[Lunatique]

I just got this email, and I was impressed. It had me fooled in the fist couple of paragraphs, until I got to the bottom:

"Hey, I have you on my buddy list ??? I have been having this
account for a long time and I need to cancell it and open a new account. I
am sorry if I do not remember talking to you, but I have a ton of people
on my buddy list and you were one of the ones I can't remember meeting.
Also,
if you don't know me you might know my roommate Jen, she uses my account
and may have added you. My ex-boyfriend Johnny is cyber stalking me so i
need
to set up a new aol name, so if you know me you can e-mail me at:
[email protected] so i know i get your mail and i will add you to my
new aol account. If you do not remember me either I have some pictures on my
homepage http://80.71.66.14/profiles/julie20
they might help you remember me.

Talk to ya later,
Julie


Oh, if you do not know who I am and you can not remember me then I can
only tell you that i am cute and single and you might want to get to know me
better. If you do not like cute girls then fine have it your way please
click here <a href="http://63.107.112.67/optout.html">click here</a> and
i will make sure me nor my friends will never e-mail you again, ever !"

My reply:

Very clever. I'm impressed. The most creative spam email I've ever seen. Woo hoo!

Rob

[Impaler]

Internet with porno is like, corn on the cob with butter on top. You got all these itty bitty pieces of corn coming together to form one handy piece of food, and porn is the topping that spreads everywehre and is very messy, and you feel guilty everytime you lick it off the top and leave it dribbling down your chin.

[roundeye]

thats not the first time i heard 'corn on the cob' and 'porno' in the same sentance. of course the first time was my father "teaching" me the facts of life.

[Coaster]

I rather not click that link. A website that has lots of profiles and no money for a damned DNS listing of ANY sort doesn't sound to apealing to me.

The thing is, why would you want to talk to people like that in the first place? All they ever say is hi and how are you and then they say stuff and mumble mumbleger azdf---

[Icannon]

i wish roundeye didnt say what he said.

[Lunatique]

Chocolate covered corn on a cob?

The reason the emailed managed to fool me in the first couple of paragraphs was because:

1)I knew a Jen, and I haven't talked to her for a while.

2)I knew a Juli, and I haven't talked to her for a while.

3)It wouldn't surprise me if they WERE roomates at one time. Both are about the same age, went to college in the same time period, and were from out of state(california).

[ June 15, 2002: Message edited by: Lunatique ]

[[666]Flat]

quote:

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Originally posted by roundeye:
thats not the first time i heard 'corn on the cob' and 'porno' in the same sentance. of course the first time was my father "teaching" me the facts of life.

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Take it deep, son.

[-- Transcendent --]

Why, why in the name of this earth did you reply ?

[Malveaux]

Impaler, can I tell you -seriously!- that yours is probably one of the best metaphors I've ever read?
No kidding, it's AWESOME !

[[666]Flat]

quote:

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"Hey, I have you on my buddy list ??? I have been having this
account for a long time and I need to cancell it and open a new account. I
am sorry if I do not remember talking to you, but I have a ton of people
on my buddy list and you were one of the ones I can't remember meeting.
Also,
if you don't know me you might know my roommate Jen, she uses my account
and may have added you. My ex-boyfriend Johnny is cyber stalking me so i
need
to set up a new aol name, so if you know me you can e-mail me at:
[email protected] so i know i get your mail and i will add you to my
new aol account. If you do not remember me either I have some pictures on my
homepage http://80.71.66.14/profiles/julie20
they might help you remember me.

---

Yeah, very clever indeed...


...


...


... but only for someone who links to his HD on the internet.

[Lunatique]

flat, at this point, your existence only amuses me in a sad, pathetic, comedic way. I no longer feel pissed off when you post. I just laugh with the the rest of the sijun community at your pathetic existence.

[[666]Flat]

Wohoo, Luna, your girl friend has some serious issues, man:



Jeeez, what's up with that:

Looks like somebody's been watchin' too much tentacle rape mangas, huh? Well, whatever floats your boat!

But hey, on the other hand, your paintings do rock (your chicks look a bit pale on some of 'em, but the devotion put into 'em is immense) and your photos show off a good sense for the aesthetic as well. Good example is that chick named Christa - lookin' hot like hell on this picture:



And kinda not-so-hot but funny on this one:

Probably a random shot, but capturing such entirely different facets of a person ain't no easy deal. I bet you got loads of empathy, which is good for a pro photograph. Although after reading chapter one of your story you seem to be a sensitive pussy as well, but hey. I guess that ain't all bad, right?

[ June 15, 2002: Message edited by: [666]Flat ]

[Lunatique]

ok flat, if this is your way of calling it truce, then I accept.

I don't like conflicts, as life is too short for negative emotions to ruin things. I'm usually an optimistic, happy person, who loves life and all the wonders it offers.

Listen flat, my honest opinion of you is this:

There are two sides to you:

1)an immature, insecure, attention-seeking child who will do anything to get people to notice you, including negative attention.

2)a down-to-earth, funny guy, who is pretty smart, and has some interesting insights at times, and is not that different from everyone else at sijun, sharing the same love for video games, movies, art, twisted jokes..etc.

Now, at some point in your life, you need to decide which flat is the one you'll allow to take over your soul. Which one, flat?

I'll tel you this: if you choose the first one, then your future for a truly happy, fulfilling life looks bleak.

But if you choose the second one, you'll be a much happier person.

As I'm assuming this is your call for truce, then I expect you to hold up your end of the deal.

Enemies no more, ok?

[[666]Flat]

We've been at war? Damn silly me, didn't notice that! Well OK, Luna, gimme your hand! And do it slow and sexy!

Now that we are friends we can do all the manly things men friends do, I mean, in a non-homosexual manner, right? Like exchanging each others clothes and ...stuff!

[Lunatique]

Only if you have leather underwear and thigh-high boots, my poodle.

[Basse_Ex]

Awwww.... Look at them..... Aren't they cute?

... sniff....

(Goes to find a find a tissue).

[Awetopsy]

*runs away screaming thinking he'd never see the day*

[Coaster]

*takes hundreds of screen shots, to use against Luna at a later time*

[Loki]

[walks in, shoots both for the sake of mankind, leaves again]

[Lunatique]

Well, I just thought that if we tried positive reinforcement, flat might just end up becoming a "normal" member of sijun instead of a constant pain in as @ss. I mean, he's not going away, as we've already seen. So why not get him to leave the dark side and come into the light?

Come into the light, flat. The dark side is a lie and it will destroy you.

[[666]Flat]

quote:

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Originally posted by Lunatique:
(...)"normal" member of sijun instead of a constant pain in as @ss.
Come into the light, flat. The dark side is a lie and it will destroy you.

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Sorry, I couldn't find a better pic in under two minutes to express my anger about your "pain in the ass" remark. Seems like our romance didn't last for long! Oh well.

[Lunatique]

Oh c'mon flat, you know you've ruffled more than a few feathers since your debut here, and you know you do it on purpose too. I didn't state anything that you didn't know already, right?

Abandon the dark side. It's not too late.

I've already taken shit for making an attempt to be friendlier to you, so help me out here and show them that you ARE capable of what I think you are.

[[666]Flat]