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Gort member
Member # Joined: 09 Oct 2001 Posts: 1545 Location: Atlanta, GA
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:07 am |
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UGH! I HATED this movie. What a fantastical LETDOWN. In my opinion, wait till it's released on DVD before even troubling with it.
The first 15 - 20 minutes was following the beautiful late 20 / early 30 something people and their personal problems ("She did what? Slept with who? You're hot!" Puke!). I was actually sitting there looking at my watch wondering WTF? When all hell eventually breaks loose and we finally see what this damn monster looks like (front legs or arms look like the rear legs of a horse, hoofed even - yes - hoofed. Stupid looking), the vast majority of the film follows the beautiful people crying, running, whining, etc etc etc; I'd say this movie is 3/4s crying, running, whining, etc and 1/4 WHAT THE F**K is that thing??? Cool! Destroy New York City! Yeah!
BUT folks . . . scenes like that, while extraordinarily impressive from a visual FX standpoint, are few and far between. Sparse. Lacking.
Oh yeah - I failed to mention that the ENTIRE film is from the perspective of a guy with a video camera filming his friends . . . crying, running, whining, so if a shakey "I'm gonna puke" cam is your thing for 1 hour and 40 minutes of BS, then goferit! I dunno about you, but if faced with extreme death from a hoofed behemoth, I'd be hauling ass as fast as I could in the other direction and not be bothered with filming anything.
I've never felt so compelled to walk out of a theater and ask for my money back. Seriously.
Crap. Pure crap, IMHO. _________________ - Tom Carter
"You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf" - Jack Kornfield
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Gecko member
Member # Joined: 07 Mar 2000 Posts: 876 Location: Finland
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:27 pm |
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OMG.... I still can't believe Tom Carter is now called.... Gort. _________________ Gecko
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Gort member
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:20 am |
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 _________________ - Tom Carter
"You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf" - Jack Kornfield |
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Mikko K member
Member # Joined: 29 Apr 2003 Posts: 639
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:49 am |
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I've only seen the trailer for Cloverfield, and I'm 100% sure the film totally matches your description.
Looks like another 'WTF is going on?'-style creation for the fans of Lost.
The question I always think is "why the hell should I CARE what's going on since the makers don't clearly know themselves"  |
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Jabo member
Member # Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 467 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:41 am |
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Although ignoring your attack on LOST (aka best TV show in decades), I have to agree with you. The trailer looked interesting, but I found out it was only because it was something new, not because I want to watch the movie. I won't pay for it. _________________ CA SB|Flickr |
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neff member
Member # Joined: 11 May 2002 Posts: 1444 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:02 pm |
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But it got 8.1/10 on IMDB  _________________ *
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Jabo member
Member # Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 467 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:05 pm |
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So does Gilmore Girls  _________________ CA SB|Flickr |
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Gort member
Member # Joined: 09 Oct 2001 Posts: 1545 Location: Atlanta, GA
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:45 pm |
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Yeah and Harry Knowles of AintitCool.com gushed all over it, but Harry LOVES JJ Abrams and would gladly ram his nose up the man's ass if givern the chance (and a host of other directers too).
I just don't get it.
The fact that NOTHING happened in this film for nearly a full 20 minutes just ain't right. Come on! Boring and a waste of film, imo. _________________ - Tom Carter
"You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf" - Jack Kornfield |
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Joe84 member
Member # Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 262
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:28 pm |
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i loved it! very fresh and exciting IMO. At all times I was on the edge of my seat
i admit some of the dialogue was just weak but i think in the end the good outweighs the bad which allowed me to let go of such things. |
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Ben Mauro member
Member # Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 153 Location: pasadena
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:31 am |
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i was entertained, but not blown away. it was very unique. i felt like i was there.
Gort: maybe they should have made the whole film one big explosion?
i agree with you about the teen drama crap, that got old real fast. |
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Jimmyjimjim member
Member # Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Posts: 459
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:10 am |
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I didn't mind the party time at the beginning. You have to get to know the main characters sometime or you won't give a crap about them.
I thought it was good, maybe not "very good". A solid B/B+. Definitely one of the better disaster movies I've ever seen.
What I didn't like:
The fact that Rob's party was apparently only attended by very attractive people.
Beth is near death and impaled on a piece of steel re-bar, but she's cool to run for it.
Everything after the crash was very "Hollywood": Creature reveal out of nowhere (was it hiding behind a tree?!?), the sappy "we're gonna die, i love you".
Something interesting I heard (but did not see)- If you watch the background at the very end when Rob and Beth are at Coney Island, you can see something fall from the sky into the water. |
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M@. member
Member # Joined: 04 Nov 2003 Posts: 188 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Ben Mauro wrote: |
i was entertained, but not blown away. it was very unique. i felt like i was there.
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Same here.
You know what? I wish they would have shown the monster even less. Though the FX were great ,no problem on that. But when you show something too much, you lose the sense of mystery, and you're always disappointed. _________________ http://mv.cgcommunity.com/ |
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Member # Joined: 08 Feb 2000 Posts: 1016 Location: mothership
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:51 pm |
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after reading all your replies, i am psyched to see this movie when it comes out at local torrent search engine. _________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" - Sigmund Freud |
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Max member
Member # Joined: 12 Aug 2002 Posts: 3210 Location: MIND
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:56 am |
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Hmm. I think it wasn't so bad actually. Way better than Godzilla. I also think they could have shown even less of this gigantic,...thing. It could have been more serious without the joking inbetween. Whining and screaming people seem to be a normal thing tho,....or,..should they be happy?
There still was this blockbuster flair going on,...but c'mon people, that's what everyone want's to see anyway. They have to sell it right? Eventough I would be more happy if they would leave out some effects and save the money for good editing and some depth. The vfx were top notch I have to say. Some awesome scenes. Great soundeffects. Weird was this 9/11 flair going on. I am glad there was no happy end. One of the better Monster Movies....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVvok4S_9E&feature=bz301 |
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The Insane Lemur member
Member # Joined: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 768
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:13 pm |
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I was let down by this movie, with the first person crazy camera shit things need to be realistic on a personal level-and when a girl is impaled on rebar and then survives a helicopter crash that soldiers don't only to run from a gears of war monster while a dooshy guy screams "ROB" alot- dammit. Also the characters were idiot NY party types, which for a nerd movie that was a mistake,does the department of defense care about their shitty party scene or something?
when the monster first attacked + effects were awesome though. |
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Naeem member
Member # Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 1222 Location: USA
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:37 pm |
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fav part: the little creatures falling off the big creature and attacking soldiers on the TV.
okay movie. im glad they showed the monster- if they hadn't, i would have been kinda pissed. lilly girl had the most horrible of acting, and yes, even being able to move your arm around fully after your whole left ribcage has been impaled, was annoying. |
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Gort member
Member # Joined: 09 Oct 2001 Posts: 1545 Location: Atlanta, GA
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:36 am |
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Well well - there's a toy of the monster now. _________________ - Tom Carter
"You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf" - Jack Kornfield |
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Max member
Member # Joined: 12 Aug 2002 Posts: 3210 Location: MIND
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:02 am |
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Looks like a gigantic bat,...weird ;D |
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