[General Confusion]

I just recently met this girl in a bar, and she asked me that time honored question. If it was the end of the world, and you were the last one alive, what one thing would you want to have with you??? I don't know if this has been asked here before, but what would you guys say. I know everyone here has some imaginative minds, so I think it would be interesting to hear what you guys come up with.

I said to her, an incredibly good looking horny female genie. It made her laugh and I got her number so I guessed it worked.

later

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[Chapel]

I don't think I could answer it better than that.

[Darkmoon]

The knowledge to build cyber AI where i could upload my brain into and rebuild the world AI style with no idiots.

then i wouldnt need food or another human or anything.

I would be Superior to the whole AI race, i would rule over all my little AI minions forever because AI doesnt die.

-Lisa

[The Dude]

A wacom pen to draw in the sand with...

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[Count Zero]

Lots an' lots of por-
no wait, never mind.
Nah, what I'd really probably want is a pencil and paper, or just something with which to record my thoughts (video camera, perhaps?)
That would keep me sane and if anyone ever were to find my withered skeleton, they would also find a brief description of what a nice place this planet is and a few stories about the creatures that used to inhabit it...

Oh, the answer to this question (or similar deserted island-question) reveals quite a lot about a person. We did this in psychology class once, and there was actually one idiot who kept dissin' everybody elses ideas and said "I would take a pot or something, so I could, like, make food 'n stuff. Why would anyone take a pencil and paper?" Yep, that's smart, but NOT the point of the excercise. Just shows the amazing lack of depth some ppl seem to possess. Ach.

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[Spitfire]

The knowledge i mattered to people.

[A.Buttle]

Omnipotence.

Well, I'd want that anyway.

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I wanna get with you, girl!...
And your sister, I think her name's Debra....

Joe Dillingham

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[Impaler]

An intergalactic spaceship. That travels at the speed of or above the speed of light. So I could go fly to another planet and flirt with aliens.

And then I could fly back to a distantly future Rarth and only have aged 3 seconds.

Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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[aquamire]

ehm, a woman to keep me company. really. im quite lonely. i can just draw in the sand if i need.. or maybe take pulp from tree's and somehow make my own paper.

A. Buttle: Beck rocks, eh? Awesome song.




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I'd put my wittiest remark here, but I'd scare you.

[lotor]

A bow and arrow.

I always wanted to do archery.

[Nex]

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If it was the end of the world, and you were the last one alive, what one thing would you want to have with you???

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a pistol with a single bullet.

[This message has been edited by Nex (edited September 30, 2000).]

[DaveT]

Id have my skates so I could officially say that I am the best skater in the world, even though there would be no-one left to acknowledge my achievement.

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