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Topic : "Immaturity strikes!!!!" |
Giant Hamster member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 9:24 pm |
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Mangina, Mangina, Mangina!! Mangina is all I ever hear anymore! Why don't people ever talk about normal things...Like, Intercourse? I mean, everyone knows How to get to Intercourse and Intercourse is very safe. Sure, there's really nothing new in Intercourse...ohwell.
Well, apparently it's comon to have the last name of Semen is Russia. Old Semen, New Semen...doesn't matter to me.
Look at my huge butternuts! Wait...something's wrong...Excuse me, Where is my Foreskin?...I seem to have misplaced it. Crap! Mianus is bleeding!!! For the love of God, and all that is holy, Mianus is bleeding!! BANANA!!!
Oh, I wanted you all to meet my new friend, Nicky Butt. He's not related to Professor Paul Butt or Dr.Hans-J�rgen Butt! I even asked him about Ryan Butt...still no dice.
Speaking of butts, there's a butt at microsoft. And I quote from the Microsoft Malaysia site: "Echoing Butt's statement, Chin Tzeng Kwan, Country Manager for APC Malaysia and Brunei, went on to add that TechEd 2000 also provided Microsoft's partners with the chance to collaborate and showcase their latest solutions on Microsoft platforms."
Anyways, enough about butts. Mazeltov to the BUTT family!!
It's a beautiful day inSatan's Kingdom which is off Route44 by Hartford, Conneticut. Have you been to Satan's Kingdom? I hear it's nice in the summer.
Foozball!! You know you want it.... You want it BAD. You damned Panis-Grabber.
All this talk of butts and intercourse made me think about Socar Myles *Snikt* oops... Sorry bout that!! X_x ....
have you ever been too scared to fart? I am, because there's a Gorge in Mianus about 20 miles long. Hell, there's even a 50+ man committee in Mianus.
Man, today's been one hell of a day.
The End.(Or, "SLUT" in Swedish...) |
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Drunken Monkey member
Member # Joined: 08 Feb 2000 Posts: 1016 Location: mothership
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 1:29 am |
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see a shrink. _________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" - Sigmund Freud |
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Sukhoi member
Member # Joined: 15 Jul 2001 Posts: 1074 Location: CPH / Denmark
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:15 am |
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..or Danish.
But the best of it all is that the sign on an elevator which tells you that it is travelling (elevator at speed, you could say) is called 'I fart' in danish, haha! |
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Gort member
Member # Joined: 09 Oct 2001 Posts: 1545 Location: Atlanta, GA
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 5:32 am |
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yeah...I remember my first beer.
 _________________ - Tom Carter
"You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf" - Jack Kornfield |
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Giant Hamster member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 11:41 pm |
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w0o0o0o!!!!! DEATHGRIND!!! uxndundundudnududnudnudnd and such, maybe a Q for good measure.
Monkey: I took your advice and went to a shrink. He said you're crazy and should go see him. =)
wheeeeee!!! |
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