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el tigre
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Anyone know any good anagrams, when I read these I laughed so hard it was running down my leg!
Truly Funny Anagrams.
David Ginola
- Vagina dildo
Teddy Sheringham
- Teddy Minge rash
Ossie Ardiles
- Arse is soiled
Diego Maradona
- O dear, I'm a gonad
Tony Blair PM
- I'm tory plan B
Virginia Bottomley
- I'm an evil Tory bigot
Michael Heseltine
- Elect him, he's alien
David Mellor
- Dildo marvel
Dame Agatha Christie
- I am a right death case
The Metropolitan Police Force
- I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop
Benson and Hedges
- NHS been a godsend
Selina Scott
- Elastic snot
Mel Gibson
- Big melons
Gloria Estefan
- Large fat noise
Chris Rea
- Rich arse
Martina Navratilova
- Variant rival to a man
Gabriela Sabatini
- Insatiable airbag
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
- O my terrible drains below
Evangelist
- Evil's Agent
Desperation
- A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code
- Here Come Dots
Mother-in-law
- Woman Hitler
Semolina
- Is No Meal
A Decimal Point
- I'm a Dot in Place
Eleven plus two
- Twelve plus one
This one is *truly* amazing:
"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind
to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."
ANAGRAM:
"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet,
queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."
And for a contemporary one:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
(Neil Armstrong, on the moon)
ANAGRAM:
"A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On
to Mars!"
"President Clinton, of the USA"
ANAGRAM:
"To copulate, he finds interns"
And a final one ....
Motorway Service Station -
I eat coronary vomit stews.
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Does anyone know the secret formula? :� |
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2000 2:12 pm |
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You have too much time on your hands, buddy  |
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SewerRat
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| Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2000 4:25 pm |
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Britney Spears - Bear Piss Entry.
Marshall Mathers - Star Shall Harm Me (I laughed really hard when I found that one)
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ceenda
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2000 12:09 pm |
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el tigre: lol!!!  |
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