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Giant Hamster
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this time the Goal is to Quote things, ^insert^ Chalupa
-------Last time-----
Last time it was "Under pants"
Why do my underpants hurt? Because you've never used them before.
You think those are underpants you're breathing?
What's in the underpants? Only what you take with you.
What's really going to cook your noodle is, would the underpants still have broken if I hadn't said anything?...Here, have an underpant.
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THIS TIME ITS MONKEYNUTS!!!!!! WHOOOHOO!!..
Through the monkeynuts, things you will see. other places. the future...the past.
Luminous monkeynuts are we.. not this crude matter.....
Mokeynuts! MonkeyNuts! you must learn Monkeynuts
I am ingelsiousmoofunkywannabemom, you killed my monkeynut....prepare to die...[prinncess bride]
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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 1999 11:41 am |
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Monkeynuts, It's what's for dinner
Got MonkeyNuts?
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imdaking
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 1999 3:21 pm |
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OHHHHH... I wish I were an oscar meyer monkeynut....
Have you had your monkeynuts today?
999 monkeynuts on the wall... 999 monkey nuts... take one down pass it around 998 monkeynuts on the wall...
Game over monkeynuts GAME OVER! (aliens?)
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 1999 5:49 pm |
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- STARR report on Monday's airplane hijacking: 1203 monkeynuts are being held as hostages
- Hey you look clean! ...Lets go out to the back of my car and i'll show you my 3 pound monkeynuts
- 'lo mun, you getting your monkeynuts cooked? YOU STUPID MORTHER FIOWU$ *($**@!!!!!
eehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhe ok
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Russia is power. You dont agree --> we nuke you!
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chrisk82
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 1999 6:52 pm |
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| Where do you want 'your monkeynuts' today? |
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Chris
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Guybrush
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 1999 11:56 am |
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'And I say I'm monkeynuts, and I move !'
'Monkeynuts is the name for god, on the lips and hearts of all children!'
'Monkeynuts, aren't we all ?'
guybrush threepwood
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imdaking
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 1999 3:22 pm |
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BABY! The other OTHER white meat....
anyways....
Wheres your shitter???? I got a monkeynut pokin out... |
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nic-on-fly
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| Posted: Fri Dec 10, 1999 12:43 am |
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First Rule: You do not talk about Monkeynuts.
Second rule: You DO NOT TALK about Monkeynuts.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 10, 1999 6:25 am |
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| kumbaya my monkeynuts, kumbaya |
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Count Zero
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| Posted: Fri Dec 10, 1999 7:38 am |
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You talkin' to my monkeynuts?!
You talkin' to MY monkeynuts?!?!
I don't see anyone else's monkeynuts, so you MUST be talking to my monkeynuts!
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Monkeynuts?
MONKEYNUTS?!
We don't need no stinkin' monkeynuts!
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Roses are red
violets are blue
monkeynuts is what I got U!
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Giant Hamster
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This is the noise that keeps me awake...my head explodes and my MunkyNutZ ache!!!
How'd you get the corpse to grab me like that?!?!....he payed me 50 monkeynuts!
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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Sat Dec 11, 1999 12:52 am |
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All roses died,
All people choked.
Who's behind all this?
MONKEYNUTZ! behold.
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DrBof
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 1999 4:43 am |
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Pi the number of monkeynuts
when i was 6 years old my mother told me never to look at the monkeynuts. one day i did at first the light was blinding but i continued to stare...
nature is full of monkeynuts
every thing around us can be represented and understood through monkeynuts
Evidence : the rise and fall of monkeynuts
I do not think monkeynuts means what u thinka it means [princess bride]
comon then why don't ya put ya monkeynuts where ya mouth is
Phill 'Ive fallen and i can't get up' Tew www.cnrufc.co.uk/funk |
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ControlledBurn
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 1999 4:55 am |
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Awww Monkeynuts! I'm not # 700 in posting!
Monkeynuts: The breakfast of champions.
Just Monkeynuts it.
Go for the monkeynuts.
This year, I have decided to fight for the glorious monkeynuts.
