Sijun Forums :: View topic

ROBOTICK · Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2002 8:06 pm

I was just going down the aisle and boom, there he was, mean and green as ever. The kid in his shopping cart was green too. The Green Terror must get around. He looked flustered. I wanted to get some "OATIES!" cereal, but he was standing right in front of the cereals reading a box to himself. Funny, he wasn't checking out the Nutrition Facts or anything; just the pictures on the back, the kids' stuff. The darling little creature in the cart hung his lip over the handle and pierced me with his evil red eyes. It was no normal cart. It only had THREE WHEELS! There's no way that wasn't some twisted supervillanous contraption. So I ran out of the store, suppressing my screams to fear-filled whimpers and pants. I ran like lightning, and when I got to my car, I started it like lightning and drove like lightning all the way home. The Green Terror eats "OATIES!" cereal. I'll never forget that.

balistic · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 8:31 am

I have an idea for a totally badass movie! It would be out in the desert, and it would be this amazing fight between ninjas, indians, and like, 500 Tarzans. You'd think the Tarzans would be fucked, right? Because there's no vines in the desert. And you'd be right, because they all get punched in the nards and explode in the first two minutes, except one guy, who falls down a well in slow motion with this hella sad guitar ballad playing in the background called "The Ballad of Fallen Tarzan (Reprise)"

[ February 06, 2002: Message edited by: balistic ]

Awetopsy · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 1:02 pm

O_o *blink blink*

Freddio · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 2:55 pm

*cough*.... *cough*

Bishop_Six · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 3:56 pm

Can I star as a ninja in your movie, balistic?

wayfinder · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 4:03 pm

i recently found the frequency that makes my eyeballs resonate, which is pretty leet, cause i can have a cheap lsd effect, wobbling vision and all just by humming the right tone. it only wobbles vertically, though (height stretches). it's important that i hum, or else the air goes out of the mouth and the facial bones do not pick up enough vibrations. it works better looking at the computer screen than at anything else, but that 's a light issue, i think, my room is pretty dark. anyway, i think this is a pretty cool skill to have, even if you can't really share it with anyone. maybe someone tries this now that he knows it is possible. i would love to hear about your experiences. also, the pope smokes goats. speaking of goats, would anyone here buy stickers to tape over their doorspys (with a little hole in the middle of course), if they had the guy from goatse (not safe for work

) printed on them?

balistic · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 4:28 pm

quote:

Can I star as a ninja in your movie, balistic?

Sure, I've already cast this guy as the lead Tarzan:

Awetopsy · Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2002 12:19 am

*blink blink* O_o *twitch*