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Awetopsy
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Hey just a post to wish all you Fellow canadians a happy canada day. 
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[666]Flat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 10:31 am |
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THE LUMBERJACK SONG
Composers: Terry Jones, Michael Palin, & Fred Tomlinson
Authors: Terry Jones & Michael Palin
Arranger: Fred Tomlinson
Lead Singer: Michael Palin
BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day. |
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Frost
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 2:55 pm |
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Thanks Jackass Flat. I had forgotten our national anthem.
Happy Canada day to you too Awetopsy. |
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roundeye
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:10 pm |
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cheers to that.
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Steelwind
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:15 pm |
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Happy Canada Day, you guys.  |
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gigatron
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 6:07 pm |
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| Its cana wha?! Cheers all (Canuck right here!) |
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pixelsoldier
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 6:35 pm |
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Happy Canada day.
And Flat, shut the FUCK up for a change. I swear to God if I ever saw your fat, ugly ass in real life that I'd pound the shit out of you. You are THAT annoying. Seriously, just fucking die. |
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Loki
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 6:49 pm |
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Happy Canada Day to all Canadians on here! Especially to my favourite snow frogs: Frost & Snake Grunger! 
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Soldier: hmmm ... didn't think Flat's post was *that* out of line. I actually think he's gotten a lot better recently.
But wait for a really juicy post from him so you can pick the Big BattleAxe(tm) without anyone going ape over it ...
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Aber: here, drink that hot cup of shut-up! That'll make you feel better in an instant!
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Wheeeee! |
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Coaster
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 7:06 pm |
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Wheres the old lame ass, horse-porn posting, spammer that we call Aber..
Now he's just a.. well more annoying.
When you went away why couldn't you just stay away Aber? |
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Loki
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 7:06 pm |
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Aber: wow ... what a contribution - copy/paste is the crown of your skills, huh?
And that hot cup of STFU is still waiting for you. The cup is toilet-bowl sized, to snugly fit your mouth ... |
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snarf
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| Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 9:07 pm |
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| lol. |
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egerie
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| Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 12:11 pm |
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Happy Canada day ! The coolest thing about the whole celebration is that I get fireworks on my birthday =)
25. augh. |
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Awetopsy
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| Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 2:30 pm |
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| Happy Birthday too then man.. |
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Rat
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| Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 3:06 pm |
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Happy 135th, Canada!
Just got back from Victoria...trying to get from point A to point B last night was damn near impossible...fireworks were great. |
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wayfinder
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| Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:36 pm |
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the post is gone!
happy hanukkah day! |
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pixelsoldier
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| Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:51 pm |
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Loki, I just can't stand him. It's one thing to act like an immature ass, but it pisses me off when he has no regard for anyone's feelings. Insulting an entire country (which I happen to be proud of) isn't the best way to get on someone's good side.
And lately, he's just been posting irrelevant pictures in other people's threads that say "Don't do drugs" or whatever. He annoys me beyond belief. I'm quite sure I'm not alone in this.
However, I suppose I might have gotten a little too upset. I've had a horrid two days. Sorry Flat, I may have been out of line in that rant. |
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[666]Flat
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| Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 5:15 am |
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[666]Flat
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| Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 1:07 pm |
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quote:
Originally posted by pixelsoldier:
Die, Nazi.
H@h@h@h@h@h@. I saw that one comin'. |
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[666]Flat
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| Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 1:17 pm |
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Anybody watching South Park?
Blame canada
Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: NO, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the clan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Mrs. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabbalooo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusss |
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Loki
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| Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 2:11 pm |
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Flat - did you piss yourself in that second picture? Looks like it. Alcohol is for grown-ups, you know?
[ July 03, 2002: Message edited by: Loki ] |
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pixelsoldier
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| Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 3:25 pm |
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| Isn't he hideous? I literally almost vomit at the sight of him. |
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pixelsoldier
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| Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 11:44 pm |
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| Die, Nazi. |
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