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Fafnir member
Member # Joined: 10 Mar 2001 Posts: 112 Location: Canada
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 12:14 pm |
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so, yeah i just failed mine. it blows. i'm too oblivious to drive, maybe i can take the bus my whole life.
anyone want to share stories about your drivers test? |
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xXxPZxXx member
Member # Joined: 26 Apr 2001 Posts: 268 Location: MN
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 1:44 pm |
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I remember the lady was evil. Glowing red eyes, breathed flames, you know the whole bit. Well I stopped on a green light, I missed 4 signals (5 and its automatic fail) Erm bunch of other stuff, she told me I was the worst driver she had ever passed. I was happy! =D |
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J Bradford member
Member # Joined: 13 Nov 2000 Posts: 1048 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 1:54 pm |
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parallel parking should be taken out!! |
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[Shizo] member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:31 pm |
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Hmm.. i gotta do it someday too, hehe.
So far i'm just riding the bus to work with my niggaz. Keepin' it real.
I gotta learn soon cause homies dont respect my suit too much. Thinking i'm a rich white boy. |
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Drunken Monkey member
Member # Joined: 08 Feb 2000 Posts: 1016 Location: mothership
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:48 pm |
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I just passed mine 2 months ago... don't know what the big deal is. Learn the rules, pay attention and you will pass. |
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Freddio Administrator
Member # Joined: 29 Dec 1999 Posts: 2078 Location: Australia
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 8:29 pm |
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I got mine about 8 months ago, first time, manual, 100% score
easy, one of my friends has failed 5 times. (i'll let you guess what sex heh ) |
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bld member
Member # Joined: 15 Dec 2000 Posts: 235 Location: USA
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 11:30 pm |
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Easiest way to pass driver's test:
Make sure a man is testing you.
All the women at DMV's are vicious clits looking for a way to fuck up your day, I'm serious, every woman doing a drivers test is a dumb cunt looking to sink her teeth into someones dreams.
I should have passed my 1st drivers test, but the lady yanked on the steering wheel because she thought I was going to hit a car parked 20 yards ahead of me on the side of a side street. I slowed down to let a semi-truck pass, and she got mad turned twoard the fucking semi, and now I'm doing a head on with a semi-truck, I yank the wheel back to where it belonged but the shock of the situation and the time spent, left me with 20 feet in front of the parked car. I slammed on my brakes and watched the testing lady do a face plant into my dashboard because SHE WASN'T WEARING HER SEAT BELT. Lol.
Had a guy the second time and got all nervous cause of the first time (fear of someone trying to drive me into another truck) made alot of dumb mistakes, should have failed and passed. It was a guy that passed me.
Simple facts:
Anyone working at the DMV hates their life.
Women who hate their life take it out on everyone else.
Men who hate their life just stop giving a shit and let everything slide in their indifferent useless life.
I know I am stereotyping. Its fun to do once and awhile.
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[Shizo] member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 7:33 am |
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Well well well, those are some nice tips!
I've been driving around with my brother a few days and he says i can go take a test now. Hehe, he makes it so hard for me.. driving at night, busy streets, my first day i went on the expressway lol.
It's scary!
Parallel parking is tough.. i'm always thinking i'm gonna hit a car. |
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Rat member
Member # Joined: 10 Feb 2002 Posts: 851 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 1:15 pm |
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Gimme about two years and I'll tell you if I pass...that is if my parents let me drive. |
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