[Coaster]

Pope gives Internet his blessing

[Reuters]
VATICAN CITY, May 13 � Pope John Paul is putting his faith in the Internet. In his weekly address at St Peter�s Square on Sunday, the 81-year-old Pontiff said: �I�ve decided, therefore, to propose a big new theme for this year: �The Internet � a new forum for proclaiming the Gospel�.�


*embraces sijun, vowing never to let such events touch such sacred, sacred posting lands*

Ah well, I know whatever they try won't work.. just think of what it would be like though if they had that kind of power..

Bah, I just felt like posting.

[Impaler]

I thought kiddie porn was illegal on the net?

Argh. That was in bad, terrible taste, but I had to. I just had to. I hereby reccomend all of you to this site as an act of my own penitence.

Crucify.com

[ May 14, 2002: Message edited by: Impaler ]

[edraket]

Hey..I thought his site was www.hamsteralliance.com or something.

[wayfinder]

does that mean we're not allowed to talk about evolution anymore?

[balistic]

Quick, somebody send the Pope to goatse.cx!

[klaivu]

Crucify.com ?

<jesus> I died for your sins. How may I help you, my Child?
<klaivu> Are you coming already ? Should I spit or swallow ?
<jesus> Perhaps I am coming already in your fantasies, my Child.

.. yes, I laughed.

[Lunatique]

Tune in 6 pm Pacific time at www.godswill.com to witness a live excommunication by the Pope himself!

Woohoo!

Yeah, and I need Jehovah's Witnesses spamming my inbox with emails titled, "Do you want God in your life?" like I need a hole in the head.