[PlantMan]

Here where i live there are a unusual amount of new billboards that are starting to disturb me - they have pictures of models in trendy clothes, as you'd expect, but they are doing stuff like listenning to music or microwaving food (my life with a single tag line - 'get out more'
There's no brand name or anything. I suppose that'll come later now they have my attention.
Or are they subconcious projections telling me to get a life? Had to leave the house to see them anyway jeez what do they want? Why is the outside world so scary anyway?

[Impaler]

Why would I go outside anyways? All the attractive models are inside, cooking dinner.

[Giant Hamster]

Mom?

[Lunatique]

Stop taunting me, Sparky. I don't want to have to tell you again.

[balistic]

There's an outside?!

[James Bradford]

I know of this outside, actually. I saw it's ruler once, a big yellow circle you see when you look up that gives off light.

[Rat]

I view this outside from afar...through my computer room windows. I wish we had curtains.

[Coaster]

outside seams to have very good bump mapping from what I've seen

[Giant Hamster]

Yeah...But some of the character models really suck and I can't seem to rocket jump over my house.

[Nilwort]

baaaaaahahaahahahahahahaha....ha......ha...

ha...

......damn...

*continues to play jedi outcast*

[Impaler]

No way, Jaime. The models aren't crappy.. they're ARTISTIC! The problem is, they're so artistic, people overuse them.

Like, the fat_lady.mdl, man. I see it everywhere. Problem is, they stick only to certain scenarios, like Capture the Potato Chip and King of the Couch. You never see them taking the lead in the plain ol' multiplayer.

Another piece of art that's so popular it's become boring is cute_grrl.mdl. EVERY girl between the ages of 12 and 19 across the world uses this model, if only for the benefit of attracting cute_boiz.mdl's. Coincedentally, these cute_boiz are in fact ugly_pedophile.mdl's using the disguise feature for their class.

I myself use the sardonic_nerd.mdl. It's a pale, skinny model, but it carries extra sassy sarcasm ammo whenever you need to battle. Occasionally, I'll switch over to smarmy_genius.mdl. Problem is, it usually just makes me a moving target. The social animation on that model is terrible.

[Lunatique]

Ha. Last time I tried rocket-jumping off the roof of a nuclear plant to get onto the northern cliff, I blew my hometown up.

I don't jump much anymore. They've got me chained up.

[Pat]

Outside always messes with my gamma.

-Pat

[PlantMan]

didnt you know? outside is the new inside. I have to go outside today but only so i can go inside the cinema and see jonny neutron.

[a_sh]

hey, i can't see outside. i only get a red X =(
is it hosted on geocities or something?

[Lunatique]

You are all on the outside. I'm the only one on the inside. You have NO idea how lucky you all are.

[Coaster]

Playing the equivalent to Grand Theft Auto oustide doesn't work either

(thanks to: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=ae6bf49cb6ec8638c2486846927c724b&threadid=67442 )

[Awetopsy_MIA]

outside has too much clipping, and the jaggies are the worst.I bet its running on an old voodoo banshee or something. I mean the sky map today is just showing up as white with grey all over it, yesterday it was bluescreening. I think it needs a new video card.

[Lunatique]

I flew around the sky dome today, and I broke one of the faces by flying too high. Guess what I saw outside the sky dome? ANOTHER WORLD!!!