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balistic
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Why my week sucked:
Full-size version (for the weirdos)
Adorable, isn't it?
Take note of the highly-advanced crystalline urethra shredders. Undoubtedly a relative of this guy:
Imagine a week of feeling like someone's standing on your nuts, followed by several days of having a bladder full of thumbtacks.
Be afraid.
And go drink some water.
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Drunken Monkey
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:24 pm |
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God damnit kidney stones suck. You'd think a small stone passing through some tube would feel like a small stone passing through some tube... but no... it feels like you have a god damn cactus growing inside.
Thank god for vicodin.
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:28 pm |
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Now you gonna tell us what you've been eating, you fat bastard 
Actually, i was sure you had to have a kidney desease like mine in order to get kidney stones. I forgot the name.. something to do with acid.
It looks like a beautiful artifact.. just spectacular! |
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Drunken Monkey
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:46 pm |
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there are different kinds of kedney stones. acid stones is one kind. that looks like mine... which wasn't acidic. the doctor told me its not known what causes that kind.
"take your vicodin, drink water."
did you know that majority of the kedney stones occur in white people living closer to the equator? they are virtually non-existant in any other race.
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elam
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:48 am |
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| My brother in law had a kidney stone once. Said it was the worst pain short of death. I've been drinking mad amounts of water since. Gotta lay off the Dew, man. |
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:32 am |
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and women say men don't understand birthing pains.
oh yes...large object through small hole, right? yes...lots of us have that one down. :P |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:47 pm |
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| Painful stuff. I'm waiting for the day I get them for the 4th time. I feel for you... |
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Drew
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 3:56 pm |
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| Holy Jesus that looks painful. All of you guys have had one? At what age? I'm scared now! |
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paranoid?
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:52 pm |
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O_o thanks balistic.....thanks a lot for sharing
anyone got anything else to share?....like cancerous prostate or something.
- Well I know you can build up kidney stones by eating too salty and not drinking enough water. Anyone wants to test it? and make a video footage?
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I had to pass one a few years ago. Pain like no other. I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy. I'm sorry you had to go through such an ordeal, Brian.
That picture is disgusting. Mine more resembled a large rice krispie. |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 1:24 am |
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Something that big deserves a name.
You can get those things from drinking soda? I'm only drinking water from now on. ::shudder::
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:10 pm |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
By the way 1 out of every 10 Canadians will have a kidney stone. 
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paranoid?
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 9:12 pm |
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does it still stand by if I move out of Canada to go live in the......Philipines?
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Too much salt and too much meat (protein) can supposedly cause kidney stones... at least thats what I've heard.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:16 pm |
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I had one at 16.....
that sucked bad. but mine wasnt that big and it still hurt like a..... well a kidney stone actually. |
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I'm waiting for my bother to get one, he eat salty and .....yeah, to say the least he a good client.
I'll post pictures in here of his facial expression when it happens 
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 2:34 pm |
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What is this some sort of Kidney Stone Convention!?!
Sweet Jesus I never want one the way you all describe it, from now on its water all the way for me!! |
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Drunken Monkey
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 10:15 pm |
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its not that bad if you have enough vicodin.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 3:23 pm |
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| greatest thread name, EVER. |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 3:58 pm |
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| Sweet Jesus I never want one the way you all describe it |
you mean you wanted one before all this?
my dad has had a couple... big'ns too... once when I was a kid he called for me from his bedroom and told me to go find grandma (who was staying with us for a week) so she could call an ambulance so they could blast the thing (with LASERS!!1)... somehow on the way from his bedroom to the kitchen I forgot and just sat down and started drawing for like 2 hours instead... he finally had to drag himself out of bed in that pain and do it himself (call, not shoot it with LASERS!!1)... I think he still secretly hates me for that. 
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