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imdaking · Posted: Sat Nov 13, 1999 12:25 am

i want to go to the beach

Shrimpish · Guest Member #

me too

Count Zero · Posted: Sat Nov 13, 1999 2:22 am

I don't. It's fucking freezing out there.

It's never warm enough here to warrant going to the beach.

Mongoose · Posted: Sat Nov 13, 1999 7:37 am

I don't .. but not because it's too cold.

I have a problem. I'm a man with female anatomy, and I have the head of a horse. I'm quite freakish looking, actually. I could never go out in public. I just sit in my room all day, eat hay, draw, and play with my man-tits.

/Mongoose

Jesi · Posted: Sat Nov 13, 1999 1:21 pm

.... (????)

imdaking · Posted: Sat Nov 13, 1999 2:41 pm

What an eventful life you lead there eh' comrade ? er... horse man...

nah, I ment a tropical beach dumb ass.

ka0z · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 1999 12:03 am

Do you eat grass or just order chinese food?

Mongoose · Posted: Mon Nov 15, 1999 11:33 am

Sometimes I'm in the mood for Chinese, but for the most part, I just stick to my diet of shredded squirrels,cat shit, and mouse urine. It keeps me regular.

RichieRich · Posted: Tue Nov 16, 1999 11:30 pm

Cutting back on the snake I see. :\

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Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

HOLY PIGSHIT BATMAN!!!! IT WAS MONGOOSE THAT STOLE MY LUNCH!! THAT WAS MY CAJUN MC-NOT-SO-CRISPY SQUIRREL SANTE FE!!! ......ahhh,damn....i was looking forward to eating it....

HEY!, your drinking of my compadres too?!?! GRRRR!! leave my mice friends alone! or you'll answer to the largest rodent ever to walk the earth!!!I, THE GIANT HAMSTER!!!...or not....you owe me some pigshit..i mean Shredded Squirrel!

Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

.....psst!..........ill give you some Chocolate-Avacado&peanut Stuffed Pigeons if i can jiggle your man-tits! hehe...please...hoho!

hahah..........its an artificially enhanced pigeon!!!!

Shrimpish · Guest Member #

And here we are, from a beach trip to shit eating ;D

( no, really, that shredded squirrel sounds pretty damn good! )

imdaking · Posted: Thu Nov 18, 1999 2:32 pm

We can all go out to the bitch and have a shredded pig shit squirrel BBQ =)

And play rugby like on the Outback steakhouse commercial.

hmm.......

It could be the beachback..... squirrelshithouse?

yea!

imdaking · Posted: Thu Nov 18, 1999 2:33 pm

OUT TO THE BEACH!

BEACH!

B E A C H !!

TYPO! =P

Count Zero · Posted: Fri Nov 19, 1999 10:53 am

I think that's more of a freudian slu- uhh... SLIP. I mean slip.

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Scorchmon · Posted: Sun Nov 21, 1999 10:16 pm

I think that I'd rather play in the snow than go to the beach. At the beach, you get sun burned, but in the snow, you get to become numb. What's a more horrible death, having your skin bubble and be burnt to death, or becoming numb and falling into an almost unwakeable sleep? Perhaps someone can make a more compelling argument than I can.

imdaking · Posted: Mon Nov 22, 1999 3:52 pm

NO! I have gotten sunburned when I went sledding once. I'd rather die of skin cancer at a beach than die of skin cancer as an ice cube! =)

Scorchmon · Posted: Mon Nov 22, 1999 8:44 pm

How exactly did you get sun burned? I neglected to think about getting sun burned in the snow as it seems difficult if you're wearing a lot of clothing. I was picturing a cloudy snow scene when I wrote my message.

imdaking · Posted: Mon Nov 22, 1999 9:14 pm

Anyways... it was snowing and clowdy and such when we got there.. but the clouds went away and it was sunny... and the sun reflected off of the blinkin' snow and my face got all sunburned..... then the sun went away and it started snowing again and then it repeated the process through out the day... =P

Count Zero · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 1999 7:08 am

Got one word for ya Scorchmon:
Babes.
No really, chicks totally go for that "tanned, parched and melting" skin-thing. Trust me on this one.

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Scorchmon · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 1999 2:17 pm

I think that it's going to take a lot more than just tanned skin to make my gaunt features physically attractive to women. On the other hand, I still prefer the snow. Where else can you fall unconscious, only to awake many, many years later after being frozen? Just think, you could be skiing and be knocked out by a tree or something, and then awake in a futuristic society that is a thousand years in the future? Okay, I'm stretching my reasoning here. Anyway, I like skiing.