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soogarrush
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 3:31 pm |
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Well, it's possibly a step up from these other artworks I've seen:
1. Dropping yourself strapped to a dead cow into a warehouse which explodes afterwards.
2. Filling your ass with paint and shooting it all over the canvas.
3. gluing 2 or so paper plates together (this one got into an art museum.)
4. Painting famous faces with dog feces.
It still isn't as artistic as carving tiny shapes into pencil lead, but that's ok. |
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Drunken Monkey
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| Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:13 pm |
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| Modernism at its best. |
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soogarrush
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| Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:15 pm |
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| Giant Hamster wrote: |
1. Dropping yourself strapped to a dead cow into a warehouse which explodes afterwards.
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WTF  got a video of this??!? its more like something out of jackass then artwork..  |
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:59 pm |
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| The video is out there, I forgot the name of the ...artist though. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 5:47 pm |
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the guy who did the cow thing is wolfgang flatz and hes got his own website here: http://www.flatz.net/
another time he hung upsite down in a giant bell and bashed his head against it until he went unconsious. art at its best.
this menstrual thing is pretty gross
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| Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 7:16 pm |
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http://www.planetark.org/dailynewsstory.cfm/newsid/11665/newsDate/20-Jul-2001/story.htm
"To pulsing music punctuated by the sound of a cow mooing - and with an ambulance on standby - Flatz, 48, was suspended from a crane wrapped in a sheet streaked with blood-coloured stains.
The sheet then dropped to reveal the artist naked with his arms spread in a crucifixion-pose.
To cheers from the crowd, a helicopter rose from behind a building, dangling the headless, skinned carcass of a cow. The corpse then plunged about 40 metres (130 feet) into a demolished building and a loud explosion went off."
"Flatz has previously made himself a human doormat in front of a Munich art school and had darts thrown at his naked body. He spent New Year's Eve 1990 as a human bell, suspended head downwards bashing against steel sheets until he lost consciousness. "
w0o0o!
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soogarrush
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| Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 8:57 pm |
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[FLATZ]-666 |
w3rd. |
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Socar MYLES
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| Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2002 5:35 am |
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Hey, one of them looked like a rat! One of the blood paintings, that is.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2002 7:21 am |
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| Socar MYLES wrote: |
| Hey, one of them looked like a rat! One of the blood paintings, that is. |
.. which one..? .. they all looked like... um.. blood to me :p |
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| Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2002 9:14 am |
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DAMN TH4T BLOODY FAK0R~!!1
IF I CATCH THAT B@ST@RD I WILL SHOW HIM SOME ART OF MY OWN, LIKE THE ART OF SHOVING A STREET LANTERN UP HIS ASS
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dr . bang
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| Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2002 9:34 am |
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| HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA |
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Djim
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| Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 1:36 am |
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sick... just sick.
Why don't people just paint with paint or pencil.
I think those weird people just want to atract atention. And well... they get the atention...
we are talking about them 
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| Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 2:47 pm |
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| *Barfs* wipes mouth, starts walking away *barfs* |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 4:13 pm |
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That is...odd. To say the least.
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