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Jabberwocky · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2000 12:56 pm

Okay after being dumpped, having some steal your idea, getting a bad grade, some totaling your car, having a bad hair day, being called a bad name after that person just cut you off... you want to get back at them... you know you do!
What is the lowest or funniest or coolest thing that you've or someone you know has done to get back at some one?

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Chapel · member Member # Joined: 18 Mar 2000 Posts: 1930

Hmm.. I have a few good ones.

This is more of a practical joke than a revenge thing. I've taken a condom and filled it up with baby powder. Then taped it around the muffler of this guys truck at school. After school he started the truck and the condom inflated till it popped and white powder flew all over everyone walking by.

My friends and I wrapped a guy up in his bed with 2 rolls of the big industrial plastic wrap. His dad let us in to do it. Was pretty cool.

I have lots of neat little stories. I was pretty mischievous in my young days.

Ian · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2000 5:50 pm

ha ha ha...I almost crapped myself that was so funny...heh he *wipes tear*
a condom with baby powder...he he.
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A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

I shot someone once. Shot him right in the fucking face. Aha hah ha ha ha ha!!!!!

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Chris · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 6:27 am

One time I took 4 big piles of rice and put 1 pile on each of the four pellers on a ceiling fan...turn the sucker on high (while it was off on the wall switch) and when he turned on the lightswitch, rice all over baby, it was cool...plus one hit him in the eye..ahhh revenge is sweet lol

Chris · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 6:29 am

And who can forget the "Bananna in the tailpipe", "BANANNA IN THE TAILPIPE MAN!!!"

DaveT · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 12:21 pm

I made a website about this dude. Go there now- http://theanimatedheads.webjump.com

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Jabberwocky · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 2:10 pm

One time I duck taped and newspapered a tachers door... he had to crawl in on his stomace... it was funny. I also gave him a fake parking ticket and he got in trouble with his wife because she thought it was real... My friend and I moved his when car when we were at a trackmeet... he gave us the keys to get some papers out of his car...

If you're really bored go to porn sites and any of the COD or free send to their house or e-mail address...

put fiber glass in the wash when you're doing your b/f or g/f underware(if you live with them). Come up with a good excuse why you don't want sex with them and they'll feel the results soon enough... it's a great trick if you think they're cheating on you.

I made my english teacher last year into an M&M... he looks a lot like the little red one.

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Spitfire · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2000 1:19 pm

It's allways a laugh when you download some kind of close-up pic from a very perverted pr0nsite and set it as desktop for one of your colleagues...

Chapel · member Member # Joined: 18 Mar 2000 Posts: 1930

spitfire: I've done something like that at my previous employer. I changed the default wallpaper on all of the roaming profiles that our Windows 95 users used. It was pretty funny watching everyone login in the morning.. about 200 people.

Its funny.. I think back on the things I've done and I was worse than I thought.

Here is an oldie but a goodie. Fill up a small squirt gun with unscented suntan lotion. Warm it up. (I just left it in my car all afternoon) Go to the movies.. make the usual moans and groans.. then squirt away.

Jabberwocky · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2000 6:19 pm

Oh man that's gross................

What's fun is getting that software that allows you to move the mouse on one computer from another... I think Fortress

... and mess with some people that way. You can also make your CD rom rasberry...

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Transcendence · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2000 8:46 pm

whole tube of ambisol in a friend's mouth when they were asleep...then woke them up just so I could make fun of them

Duct taped a friend to a desk during lunch last year..

Spitfire · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2000 4:13 am

I never did this myself but it must be fun : spray-paint someone's hair purple or toxic-green while they sleep.

Especially fun iif they have a job interview orsomething the next day.

Chapel · member Member # Joined: 18 Mar 2000 Posts: 1930

Transcendance that reminds me. Here is a funny joke to play on someone who drank too much at a party and fell asleep. Take some "Bryan's smoked sausage" and run it under hot water till it is warm. Get someone to sit on top of the person's chest with their fly open. Jam the sausage in their mouth till they come too. Stand up, zip up, and smile. Cracks me up everytime. (Usually works the best when you have a group of people say "awwww" as they wake up)