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Lunatique · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:24 am

We've seen quite a bit of shit films in our lives. Let's list them.

Here are some of mine:

North(with Elijah Wood and Bruce Willis)- Oh Lord, what a complete piece of abomination.

The Pillow Book- I've never seen a more pretentious film pretending to be "art."

Here on Earth- Someone shoot the writer and the director.

Sweet November- A complete waste of film negatives.

Hudson Hawk- Wow, Bruce Willis again.

Killing Time- Tagline: Life is a bitch and her name is Maria.... Bottomline: Don't rent it.

Keep 'em coming. There are literally thousands of bad films.

Remember, GOOD CHEESY films aren't bad, because they are so GOOD at being bad. To be truly bad, it takes complete lack of talent and vision.

Rat · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:53 am

I've really only seen movies that my mom or dad got...and they've got good taste. Well in movies, anyhow.

Clueless
Shallow Hal
The Animal
Austin Powers 1&2 (slightly funny, but bad)
Scream 2
Princess Diaries

There are a bunch I didn't like when I was 5, but that I might like now. Can't watch 'em cuz they're on LaserDisc. Eep!

[ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: Rat ]

el scoono · member Member # Joined: 17 Jan 2002 Posts: 155

Ok, this is an easy one for me. It has to be "Son of the Pink Panther" starring that idiot Roberto Benigni. Not only was this movie completely unfunny, it was an insult to the brilliant, unforgettable Inspector Clouseau character that Peter Sellers had developed in the previous classic films.

A close second is "Any Given Sunday", Oliver Stone's truly terrible football drama. This thing had bad acting, direction, writing... pretty much everything sucks. On top of all that, it's very long and doesn't even portray football realistically. After watching this movie, I wondered if Stone has ever even seen a real football game. The one highlight: Cameron Diaz looks hot!

[ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: el scoono ]

landmaster · member Member # Joined: 04 Mar 2002 Posts: 76 Location: ?

Gen X cops was bad, Gen Y cops was bad, and stupid.
a lot of Hong Kong movies are bad... when I say bad I mean really bad(lack of understanding of cinematography,editing and script writing, and what the heck is their obsession with camera verit�?
Don't confuse movies from China with movies from Hong Kong, movies from China is where the art is...
Chinese movies are great, HK movies are not...well not all of them anyway... -_-
Malaysian movies are bad too, with the exception of one beautiful production called Kami(Us). And I have to agree with Lunatique... The Pillow Book is really badly done... It's like a film school student's project.
Other really bad movies,
Zoolander(its as dumb as dumb can be)
Freddy got fingered(?)
Road Trip
Dungeons and Dragons
Kakashi(the cinematography is superb, but fix the acting for christs sake, get real actors instead of pretty faces)
Komodo
Pearl Harbor(reminds me of a bollywood production)
Asok�(highly over rated production, confusing camera works mixed with really bad script and overacting, unwatchable for the mature and intelligent, and what is with the camera verit�? trying to be Schindler's list?there are better hindi movies out there)
The One
Last and most least, Caligula (pure bile and crap)

iandredd · member Member # Joined: 04 Jul 2002 Posts: 178

blade 2, any michael bay movie and a god or terrible movies called "hell comes to frogtown"

Niv · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 1:08 pm

Undercover Brother was one of the worst films ever created..
Signs was a good movie, until the ending, which ruined the entire thing, making it a bad movie.
The original Vampire Hunter D from 1988 was pretty awful too.

Sharper-Image · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 1:20 pm

The Royal Tenenbaums
Time Machine
Crossroads
Amelie (I know people loved it, but I despise Amelie)
Fargo
Collateral Damage
Austin Powers 3
Dude Where's My Car?

... too many more.

Freddio · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 2:19 pm

men in black 2

Ali G in Da House

Freddio · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 2:20 pm

yea Time Machine was a shocker..

Gimbal8 · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 2:40 pm

Highlander 2.

HaRdC0rePixxX · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 3:12 pm

Bodycount
Highlander 2/3
Phantom Menace
Kalidor
American Ninja
Monster Shark
Avalon
Fortress
The 5th element
Taxi

metalfan · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 3:14 pm

These come to mind:
Leathal Weapon 4
Volcano
Deep Blue Sea
MI:2
The Exorcist
U-571
Mars Attacks!
Final Fantasy

I'd elaborate, but I'm tired.

jr · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 3:20 pm

the live action street fighter movie with vandam has to be the worst ever.... the fact that someone named there's something about mary on this list tells me that there are alot of people with very very very very different tastes than mine, but i hope we can all agree that that street fighter movie was beyond bad.

Returner · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 3:22 pm

Time machine (good acting but bad script)

Deuce bigalo: male gigolo (was on the verge of leaving the salong)

Men in black 2

Highlander 2 (they managed to remove everything good from the first movie except connerys charisma)

HaRdC0rePixxX · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 5:00 pm

come on Metalfan ! Deep Blue Sea rocks !!!
that's one of 3 best shark-movies ever !
and that has to mean something....i guess....

