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treeboy
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Avast ye scurvy creative bilge rats,
Any one of you who don't be aware, this be national talk like a pirate day. So you best be preparin' for some scurvy speakin!
yarrr....
so if'n ya be wonderin how I be comin to know how to speak pirate, just visit this 'ere webpage, and all your questions shall be answered
www.talklikeapirate.com
~treeboy
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:03 pm |
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holy FUCK you rule. and rock.
the coolest thread ever.
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oDD
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:41 pm |
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Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show is "dark" the week of Sept. 19.)
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin�, I�m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is �
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don�t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You�re drinking a Salty Dog? How�d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I�ve sailed the seven seas, and you�re the sleekest schooner I�ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? � Oh, wait. That�s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That�s the finest pirate booty I�ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That�s some treasure chest you�ve got there.
NEW: A loyal reader who goes by the fine monicker o' Captain O'erself (and you if yer lucky) offers some additional pickup lines fer the female pirate:
Mind If I climb your rigging?
Nice Mast.
Care to dock into Port?
Could you untangle my rigging?
Come swab my deck.
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Got to check those.  i think even Masta FLAT can learn something
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:54 am |
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 *falls over laughing*
lol
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