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Ranath
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Domino Harvey
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So true.
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It's enough to make me miss the days of teen pop radio.
That bad.
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Mikko K
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| Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:29 pm |
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| Haha. I'd replace the rap elements with angsty sell-out gothic shit, but nice idea. |
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Naeem
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| Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:08 pm |
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haha, that is perhaps one of the funniest things i've seen. its really tru as mikko and domino have said. pretty much sums it up  .
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Mega Muffin
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| Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:38 pm |
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| HAHAH that cracked me up!! |
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Ranath
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:13 am |
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Mikko: I couldn't find any "angsty sell-out gothic shit" -generator, but hey, maybe you will like this: http://simple.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php
it's "Metal Song Title Generator"!!!
"Boustrophedonic Conflicts towards the Apocalypse"
"Mysterious Mortal Stench in Worship of Ramses"
"Sadistic Panzer in the Shadow"
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Tzan
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:31 pm |
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Prolapsed Sadistic Death Squad on the backs of Slutty Gods
Narcotic Soulreaper Of Destruction
Damned Finnish Doppelganger
Mmmm slutty Gods 
Of course I have no comment about the last one |
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Nilwort
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:59 pm |
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"Feral Misanthropic Weasel"
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Anthriel
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:00 pm |
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Hehe, definitely cracked me. I totally agree with that one 
Good post Funniest thing today.
-Juhani |
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Mikko K
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| Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:36 pm |
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"Intoxicated Finnish Unicorn of the Frozen North"
Hey, that's gonna be my band if I ever start playing again. |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:47 am |
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"Eviscerated Orchestral Children on the Footsteps of Odin"
I love that these really make sense.
oh, a classic: "Nordic Dante in the Pharaoh's Tomb" |
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Ranath
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:59 am |
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by the way, a band called Bal Sagoth has songs called:
And lo, when the Imperium marches against Cul-Kothoth, then dark sorceries shall enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown
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The Dark Liege Of Chaos Is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords gleaming beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)
no kidding, they're real! |
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