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Giant Hamster
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 Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 11:10 pm |
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Well, After much exhausting research, our scientists have concluded that the 3 funniest words to replace other words from quotes with are:
Underpants
Crotch
Cabbage
Take these Three words and run amok!
Examples: =)
Matrix Quotes -
"Take the blue pill, and You wake up in your bed. Take the red pill and I'll show you just how deep the crotch goes."
"Do you really think that's crotch you're breathing now?"
"Now, I know that this crotch isn't real...but my brain tells me that it is moist and delicious. *takes a bite* Mmm....Ignorance is bliss."
"I've gotta get out of this crotch, and you're gonna help me. I can't stand it in here any longer...It's...The SMELL"
"That's very interesting Mr...Anderson. But how do you expect to make a phone call...if...you have no crotch?"
Movie titles -
Indiana Jones and the underpants of doom
007: Underpants never die
An American Crotch in London
Full Metal Underpants
Cabbage works great for Porn titles -
Cabbage Guzzling Sluts
Anal Cabbagefest 9
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So, what do you have in you?!?!
(My Matrix Quotes are probably all messed up...so yeah.)
[ September 24, 2002: Message edited by: Giant Hamster ] |
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wayfinder
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| Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 12:07 am |
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In German, the two most funny substitutes are:
Griesbrei
Wurst (W�rstchen)
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Drunken Monkey
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| Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 6:07 am |
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If you gonna quote matrix - be accurate.
"Now how did the machines know what Crotch tasted like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Crotch tasted like actually tasted like, uh...Oatmeal or Tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take Underpants for example. Maybe they couldn't tell what to make Underpants taste like which is why Underpants taste like everything!" |
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the_monkey
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| Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 4:36 pm |
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| this is retareded |
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Mindsiphon
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| Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 9:34 am |
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We got home in time for dinner that evening. I offered to help prepare the meal but I could tell she needed no help after inhaling the pungent crotch coming from the kitchen.
I refilled my underpants with more intoxicating liquid and continued to drink. I had to ease up as my cabbage was getting a bit sloppy. |
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Socar J. MYLES
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| Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:53 pm |
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It had to happen eventually--someone shoot me for this tired old joke:
All your crotch are belong to us. |
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Rat
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| Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:12 pm |
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*shoots Socar...but only cuz she asked for it*
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:56 pm |
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Well, since I'm the starter of this thread anways, I guess I'll make a new post in here regarding STUFF.
Rutabaga A crappy chiptune test. |
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