[xyz]

[Jtbrack]

A guy with a small head, big nose, and too much shading.

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-:Jtbrack:-
Aspiring Web Designer

[kurisu]

What do I see? Hmm. I see London. I see France...

Now xyz, aren't you the one who complained about "abstract pieces... with a lot of lines... just pisses me off!"???
...(I looked at your image very closely, and there were, instead of lines, tiny little squares, each with a color all its own. Fascinating.)

-k

[Mongoose]

I see the guassian blur filter being over-abused. I also see strange little cherubs flying around my computer speaking pig-latin, but that's normal for me :P

[xyz]

let me tell you the story hehehehe...
last night i was talking to a girl and she was boring me i started to make lines and lines in ps i used most of tools its one of those piece of shit that is an accident and still looks like shit like i just threw paint on a canvas well it was late and my eyes kept blinking the more i did the guassian blur filter funnier it got to me i used about 20 times and then i would go over the lines and do it again that is how bored i was

[kurisu]

So, what you're saying is that it started out as a pimple and just kept growing?

"From Gaussia with Love" and other 007 movies to come I'm sure...

[xyz]

Yea

Well does that ever happen to you guys where you are bored and dont want to say nothing so you just start to bullshit like i did and came up with a big brown pile of shit

[Loki]

I bet you weren't bored talking to that girl - and where was that, at home? So she was in your room? While mom was doing the dishes in the kitchen? I bet you weren't bored - you were excited and shy. So to hide that you started Photoshop and played around with it. You didn't dare to talk to her, because you rarely get out of the room to see other people. So after a while not you, no, the girl got bored, and she left ... leaving you and your blurry image behind ...

end of story ... )


[boy ... i forgot my cigarettes today - and had too much coffe ... you see what happens]

[kurisu]

I used to get bored in class, didn't want to say 'nothing' and usually just came up with something like this.

What was she doing while you were making your masterpiece?

-k

[xyz]

a well keep hating i dont care
by the way kurisu that is one nice pile of shit you got there...

[kurisu]

Oh, why thank you, xyz! But, it would be shameful for me to take credit. My diet is really the hero in this picture. Motion-captured, of course.

Piles come in many forms (or forums), but I think the trick is to just take a deep breath, relax and walk it off.

-k

[fragamite]

consider the turd. what a masterpiece. the colorbalance is awe inspiring. admire the design. those tapered ends that prevent your buttocks from going *smack* together when you just gave birth to one of these god's wonders.

[Stolln]

Kurisu:
I think Mr. Hankey (the Christmas Poo) would be proud of that picture. Is that his uncle, Mr. Lankey?

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From flesh to steel to blood to blade I fight to exist.

[n8]

funky shit (exuse the pun)

[kurisu]

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I almost pinched another one I laughed so hard at the last 3 entries!

Hankey, Lankey
big funky shi*.
I'm awed by its texture
and sheer size of it!

Danglers, stainers
full of lumps.
Look at the size of that
big fat dump!

Laying Cable
all day long.
When drawing cra*
you can't go wrong!

Poop goes the weasel
out your crack!
Tapered ends
don't make no *smack!*

-k (rap)