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gent · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 4:25 am

Oh, you've painted yourself!
Not very recognizable though...

Btw, not very much POT activity in the last time... don't u wanna come back?

pixelsoldier · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 7:15 am

I guess when you've got THAT much talent, a 5 minute quickie is all it takes, eh Flat?

Seriously, you get ridiculed when you actually spend time on a pic, why post this? If people were posting every little thing they sketched, this place would suck so much ass. Use some judgment.

Ya know Flat, art isn't for everyone. Some people just can't draw, and that's fine. You're one of them. I mean, I suck at baseball, but you don't see me darting on to the field in the middle of a game trying to catch a couple fly balls. Switch hobbies.

el scoono · member Member # Joined: 17 Jan 2002 Posts: 155

i disagree, i think flat can draw. sometimes his drawings have an R. Crumb quality that i like. however, what made Crumb's work so interesting was his clever, self-deprecating sense of humor. i'm not sure i see any of that in flat's work. anyway, keep doing your own thing flat... i admire your, uh, dedication. messybrain has a point though, try to put a little more time and thought into these. then you might get a warmer reception around here. maybe.

by the way, you might want to fix the spelling of "porn". it would help to make your joke more effective.

donk · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 9:44 am

what the? this isnt funny at all. what are you in like grade 9?

toiletPhish · member Member # Joined: 05 Apr 2002 Posts: 120

no no no this one is funny if youve read my post... hes quoting me.
[CRIT]flat, you draw me all wrong.... i'm not going bald yet, son. second of all, i don't have that much hair on my arms, in fact i don't have hair at all teehee. no earing, no plug and play beater, no broken shoulders w/ stretch action, no man boobies, no beer belly, no male posters on my wall, no pron collection at all, no doooobie, i only have ONE chin, no beard.[CRIT]
and yes, i do keep a box of kleenex by my computer, but ONLY for those other messy spills. (not those messy spills sicko idiot)
oh yea, you wanna play me cs? time and place buddy....its TMP time.
i like the pic tho, it is funny.

toiletPhish · member Member # Joined: 05 Apr 2002 Posts: 120

no no no he aint in grade nine. go to his site...he poses for you and bends over like a dog with his pants down....beleive me its a funny pic. ugh....

MoleculeMan · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 3:34 pm

quickies like this should go in speed paint or a speed sketch. Personally, i think that while Flat[666] has SOME aptitude for drawing, all his subject matter is almost the same ("FLat your package is large and in charge...") and that makes for some boring art. try to innovate more and mature i guess is what i am trying to get at.

jake

S4Sb · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 4:00 pm

toiletPhish = Flat

pixelsoldier · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 5:59 pm

Naw S4Sb, they aren't the same person dude.

toiletPhish · member Member # Joined: 05 Apr 2002 Posts: 120

yes...me and flat are one person. are you that dumb? why would flat, with his ego, make fun of another version of himself? NO I AM NOT FLAT. i would never take a picture of myself bending over...with "sexorz?" written on it.
don't worry, some of my art will be up soon, and i'll let you differentiate between the two of us.

louis finazzo · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 6:20 pm

i'm not gonna get into name calling, but a word comes to mind for some reason i just can't put a finger on... i think it's "douchebag", but i'm not sure.

aColdOldKodiak · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 6:40 pm

I dunno... I think all of his art goes with the theme of his website. It's kinda funny (somtimes), I give him props for not conforming, but trying to get better at what he's going for anyways.

pixelsoldier · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 7:25 pm

lol louis.

The Badseed Subsides · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 7:42 pm

Has anyone else ever seen that video thats about 10 minutes long of kids playing counterstrike and being total nerd losers? Yeah, thats him.

DustyKrakk · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 7:53 pm

quote

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Ya know Flat, art isn't for everyone. Some people just can't draw, and that's fine. You're one of them. I mean, I suck at baseball, but you don't see me darting on to the field in the middle of a game trying to catch a couple fly balls. Switch hobbies.

This is probably the rudest statement I have ever seen. I mean, I only lurk a bit here....but I have posted here a few times. I see the type of stuff he posts, but I don't see where you get off saying such things.

This is meant to be a C&C board, I thought....not a board for berating other visiters just because their style of art isn't to your liking. Now....admittedly, I don't know this guy, so maybe he's a dick, and that is why you feel the need to attack his artisic abilities......then attack the fact that he's a dick, not his drawings.

I am looking at this picture, and I don't really get it, but that doesn't mean he can't draw. He OBVSIOUSLY has some sense of cartooning at least, a medium every artist should respect, even if the subject matter is a bit off.

I mean seriously....where's your stuff, hot shot? The way you talk, you might be the one who deserves getting made fun of......even if you are good.

This isn't just you, though...all of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

-Dusty

iByrn · Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 9:27 pm

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: [666]Flat is one of many projects created by the governments for normal, socially knowledgeable citizens like ourselves to hate. These projects are meant to draw our cynicism and hatred away from the governments, where it can be applied to something less potentially dangerous.

All hail Emmanuel Goldstein.