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Topic : "Once upon a time in China.. (a story about my trip)" |
[Shizo] member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 12:32 pm |
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Yo!
I finished writing my article about my trip to China.
You can find it on my website: http://www.pawn-o-matic.com
It's brand new, so let me know if you find any bugs  |
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Drunken Monkey member
Member # Joined: 08 Feb 2000 Posts: 1016 Location: mothership
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:09 pm |
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awesome... sounds like soviet russia. same shit different Hieroglyphs. What are going to do now? can you crush walnuts with your bare hands yet?
any chance those pics would be clickable? _________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" - Sigmund Freud |
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Impaler member
Member # Joined: 02 Dec 1999 Posts: 1560 Location: Albuquerque.NewMexico.USA
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:30 pm |
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Haha, too awesome.
Edit: Oh yeah. Takes a lot to inspire me these days, but when I look at what you did in one year compared to what I did this past year, I can honestly say that you've inspired me to make more out of my life.. _________________ QED, sort of. |
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Max member
Member # Joined: 12 Aug 2002 Posts: 3210 Location: MIND
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:52 pm |
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I am totally impresssed man. Awesome!!!
Fascinating, astonishing, frightening and sometimwes very funny article.
I really got some great impressions, you described your life over there very well.
I have to agree with Impaler, very inspiring. Respect!!! |
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balistic member
Member # Joined: 01 Jun 2000 Posts: 2599 Location: Reno, NV, USA
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:03 pm |
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look at you all goin' to china and shit
so what are you going to do now? _________________ brian.prince|light.comp.paint |
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seth1 member
Member # Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 534
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:30 pm |
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Thats wicked man! Read it all. I really wanna hit up that trip when im older.. I was woundering with money situation did you bring visa cards, are did save up and have a shit load of cash? Think you will start training in a doju now or teach? |
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Capt. Fred member
Member # Joined: 21 Dec 2002 Posts: 1425 Location: South England
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:04 am |
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you write well man, sounds like an invaluable experience. |
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watmough member
Member # Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 779 Location: Rockland, ME
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 6:48 am |
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very cool.great read. |
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[Shizo] member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:26 am |
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Thanks dudes!
I appreciate your sweet comments! *in tears*
I keep reading it over and over and making it easier to read, and less offensive too (some people might get upset if i write shit about them, but you know.. it's all good).
Right now i'm not doing much. I applied for a job at UPS as a part time loader. Later i'm gonna ask around at some gyms in Atlantic City to be a trainer if possible. Plus, at my brother's casino there is an opening for a valet - parking cars. Good and bad things happened already. My family bought a house, and we moved in from our old apartment. We were planning to pay it off in 20 years (lol) but my parents caused a car accident while moving some stuff. I don't know how expensive that will be, but now we need MONEY MONEY MONEY!
I did save up some money in the past 6 years (since i came to America). I think $25,000 it was before going to China =] Hey, don't rob me though, i don't have too much money left since it all went into the downpayment for the house. In China i used VISA credit card, but couldn't use it in ATMs, it needs a PIN which my card doesn't have. Also i used a VISA debit card, which worked ok. When you use it in ATM, sometimes it works as savings/checking/else.. use any of them to get your money, it doesn't matter. The limits are different everywhere, but 2000Y a day is a normal limit. Also, don't open bank accounts in China. You can't use your account anywhere else besides the city that you opened it in.
I keep training though. Not as much, but i try to run 15 mins a day and stretch a lot. Also do some Sanda kicks and things. Hey, i can do splits now!
The article is not as thorough as i wish it was. I could've added almost as much to it. Later i might add more, and i want to add clickable images for full size photos.
Thanks again for your comments. Respect. |
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Lunatique member
Member # Joined: 27 Jan 2001 Posts: 3303 Location: Lincoln, California
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:46 am |
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That mofo was in China for a year, and he didn't even swing by the south to say hi. What a cunt. No vodka for you, comrade. |
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[Shizo] member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 5:56 am |
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Next year, brotha.. next year
SOUTHSAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!! |
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[Shizo] member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938
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Andromeda member
Member # Joined: 18 Jan 2000 Posts: 708 Location: Lower Ward, Sigil
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 7:43 am |
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that was a most excellent article... i admit, when i heard that you're going to china to learn martial arts, i imagine clean shaven heads, waking up at 4am every morning, an almost military-like regime or worse, strict discipline, master and slave treatment etc etc .... but i'm glad its non of that. You trained and you got to do stoopid things at the same time ! how marvelous ! hahahhaha... met new people, got to know places, learned new things...
for a while there, i had this crazy idea of going to the US or Canada with nothing more than my meager skills. I just wanted a change... i wanted to study there, but i dont even have money to do that... maybe work there ? Some locals cant even get a joh, what chance do i have... but if i go it'll be a one way ticket, and i'm not prepared to go anywhere right now, altho the yearning is still there... generally, its easier for a westernner to move eastern countries than the other way around. So theres a lot working againts me if i choose to move... i'll finish my studies here first and see where i go from there.
whine whine whine ... lalalala ..
