classes or anything, cuz the way you move the camera for the scenes seems professional.

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synj · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 10:49 am

hi there. no eheh i have no formal training of any kind (film or animation related). just a burning desire to create short films really

I think my camerawork is pretty good because of the commercial art class i took before i graduated highschool. and you are probably like "what? commercial art has nothing to do with cameras!" maybe you are right, but when you take composition into account i think the camera angles has alot to do with it.

-synj www.synj.net

Worthy · member Member # Joined: 26 Jun 2000 Posts: 143

Great work as always Synj! Always good for a chuckle.
Were you dropped on your head as a baby ?

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CeRbErO · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 1:46 pm

hehe Synj, love your animations!
Btw.. What prog do you use to animate the gifs ? And make the images for them?

Binke · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 2:00 pm

*puts a cucumber in Synj's mouth*

ill step in here!

He uses Adobe Imageready for the gifs, and probably Adobe photoshop for the pics.

now, spank me red, Synj.

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synj · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2000 4:36 pm

Harpoon Magnet

For I am a magnet for harpoons
My fate is sealed
I am doomed.

Whever I go
I know very soon
I will be up on a board
on a harpoon.

-synj www.synj.net

DeathbyDuplicity · member Member # Joined: 29 Jun 2000 Posts: 183

The first one is fucking hilarious! heheheh! The stain shit is fun, the harpoon is kinda fun. Cool shit you fucking maniac!

29A · Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2000 4:37 am

Mwahahaha...

Finally, I've been waiting for some new synjimations all month! You need to produce more of these, they rock!

btw, are the rest of the Koy series available in DivX format?

\\Peter - synjlover

synj · Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2000 6:12 am

hehe thanks

i dunno these are hard to make in such large quantities since they are side projects and I don't like releasing ones that aren't top-notch quality. i get burnt out. they dont call me synj for nothing - even in these 3 you can see them lose their flare

all of my most popular animations will eventually be in div-x format. yay!

-synj www.synj.net

(this one is old but i wanted to try a poem at it):

The mailman

I get up in the morning to check my mail
out to the mailbox and open the veil
what do i see?
a nose goblin or four
smashed together
near the mailbox door.

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synj · Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2000 8:29 am

MouthMen

Is my tongue fighting me? It's going to win
has littleman on a string turned me in?
I kill it but it comes back again you see
I think my tongue is fighting me.

perhaps its the mouthmen mom told me about
here is my handle here is my spout
but anyways on with the story
this little red guy or two are in their glory
they do a lap around my face
and he or them do it at the same pace

perhaps i should go to the dentist and get my mouth shut
but what if i stop them
they'll overflow through my butt
now we wouldn't want that
i hope you agree

is my tongue fighting me?

-synj www.synj.net

synj · Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2000 10:40 am

i guess people stopped checking this thread. thats okay i'll fill it up by myself ehehe

Bad Food

I ordered this sandwich
I'd like to be obese
but every time i take a bite
it likes to show me its teeth.

-synj

Haarg2 · Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2000 10:43 am

I had a sandwich like that once...

synj · Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2000 11:41 pm

Music Box

Wunkus sent me a music box
i wonder whats inside.
could it be the chicken pox
or a bone of good rawhide?

as i open it i see something
it pulls my lips a bit
i close the lid once again -
in desperation to train it.

-synj

synj · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2000 3:13 pm

Tucker

There was a man named tucker
People mistook him for a sucker.
I suppose he was pinker than he was supposed to be
But he sure doesn't look like one to me.

-synj

Fred Flick Stone · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2000 11:21 pm

Can we start posting requests?

I figured if no one responded, you'd just lock yourself away all night making these. At some point you should sleep, or the brains, they will-a ooze-a from your-a nose-a

The best Italian accent I cooda do in print...nice work as usual you damn Glen Keane Jr...

DeathbyDuplicity · member Member # Joined: 29 Jun 2000 Posts: 183

synj I love you! hehehheeh! Kidding......

kurisu · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2000 4:50 am

There was a young fellow named Synj
who went on an animated binge
he pooped out some frames
funny, freaky insane!
...They make my stomach cringe!

He draws little cuties
and adds on a penis
What the heck are those things?!
- they is what they is!

Dan pulls on his cheeks
He's silly not serious
is he a cheek-player
or maybe just delirious

I'm sure there are times
when the juices run low
and he vents on his table
making bumps that will grow

He's a champion of sorts
with a baggy sweatshirt
Does he ever take it off?
maybe its full of brown dirt!

And what's with the boogers?
They streak from his nose
like a trail of missiles
when he sneezes they blow.

And ride 'em cowboy
with that manly 3rd leg
A whoopin' and a whompin'
must be drunk where's the keg?

And squishing those cuties
is what he likes most
or maybe just the squishing
with some jelly and toast!

He plays with his lips
and plays with himself
he's soon to make millions
and more soup on the shelf

I'm off to go sleep
'cause I have no more juice
I'll see you anon
so sayonara and tch�ss!

-kurisu

PS: synjypooh, I know the rhymes and gifs are poopy, but I just wanted to join in the fun!

n8 · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2000 6:01 am

funny shtuffs kurisu n synj....you should make a story with these animated gifs..hehehe

TeAnne · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2000 6:07 am

These little fellas are so cute

Enjoyed the poetry too.

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mantis · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2000 6:09 am

This is like stick figure death theatre on crack. excellent

Shadow · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2000 6:26 am

wait wait wait!

I wanna join in too!
(though i cant make poems,
cause they sound like poo!)
gimme a couple of hours,
and I'll give it a shot
of making something half as good
as Synj or the "Z" man have...

w00 w00!!

There has to be poo,
where ever there is goo.
But all I can find are turds.
When i'm just getting closer,
I hear something coming and
the next thing i know,
i'm starting all over.

as I said... I cant make poems

and since this animation turned out pointless and yer all waiting for somehting really nice, i'd like to point you towards
my earlier animation POO OBSESSED...
-S

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synj · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2000 7:45 am

hey neat!

fred - thanks hehe i was dying back there.
Posting requests?
Sure, but i bet i'll be pulling hair!

kurisu - i must decree
you are a master wiggywump of the first degree

shadow - that poop animation
i wonder how it felt
to poop through a funnel onto a conveyer belt?

-synj

Shadow · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2000 8:15 am

POOPTACULAR POOPFULNESS!!

Drinkin' Poop

And and and! not to forget,

Eatin' Poop

-S

PS. too lazy to make a poem, hehe if anyone else wants to make a poem for my animations, feel free

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synj · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2000 8:48 am

ughhhh shadow that first one haha *barf!*

Tim

There once was a runt named Tim
Tim had a problem with people looking at him

-synj

synj · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2000 5:17 am

Ned

Ned was said to have a saw for a hand.
was something nobody would believe
or understand.

Until of course he put it up in the air
when it came down
Bill suddenly wasn't there.

-synj

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kurisu · Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2000 2:46 am

"Rum from his Bum"

They said "oh what's that stink?"
- "ahh - he'd too much to drink
so watch him just push
that juice from his tush..."

-k