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ArachosiA · junior member Member # Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Posts: 8

Well, let's see. I'm 25. 30 lbs overweight with an eating disorder. Complete lack of self-confidence. Had 2 girlfriends in my entire life. Haven't had sex in 2 years. Not that it would matter because I can't last more than 2 minutes anyway. Complete lack of motivation. Don't like anything. Severely depressed. Losing hope every day. Feel passionate about nothing. Devoid of energy and personality. Extremely shy and feel uncomfortable around people. Desperately want to have a relationship, but don't see it happening. Distorted (or is it?) self-image. Braindead. Unintelligent. Feel inferior to nearly everyone. Getting sick of this shit, but not a quitter. Too stubborn or stupid to commit suicide. Don't believe in god, but maybe I'm already in hell.....

Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

You also only have 7 posts. Geez, you do suck. Wink

Can I touch your butt?

ArachosiA · junior member Member # Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Posts: 8

Uh yeah...unlike computer nerds such as yourself who have wasted away countless hours of your life in obscure Internet forums that virtually no one ever sees, I could care less how many posts I have.

broken pixel · junior member Member # Joined: 03 Oct 2001 Posts: 7

Greensun · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:47 am

you only last 2 minutes? you don't masturbate very often, do you? to be honest, I have never masturbated in my entire life.. I started doing it.. but then I got tired and got some soup instead.

I really should keep at it once.
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Sunder · junior member Member # Joined: 27 Feb 2004 Posts: 2

www.livejournal.com

Don't forget the cold bath and razor!

ceenda · member Member # Joined: 27 Jun 2000 Posts: 2030

Had you posted this on Eatpoo, I would just have assumed an admin had edited your post to make you look bad. Wink

Bandados · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:10 am

http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/mrt.htm

Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool!

balistic · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:51 am

you should move to japan

oDD · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:55 am

balistic

where did this pic come from? it's gonna by my wallpaper forever !
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Bandados · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:12 am

Woah, nice pajamas.

Dr. Bang · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:15 am

COME TO EATPOO BUDDY WE CHEER YOU UP
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Impaler · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:26 pm

Start exercising.

Get in kung fu or Tae Kwon Do or karate. Buy a nice mountain bike and tear ass up and down some trails. Hell, start a garden. Grab a camera and go on nature walks. Go to your community center and look for any weekend-league sports teams.

Anything that gets you outside and active and in shape and around other people is good. Trust me. As soon as you feel better about your self-image, you'll feel better about all of the other angsty emo shit that you listed.

Being fat makes you sad.
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The Big Harf · member Member # Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 54

I've never had a girlfriend Surprised

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balistic · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:36 pm

Drunken Monkey · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:46 pm

ArachosiA,

Here is my advice for your sorry ass:

1) Start running every day, in the morning before you eat. Slowly move from 10 minutes (if you can handle it) to 30. Lose the flab. Will give you the energy.

1.5) Eventually start going to the Gym.

2) Read Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill

3) Get a social life, little at a time.

4) If you need to get laid go here: fastseduction.com and read, try, repeat. Its all you need to know. It will actually help your with more than just getting broads. Lots of good stuff there.

EVERYTHING IS A MATTER OF ATTITUDE. No one gives a shit about you, your success, your misery or anything else in your life. Only you care, and only you can change anything. I was in the same spot as you few years ago... till i got sick of it and decided to take control.

If above doesn't work for you... kill yourself, because life of a depressed wussbag is a painful thing for anyone to endure.

Jimmyjimjim · member Member # Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Posts: 459

Jeezus H Christ, it's sounds like he's describing ME!!!

Fuck, now I'M depressed.

stacy · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 2:35 am

MOTIVATION, that's the key!
When you get up tomorrow morning,
WITHOUT FAIL, go straight to the
closest clinic and start the process
for a sex change operation.

When you're finished, you'll have
all the T&A you ever wanted 24/7.
Need to cope a feel? No problems
mate, it'll be right there...
And it will be up to somebody else
to worry about lasting more than
two minutes.

While you're on the table they can
trim off the extra 30 lbs. too.

Or... if you're too clumsy for a clean suicide,
just go to a big night spot and find the biggest,
meanest dumb ass in the joint with the best
looking babe. Just walk up, grab a headlight
and put the other hand on home plate.
He'll kill you on the spot!
End of asshole, end of problem, end of story!

Have a nice day... Smile

gLitterbug · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 6:17 am

Drunken Monkey is spot on. But hey if you don�t believe him or can�t do it, just go the stacy route.

P.S.: stacy, that cracked me up to no end. Also its very clever in addition to being funny.

Capt. Fred · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:44 pm

That mr.t link is the bestest thing evor.

faustgfx · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:40 pm

End Yourself.(tm)
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Bandados · Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:57 am

Yeh Capt Fred its good.
I even have Mr T's Autobiography, funny to read...I think Archosia could learn something from Mr T's attitude towards life.

P-Rik · Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:44 am

Come on ArachosiA !!! Wake up and live !
Keep you mind clear.
I'm practicing karat� for 3 years!!! Soo helpfull for motivation !!

Go on guy! Push you in that world ...
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Gort · Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:44 pm

Ah to be 25 again. What a young age!! ArachosiA - I'm not exactly feeling sorry for you. You just don't know how good you've got it.

Get off your ass. Get busy living.
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Yarik · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:29 am

While they are being humerous, I will give you advice. I really would like to talk to you in private.

Gort · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:59 am

I am not being humurous. I'm very serious. You better come of that shell of yours and take a real good look at the world. You think you have problems? You don't have problems . . . get out and take a look around. Watch Band of Brothers or something . . . look around
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Yarik · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:16 am

Nah Gort, I agree with you 100%!
I am talking about the other people who are saying to kill yourself.

gLitterbug · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:08 pm

Don�t underestimate the power and ironic kind of helpfullness those "other people" are giving. Even if they don�t mean to or care for the guy, ultimately they might give him more real help than anyone that means to.

Someone who gets carried on hands through his whole life and never experiences problems or people giving him shit has no defenses against stuff like that and is way more likely to crush. I don�t think anyone should be mean for no reason, but this is not an ideal world and it�s better he learns to cope with that than to blame all those mean people to ruin his life. What would ultimately mean he never gets out of the victim role, because he keeps himself in there.

I had experiences in the past that made me become stronger and being able to cope with people giving me shit. Did I like it? hell no, but it made me a better stronger person, and for that I�m glad.

The first step is to realize you alone have the power to change things, but the next and much harder one is to actually stand up and do it.

Just like Mr. T said, Be somebody or be somebody�s fool!

faB · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:08 pm

No no no! Wing Chun! And Roller (inline skating), loooaaads better! Inline skating is fun as hell, that's the key, trying to force yourself to go out or socialize thats bull*** if you ask me. That never really worked for me. Talking from my experience you have to 1- focus on doing things you enjoy (physical activity is best to start with), 2- attitude: do it for yourself and yourself alone, find reasons why YOU would want to do it (the gym, going skating, whatever), make a list, write it down so you dont forget, dont do it because you think its better for you, or because of what people would think of it, if you try motivating yourself in that way, it will never last. Everything becomes easy when it's fun. Oh yeah and listen to Elvis, he's the king Very Happy

Gort · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:47 pm

"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is
that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary
man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."
-Don Juan Matus
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