Ask not what your monkeynuts can do for you, but what you can do for your monkeynuts.
Don't fire till you see the whites of their monkeynuts!
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ControlledBurn
"Because another poor soul burned today...."
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Shrimpish
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 1999 5:33 am |
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Got Monkeynuts?
Monkeynuts: They do a body good.
EA Sports! It's in the monkeynuts!
Did somebody say monkeynuts?
Monkeynuts inside.
What's on your monkeynuts today? |
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Mongoose
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 1999 7:23 am |
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If ya sssmmmeeelll what the monkeynuts are cookin!
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nic-on-fly
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 1999 7:50 am |
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Seth: "Richie!!! You okay?"
Richie: "He shot me in the fuckin monkeynuts!"
Seth: "Don't you ever try and fucking run on us, 'cause I got six little monkeynuts...and they can all run faster then you can."
Chet monkeynuts: "Alright! monkeynuts, monkeynuts, monkeynuts...come on in monkeynuts lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashin' monkeynuts in half! Give us an offer on our best selection of monkeynuts, this is a monkeynuts blowout! Alright we got white monkeynuts, black monkeynuts, spanish monkeynuts, yellow monkeynuts. We got hot monkeynuts, cold monkeynuts, we got wet monkeynuts, we got smelly monkeynuts, we got hairy monkeynuts, bloody monkeynuts, we got snappin' monkeynuts! We got silk monkeynuts, velvet monkeynuts, naugahide monkeynuts. We even got horse monkeynuts, dog monkeynuts, chicken monkeynuts! Come on you want monkeynuts? Come on in monkeynuts lovers, if we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in monkeynuts lovers!!!"
Carlos: "What, were they monkeynuts or--"
Seth: "They look like monkeynuts? Is that what they looked like?!? They were vampires! Monkeynuts do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!!!"
yeah, guess what! I like "From Dusk Till Dawn" nic 
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Count Zero
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 1999 11:05 am |
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Monkeynuts kick ass!/Monkeynuts 2000 (may cause irriversible damage to the kidneys and liver)
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Shaken, (monkey)nuts stirred.
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You can't handle the monkeynuts!
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Playing with your monkeynuts will make you BLIND!
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Alas, poor monkeynuts, I knew him well...
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This is your brain on monkeynuts.
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Hasta la vista, monkeynuts!
And that's all the monkeynut references I can manage today...
...to be continued?
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 1999 3:28 pm |
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MonkeyNuts:the Last Revalation
Random Monkeynuts: games,movies,and whatever  [random musings]
If you have previously registered, but forgotten your monkeynuts,click here.
"With monkey nuts so crispy flaky, you'll wonder why we put stuff in them at all"
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lets go back to UNDERPANTS!!!! unless you have a better idea?
ill start again
Are you saying i can dodge underpants?, im saying, when you wear them, you wont have to.
im a underpant jim!! not a forklift!!
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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-
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Musician,2d/3d artist, programmer,overall guru :) |
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imdaking
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 1999 7:22 pm |
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YO! UNDERPAAAAAAANTS!!!
UNDERPANTSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
(Rocky)....
Hey Hey Hey, I'm fat underpants...
OH MY GOD! You killed my underpants... YOU BASTARDS!
That blast came from those underpants... Those things are operational!!!! |
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| Posted: Tue Dec 21, 1999 12:19 am |
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The Rock says you can take those "MONKEY NUTS"...
Shine em up nice....
TURN THEM SON A BITCHES SIDEWAYS! AND STICK EM STRAIGT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!! |
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bEam
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| Posted: Wed Dec 29, 1999 9:56 am |
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| Please put my Monkeynuts Monkeynuts to Monkeynuts Monkeynuts under the Monkeynuts so Monkeynuts Monkeynuts can't see Monkeynuts Monkeynuts Monkeynuts and Monkeynuts so Monkeynuts wont Monkeynuts with Monkeynuts anymore. Monkeynuts? |
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Sara
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| Posted: Wed Dec 29, 1999 5:40 pm |
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| "The more you tighten your underpants, Tarkin, the more monkeynuts will slip through your fingers." |
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