Anyway, how about you do a small bit about your life now, do a 'Sijun Geographics' !! that'll be fun =]
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AND here we have some of my fav quotes ...
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I didn't go to the insanely dangerous places though. Because i'm stupid, but not insane. |
hahahhaha i have to use that some time...
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The balance was now complete. There was emotion (Mirko), depression (Liam) and something in between (me). And it worked well! |
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I'm a nice, peaceful person. When a fight breaks out, i just shoot everyone with my AK-47 and go home. |
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We asked the organizers "So who are we making this commercial for?" and they were like "Oh no, it's not a commercial, we're just making a video with you because we're your friends! It's for memories..."
Hehe.. *twilight zone music*
FOR MEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOORIEEEEEES.......... And we were like "Yeah, ok.." |
This was just weird ...
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but they turned out to be some kind of angry gangsters from Siberia. I don't know.. i just don't like Russian gangsters. |
how do you know they were gangters ? what did they talk about ? why did they come to china ? who were they looking for ? how long were they staying there for ? are they undercover gangsters ? is it an international-gangster thing ?
can you recognise them if you saw them again ? |
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[Shizo] member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 8:54 am |
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Wow Andromeda, i should come to Singapore just to kiss you for these sweet comments!
As far as gangsters, i'm not sure. I came up to the girls while their guy was talking to the club owner (hehe) and i asked questions like "hello comrades! how ARRR you?" and they were answering like assholes, so i left them. Plus they all looked very grim and moody.. I just know that there is a lot of dirt buzzing around port cities like Yantai. Especially Russians man.. they're in China to do gangsterism! lol |
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Andromeda member
Member # Joined: 18 Jan 2000 Posts: 708 Location: Lower Ward, Sigil
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 9:31 am |
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Hahahahah ... you dont wanna come to singapore man .. there really is nothing to see , unless you just wanna shop...
computer stuff is really cheap and you can bargain for cheaper ! the government has been trying to stamp out piracy, but its still around, if you know where to find it ...
otherwise its a workaholics paradise. (something like tokyo, but tokyo is a workaholic's paradise on crack)...
but i dunno, i had to friends who were foreigners (one from ireland, the other US) who decided to come backand stay for good. maybe they see something i dont .. to each his own.
PS: If you do come here.. go kiss Godwin, hes much cuter. hahahhahaha !!  |
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[Shizo] member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:16 pm |
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Yo!
Check out what i did yesterday when me and my brother went to a Virginia race track. BMX baby yeaaaah!!! I never tried this stuff on a bike before, and it just goes to prove that after gongfu you can do anything.. ANYTHING!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
http://www.pawn-o-matic.com/bin/files/bike_bmxbabyyeah.avi (3.83MB)
PS: I just might start practising this stuff.. i like it! |
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pb junior member
Member # Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 13
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:21 pm |
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Cool article, sounds like a great trip. Got any plans to do more travelling?
Jesse "The Dragon Slayer" (Elsewhere) - Jesse was a local drug addict. Being a baji people, he didn't train. Instead, he sat in his room smoking that shit and "meditating." He was known to go to "the other side," where he would slay monsters and evil spirits. Magic sunglasses stayed on his face at all times
haha this guy sounds brilliant
respect for the attempted gungfu bike skills |
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Godwin member
Member # Joined: 24 Apr 2002 Posts: 701 Location: Singapore
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 6:23 pm |
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Andromeda[*] wrote: |
Hahahahah ... you dont wanna come to singapore man .. there really is nothing to see , unless you just wanna shop...
computer stuff is really cheap and you can bargain for cheaper ! the government has been trying to stamp out piracy, but its still around, if you know where to find it ...
otherwise its a workaholics paradise. (something like tokyo, but tokyo is a workaholic's paradise on crack)...
but i dunno, i had to friends who were foreigners (one from ireland, the other US) who decided to come backand stay for good. maybe they see something i dont .. to each his own.
PS: If you do come here.. go kiss Godwin, hes much cuter. hahahhahaha !!  |
hur hur hur
i so wanna get outta this island too, but where to? to do what?
it's generally an ok place to live, but like andromeda said, it's very stressful to grow up/live/work here. Great if you are not human, but bad for the rest of us.
haven't finished reading everything, but it's nice a nice read... lol the gay pub... tong ren...
you know what, shizo, i bet your chinese is better than mine... hey blame singapore's education system, it totally stinks
oh btw on page 2?
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Utz - DJ Kicks - Track 4 (someone, tell me the name of this track)
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if it's thievery corp's DJ kicks, then the track is "mother africa feeding sister india", but i doubt it's that  _________________ Derelict Studios|Godwin's Space |
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