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edible snowman · member Member # Joined: 12 Sep 2000 Posts: 998

they don't have to be ones that you've actually heard someone say, but i heard this one.

"Dude, you're so gay."
"Oh yeah! Come over here and prove it!"

Bishop_Six · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 5:07 pm

Hahahah, oh man, that's a bad comeback.

One of the best insults is from a saturday night live skit where Chris Farley says to someone, "Yeah, well you're so dumb that when they were passing out brains, you thought they said they were passing out trains.. so you got on one... you.. you got on a train.. and went for a ride."

hehehe classic.

burn0ut · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 5:48 pm

hahahaha bishop.
i cant think of any

[Shizo] · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938

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[ November 29, 2001: Message edited by: [Shizo] ]

Jabberwocky · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 6:28 pm

Here's a good one...

Ditto!

Or

Does your parents supply the crack you sniff or do you finace it yourself?

roundeye · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 9:42 pm

how does one sniff crack? youre wasting your money, man!
i like the "Dude, you're so gay.". i, as of now, adopt it as my sole comeback.

stereophoenix · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 5:21 am

How about "how appropriate. you fight like a cow."?
hehhe. I <3 monkey island

Socar MYLES · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 5:27 am

I know you are, but what am I?

vantid · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 8:48 am

The worst one..."oh yeah!" "your momma..." "whatever"

balistic · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 9:31 am

are /you/ still here?

Ahcri · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 9:58 am

"Do you think I would care about a pathetic thing like that?"

12345 · member Member # Joined: 25 Nov 2001 Posts: 127

well, at least I'm using Linux.

edit: that would suck if you're arguing with a jock.

[ November 29, 2001: Message edited by: Mr. Lonely ]

FireFry · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 11:48 am

"sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never heard me"

if only that were true, heh

Wild · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 2:16 pm

-You suck!
-You wish I did!

Hate that one...

Ahcri · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:56 pm

Another one that I've heard:
"Well... ... ... at least my family is rich!!!!"

maceface · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 4:21 pm

its the worst when this happens...

kid A: " your a fat loser"

kid B: "No your a fat loser"

Kid A: "..."

I HATE THAT! they cant even make up their own insults! they just repeat yours but turn it around. arg!

edible snowman · member Member # Joined: 12 Sep 2000 Posts: 998

i'll bet the only reason people use gay etc. as standard insults is just that they're uncreative. i pissed off this one kid once and all he spent 10 or 15 seconds or so coming up with "shut up .......... FAG!!" I also enjoy when people make really terrible sarcastic comments that aren't funny at all.

strata · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2001 2:33 am

I am rubber you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks right back to you!

I've actually used that once... my god I've actually used that once... *sob*

vantid · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2001 5:59 am

Im terrible at coming up w/ witty comebax...bleh. lemme just stick to my artplease. i prefer to arue in a sensible manner you know?

"your stupid!"

GatoNegro13 · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2001 7:09 am

I think a really bad thing to do is get into a fight with one of your siblings and start saying things about "their mama" that and telling your twin that they're ugly.

maceface · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2001 8:02 am

ahahaha yeah that is pretty funny.

edible snowman · member Member # Joined: 12 Sep 2000 Posts: 998

yeah, i tell my brother that "i'll kill him and his family" and he gets confused.

Jabberwocky · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2001 11:21 am

I think the funniest thing I had even seen was my friend, Ashley, and this girl in our class got into a fight and started throwing insults back and forth.

Well I guess the other girl ran out of insults cause she said, "uh.uh.uh. You're fat!" (now I hadn't heard that one since grade school)

I was standing by my friend and my other friend across the roomfalls out of her set and hit the floor laughing.

Well it took a minute cause of sheer shock (we're in college mind you) and Ashley response with, "Oh I'm going to go home to my mommy now and cry now."

They didn't stop there Ashley went on to tell this girl because she was so "fat" she was going to fight fat person style and sit on her... The girl said something about a size 2 size 35 invy or something like that.

Here's a good one if my looked like you I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.

I know you are, but what am I?

My daddy can beat up your daddy!

Pull down your pants I can't hear you!

Oh you feel out of the Stupid/ugly tree and hit ever branch on your way down.

Remove head from sphinter (sp) and then *insert action* (ie. drive, talk, etc.)

Were you always a butt head or was this something you aquired?

And to think you beat out 200,000 other sperm?

Go home your village is missing you as their idiot!

Children like you is why most species eat their young!

Jezebel · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2001 11:47 am

"Talk to the hand."

*shudders*

synj · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2001 1:06 am

ehehe once i heard these guys yelling at eachother and the one dude is like HEY I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR HEAD AND SHOVE IT UP MY ASS haha i think he meant "i'm gonna take your head and shove it up your ass" but it came out wrong hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

snarf · member Member # Joined: 20 Dec 2001 Posts: 155

Consider it done, Mr. Construction Worker. You're probably the fag construction worker from the Village People. You gonna beat me up with your jackhammer? Or are you just gonna try and jackhammer my ass, ya fuckin' fudgepacker?

I realize the more I write the happier you get, and I find it genuinely PATHETIC. I'll gladly meet you anywhere you wish. In fact, we can even get some of the local Toronto forum-goers to come and watch me smash your face into a bloody pulp. Either that, or they can witness you're pussy ass not show up. Either way, I win.

Actually, scratch that, let's make this public. Meet me at the Air Canada Centre, Gate 4. You can pick the date, and the time. I work at the ACC, I can spare 10 minutes to kick your ass.

burn0ut · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2001 8:24 pm

okay tubby, if this is how you get your jollys..
silly man.

Sumaleth · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 12:07 am

(Yeah, a few kindergarten-level posts deleted here. Good work, kids.)

HansLibenhousen · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 11:32 am

My friend was one time say to me, Ill take you to the vet. Why people dont go there stupid!

Andrew Crocker · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 11:49 pm

best insult: Jerk Face!
it'll confuse the hell out of the people and get you time to laugh at their inability to think of something to come back at you with.

i remember when i was 6, and my sister and I would just yell the same insult back at eachother louder and louder until my mom broke it up.