Sukhoi · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 5:12 pm

Gone on sixty seconds - (the new one.....the only carchases that movie had was ferrari's being rolled into containers...lame)

Johnny Mnemonic - Dolphins and Ice T...?!

Starship Troopers - I didn't get it, sorry. Except for the brainsucking ofcourse, wich was excellent, in a stupid way hehe.

Bedazzled - Why do all models have to act???? WHY?!??!Or rather: appear in movies.

There are so many.....

Sukhoi

BloodStone · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:00 pm

Caligula.

Jezebel · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:16 pm

Bringing Out The Dead - Never ever have I wanted to actually walk out of a film. I stayed through it simply because I thought my date might have been enjoying it. I fell asleep though. Worst movie I've ever seen.

Lunatique · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:16 pm

Wow, definitely some very different tastes here. A lot of the movies mentioned weren't great, but not exactly abominations.

landmaster- Oh God yes, 99% of all Hong Kong films are HORRIBLE. I don't understand all these Hong Kong movie fans.

Anyway, here are some more:

Dancer In the Dark- after 15 minutes into the film, I wanted to beat the director's head in with a baseball bat. I have NO idea what all the critical acclaim is about. Shaky handheld camera work with horrible compostion and rapid movements that makes you nauseous is NOT watchable, period.

Strangeland- Silence of the Lamb wannabe, with horrible acting. D needs to go back to big hair hard rock instead of writing screenplays.

Vampires- Ok, the book was awesome, but what the fuck is wrong with John Carpenter? He did some good films early on, then he just turned into a self-indulgent HACK.

Drunken Monkey · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:16 pm

The Royal Tenenbaums.

What a torture that was.

Rat · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:08 pm

Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (it was the second one...the one with that abnoxious woman who shrieked a lot...I liked the other two, though
Big Daddy (oh god it was horrible!)
The Mask
One of the Robin Hood ones...can't remember which (it wasn't the animated Disney one, and it wasn't Robin Hood - Men in Tights)

There was one about a guy who somehow got turned into a virus and was unleashed into the Internet (while it [the Internet] was still in its early stages) and he/it went about killing people with electric appliances...there was a kid and some other guy...uh...can't remember what it was called, but it was bad....er...horrible.

Also, anything I haven't mentioned with Adam Sandler.

iByrn · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:09 pm

I liked The Royal Tenenbaums. Especially the part where the guy tries to kill himself, that's a good song.

bad:
Bourne Identity

Bless the Child(terrible, but it was cool when they lit the bum on fire)

Knight's Tale

Spy Kids(love to rip on it)

M:I2 and pretty much any other movie with Tom Cruise

and any other movie that bores me, 'cause really, that's the worst kind of movie.

gigatron · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:14 pm

Two movies that should be sent to the sun:

First movie:
Super Nova (or as I like to call Super Lova, lova is a slang for money in my language) the special effects and animations looked sweet and all those fucken 'best movie of the year' 'best computer animations blabla' best suck my wallet' motos and slogans.... WASTE OF MY MONEY! DIE #@($(*#@

Second movie:
SpaceTruckers....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.............................HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA .. it sux and err acting = no acting its almost like a parody but i belieave they were trying to be serious... its horrible and err i especially am SCARED of the mechanical penis that the antagonist wears... MAN does this movie suck or what

Sharper-Image · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:06 pm

I loved the Bourne Identity!

I think we're forgetting one very important entry to this thread:

Don't eat me Bang.

Coaster · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:23 pm

Starwars one and two,
That Eddie Murphy one with the fat guy who sometimes isn't fat, HATED it.. I think there is a sequel as well and I probably would hate that.

hahaha and Time Machine. That was the sorriest attepmt at a movie ever..

See, I don't have a TV so I don't know much about this stuff.

Sumaleth · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:40 pm

Austin Powers
Harry Potter
Hannibal
MI:2
The Battlestar Galactica "movie" with the overdubbed love story.
--

Some of my favourite films are mentioned above! You silly, deprived people.

(Amelie, The Exorcist, The Fifth Element and Fargo are all top 10 for me)

mjmcchesney · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:07 pm

Knight Rider 2010

Jucas · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:07 pm

Shallow Hal
SOmething about Mary
Joe Dirt
Waterboy, The
Dirty Work
Beverly Hills Ninja
Black Sheep
Happy Gillmore
Billy Madison
Corky Romano
Little Nicky
A Knight's Tale

Btw I hate the Farely Brothers.

atomicmonkey · member Member # Joined: 21 Nov 2001 Posts: 83

God damn we have a house full of movie critics here. I think a lot of you need to sit back and relax when watching some of these movies you're mentioning.

Jucas · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:56 pm

See... the problem with these threads, is it turns into people trying to be controversal. Pick a movie other people loved and say it was something they dispised. This is about terrible movies people, not movies you didn't enjoy. Movies you loath!

Fargo, Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums are NO WHERE near the likes of Collateral Damage or Dude where's My Car?! Give me a fucking break! Give me one good reason these movies should be ranked together!

On a second note, Jr is right. Street Fighter: The Movie takes the cake for worst movie of all time. I do have to agree that the Temple of Doom was absolutly terrible!