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Poprocksz
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Take the Death Test....and find out your life span.....
Supposivly I die on January 16, 2039
at the age of 59
The Death Test
[ October 27, 2001: Message edited by: Poprocksz ] |
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Jezebel
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:46 am |
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No thank you... *panics and runs the other way*
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Poprocksz
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 1:38 am |
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| Don't run.....its all in fun. |
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PandaX52
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 3:30 am |
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February 27, 2058
at the age of 75 years old.
only 5% chance of being abducted by aliens...DAMN! |
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Etict
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 3:34 am |
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April 28, 2053
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Cancer sucks. =/
Horrible accidents suck too... |
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Ahcri
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 5:39 am |
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Haha.. do I swallow knives or listen to Korn? What does that have to do with my death? 
August 7, 2058
at the age of 76 years old.
Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Homicide (5%)
My chance for alien-abduction is higher then yours!!  |
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J Bradford
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 6:39 am |
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March 11, 2066
at the age of 84 years old.
Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (12%) (DAMN!)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Loneliness (5%) |
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Vesuvius
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 6:54 am |
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| the first time I did it it said I'll die at 74 of cancer, the second time I did it (with joke answers) it said I'll die in 3 days (oct 30 2001) at the age of 20 of contagious disease. |
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gekitsu
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 7:12 am |
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i'll be signing of on july 17, 2053
in the age of 70
most likely, i'll die from
cancer (17%)
alien abduction (15%)
homicide (10%)
strangely, suicide claims just 5%... time ago, i was short before and didn't feel very wrong about it.
i expected the suicide percentage around 30% |
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Dr.Squirley
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 8:19 am |
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hmmm thats great.
September 9, 2049
Cancer (23%)
Homicide (17%)
Suicide (11%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (5%)
i hoping for the last one... |
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Pat
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 9:00 am |
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Content-type: text/plain HTTP-CGI Error --------------------------- Cannot open file in ProcessTestCell: /home/web/htdocs/deathtest /death3.html Please report this to the webmaster .
Bwahahaha. I'm gonna live forever!
-Pat |
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Ahcri
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 9:45 am |
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| I took some other tests on that site. The result of my gender test says I'm a woman. Dammit, I'm not! |
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burn0ut
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:30 pm |
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June 22, 2049
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Electrolysis (16%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Drowning (5%) |
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FireFry
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 1:25 pm |
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My ticket gets punched on October 6, 2044 at the age of 63 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Cancer (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
I guess this means I'm not prime alien abuctee material, well shit. At least I'll live longer than poprocksz lol |
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MoleculeMan
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 2:01 pm |
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December 11, 2064 at the age of 81.
Cancer (33%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart disease (10%)
Others... that i cant remmeber off the top of my head |
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s4murai
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 3:59 pm |
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| Is there also the possibility of a natural death? |
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Vesuvius
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 4:08 pm |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ahcri:
I took some other tests on that site. The result of my gender test says I'm a woman. Dammit, I'm not!
whatever you say lady.... |
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Vesuvius
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 4:08 pm |
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| cancer isn't natural? what is it then, man made? |
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Bishop_Six
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 11:14 pm |
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March 3rd(which, coincidentally, is my brother's birthday), 2066 at the age of 79.
Cancer 25%
Heart Attack 15%
Electrolysis 15%
Wild Animal Mauling 8%(I'm hoping for this one)
Horrible Accident 6%
Alien Abduction 5%
Loneliness 5% |
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Guy
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 11:41 pm |
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December 25, 2050
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%) |
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MoleculeMan
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| Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2001 8:37 pm |
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i think that the percentages don't add up to 100%, and then that means most likely left over percentages are that of natural death.
Jake |
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Freddio
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:27 am |
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September 13, 2076
at the age of 91 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
GrandPa Freddio |
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Awetopsy
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2001 9:52 am |
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July 9, 2059
at the age of 80 years old.
Heart Attack (17%)
Cancer (15%)
Drowning (10%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (5%)
(oh brother)  |
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jcFIG
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 3:03 am |
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| that was fun. According to the test Doctor Kevorkians boss doctor death will visit me on October 27, 2056 at the age of 79 years old. According to some scientists, New york will be underwater in 100 years so I'm glad I won't be around for that great deluge or the next ice age. |
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paranoid?
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2001 9:02 pm |
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June 9, 2053
at the age of 68 years old.
Heart attack(26%)
Cancer(14%)
Homicide(10%)
Suicide(5%)
Alien abduction(24%) DAMN I KNEW IT!! I knew I souldn't go on the roof every night to show my ass to the moon. |
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